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Ezio AuditoreBath 2011-04-29
@CassMaslin1,086 days
20. Choke me and call me princess. Philosophy student. Master Assassin. Lord of the Rings are good for the soul.
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michael @B00TYPOPPER
@Nashgrier: Amazing night with my babe 😜👉👌 pic.twitter.com/u8FPRC3EYa” what the fuck
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Cat Porn™ @CatPornx
when he's cold he likes to cover her toes with his tail :) pic.twitter.com/4l76yzMs4p
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UberFacts @UberFacts
Male dolphins have been known to keep females hostage and not feed them until the female agrees to have sex with them.
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The fat nurse annoys me
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Why would you go out on Saturday night when Casualty thought?
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I'd probably sleep with someone for their netflix password
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Shrooms Had Me @ShroomsCliches
Shrooms had me smoking Easter eggs
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Oli @tbhjustoli
raise your hand if you're spending your saturday night sat at home doing nothing🙋
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Got a suit? Then suit up.
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m e g a n @JackBaradouche
cat paws make me squeal because they are so cute oh my god 🙈
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Thor is a bit dim really
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You people are so petty and tiny
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I don't think that much iridium existed ever
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Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn
You’re not truly a nerd until you get in trouble and your parents ground you from reading books.
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I spend too much of my time RT pictures of cats
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Cat Porn™ @CatPornx
Just a black cotton ball with eyes .~ pic.twitter.com/Nv2y8zwzHN
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Cat Porn™ @CatPornx
He tucked himself in :) pic.twitter.com/LXigooTqQc
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lil wink for you. :) pic.twitter.com/vfyD0oLehi
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Can't work because this guy keeps meowing happily! :) pic.twitter.com/6JoFrCS6wX
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Always walking together :) pic.twitter.com/kwVtMLRUs9
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Just a lion taking a snooze. :) pic.twitter.com/yvFJkcSVfG
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tuckered out little kitty. :) pic.twitter.com/vdlzgZ98f2
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You going to read me a bed time story? .~ pic.twitter.com/i95PpfArgs
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He got lost in the covers .~ pic.twitter.com/WyNap2Phju
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They're having a moment :) pic.twitter.com/K6rT7QqaEv
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You're The Nail @YoureTheHammer
I hope someone shits in your face
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Ezio Auditore @CassMaslin
What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?
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Finally someone who speaks English
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That man is playing Galaga. Thought we wouldn't notice but we did
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There's only one god ma'am and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
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You may have missed a few things doing time as a Capsicle
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☾ connie ☼ @mxdernbasebaII
choke me daddy pic.twitter.com/upoFqGmfA4
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Mark Ruffalo needs his own Hulk film
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Glorious not lengthly
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Apparently I'm volatile, self obsessed and don't play well with others
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Uh his first name is agent
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It was teeming with sweaty workmen
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I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose
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Yeah I really do associate with James Hunt
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For the love of God up a key! Christ!
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I'm so cross
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You wake me up one more time with shitty We Are the in Crowd I'll punch you in the oesophagus
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That's the first time I've noticed that she was naked...
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When did peter crouch stop playing for Liverpool?!
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Come on dad. I look like a fucking bellend
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My dad is late. Not pleased.
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I'm sleepy
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Ben‏ @JesusSexTape
Fuck today
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Waaaa I want to go home
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Let me ouuuut
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My back fucking kills
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Ooh look a giant scabby lump fell out of my nose
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My hair clashes with my work uniform
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@Tylaisonfire @comedyandtruth give me that any day over babies.
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Scarecrow @Tylaisonfire
@CassMaslin @comedyandtruth Then there's girls like us that just wanna smoke weed and fuck hahaha
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Open the door. Open the door. Open the door.
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Morning shifts 😭
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That was such a fuck my brains out look
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Were you allowed to say turd on tv in 1976?
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Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious
I would pay all the money in the world to be able to lie awake at night and think happy thoughts
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Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious
where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club?
"THE BOG OF DESPAIR"
Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore
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I love driving fast
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evangeline @evie_heffer
wanting something so bad that you know you can't have is so shit
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God gave me an okay mind but a great ass
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Sex. Breakfast of champions.
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I always worry when they say use magnesium parts because of what happens when magnesium gets hot
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Who wouldn't bite Chris Hemsworth's bum?
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@Lizi_Purves god bless. Also the winter soldier 10/10 would bang
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Do you think octopuses get jealous of squids?
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Fucking parents woke me up
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Tuckered out after my Easter egg hunt
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Busting for a wee
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@h0n0rarytitle it's Good Friday and like the national trust run Easter egg hunts :D
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@h0n0rarytitle or do I go out and find more Easter eggs?
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People who eat Easter eggs before Easter Sunday are probably the reason why there's global warming.
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@h0n0rarytitle the magic Easter egg says sleep
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Least I'm going on an Easter egg hunt
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@h0n0rarytitle butbutbut :(
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Can I go sleep again?
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@SubstanceSlave did you just dm me buddy?
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I'm probably going to bed. It's been a shit day
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Cake doesn't last long enough
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@h0n0rarytitle I think this is something I have to try
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Daddy is making me bacon sandwiches. Babe.
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@h0n0rarytitle they do a juice over here with fizzy water and it is amazing
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@h0n0rarytitle I like mango :D
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@h0n0rarytitle doesn't taste of anything
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You're just a noob and I'm an idiot
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@h0n0rarytitle it's grim
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And you can't even be bothered to check your messages.
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@h0n0rarytitle how could you even choose watermelon...
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@h0n0rarytitle D:
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Picking the scabby bogey pus from my nose stud
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@h0n0rarytitle did you even chose a banana?
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@h0n0rarytitle in such a failure
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Shut up about breast feeding urgh
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@h0n0rarytitle banana
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Probably going to dress up my kid as venom
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Can I be Robert Downey Jr. please?
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@slipknot95ram that's because he is sassy
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