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Melanie HamlettNYC/New Mexico/Toyota Truck2009-04-03
@MelanieHamlett1,967 days
Storyteller, writer, adventurer, narcoleptic who prefers living in my truck for reasons even I don't understand.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Finally, a motel with options. pic.twitter.com/VhI6F9H3lx
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Turns out u get a HUGE discount at motels if ur a chick all alone and tell them you're gonna sleep in the walmart parking lot to save money.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Waiting for The Moth to start with my boyz @JFly99 and Nick Ross
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I'm co-hosting Harold Night tonight at the UCBLA with my fav @@JFly99. Whoot whoot
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Arizona pic.twitter.com/18rjt9Ofx9
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Heading to LA. 500 miles to go. Can't wait to see my comedy peeps
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Still can't figure out what this place is about pic.twitter.com/9HRtiT9sUM
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Only old people will be setting back *clocks* tonight.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Arizona is the new Russia
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@LarryHabegger melonious@yahoo.com
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@LarryHabegger hey! What up? Just got this
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I don't own a tv but I'm really enjoying watching the Super Bowl via tweets. Thanks comedy friends!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Got a massage today so I don't accidetally sleep with a guy on our second date. We'll see how effective that is.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I just bought a bra for the 1st time since I was 14 b/c I'm about to go on a date. I just put in on in the front seat of my truck.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Watching the movie Her before going on an okcupid date is the worst idea I've had in awhile.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I just realized why the husky always humps the lab's face - she's being considerate of the lab's hip injury. Awwwwww #dog-sitting
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@Shonali_ I know! They someone figured out my voice!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
It's totally like me to be stranded in Cyprus with no money. I wish i was actually! But if you got that email, don't open it. #hacked
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
This hotel uses pity to get people to stay there #Taos pic.twitter.com/udcoblqvZ1
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
New Years rhymes with papamears
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Many are eating Christmas dinner,but I'M reading weird-ass messages from okcupid guys who dress up like ponies pic.twitter.com/EFwQL6lnof
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Well at least I got a present from the cat this morning pic.twitter.com/OGu2RUUyR9
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Watching Judge Mathis by myself today is probably one of the worst ideas I've had . #Christmas
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I almost stepped on what the car left for me on the kit hen floor this morning. Merry Christmas to me! instagram.com/p/iW9TvPgHI3/
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
This person just sent me a message on OkCupid and now I'm terrified pic.twitter.com/mbBhRPUDDw
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Sometimes I wish I had kids so I could send Xmas cards and brag about me and my life w/out it seeming like I'm bragging about me or my life
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
If you can smell propane pretty hardcore in your trailer the first night it's hooked up, can die in your sleep from it? Asking for a friend.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Everything is bigger in Texas (except maybe dicks, but I have no personal experience to go on) pic.twitter.com/S9Wfd3OBMp
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
The great Leaning Tower of Texas pic.twitter.com/JlxlggzeCt
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Want #truckstops pic.twitter.com/7oTD0oF3IY
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
The only thing interesting in Oklahoma is the crap they sell at truck stops instagram.com/p/hYsxJWAHMS/
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Oklahoma is beautiful pic.twitter.com/BPEP5Le5qu
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
#Memphis pic.twitter.com/T5HrQT6SCZ
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
#tennessee pic.twitter.com/C7ssGP9ywv
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
My dad thinks we should watch "Brides With Knives" for our last night together as a family #Thanksgiving
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Very thankful for all the gas and itunes gift cards I got for late birthday/early Christmas on Thanksgiving Day.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
"That old High School boyfriend of yours is still in prison ain't he?" Yes. "Good, I hated that prick." #MyDad
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Going thru my old toys at mom's house. Seems as though my love for boys and diversity started early on pic.twitter.com/zFFP0Yf7o7
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
#WestVirginia pic.twitter.com/6ELTeLczXN
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
View from my motel bathroom window #karate pic.twitter.com/ymRSLMTtqG
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I chose this motel partly because the Indian owner had this picture of his family on the wall. pic.twitter.com/8UzBAduvSI
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Hello Ritalin my old friend... #roadtrip #narcolepsy #alreadysleepy #2,000milestogo
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Eating dinner alone at a Hawaiian themed burrito place in Amish country. #roadtrip pic.twitter.com/nxGzMIJlsf
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Trying to do my morning dance to techno thingy in @brettwhite's spare bedroom without him knowing or his neighbors below calling 2complaint
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Few things make me happier than seeing a dog's upper lip caught on his lower tooth
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Probably one of the weirder places I've set up my craft services table #SetLife pic.twitter.com/JZSXO03wyX
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Background actors in NYC spend more time in church basements that members of AA.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Was Really tempted to steal these from my gynecologist today pic.twitter.com/KaWdA3yKdm
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I'm gonna wear a different pair of jeans than I wear every single day. #Halloween
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@BenWhitehouse haha. True!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Wanna hear something spooky? I'm getting a cavity filled AND a papsmear on Halloween.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Tonight at Under St Marks, 7pm. My last Adventures w/Melanie show. Stories from @ElnaBaker @martindockery @SelenaCoppock And free snacks!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Last night I really wanted to dance w/the bunny rabbit but the f'n monk wouldn't stop following me around & cock-blocking me #HalloweenDrama
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Twelve Years A Slave should be a required movie for all Americans. Then they should watch Gone with the Wind to compare, contrast and vomit.
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Selena Coppock @SelenaCoppock
This amazing girl is refusing to shut up and I love her for it. #Justice4Daisy xojane.com/it-happened-to…
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Christian Finnegan @ChristFinnegan
Great @RISKshow tonight! Thanks to @thedavidcrabb @MelanieHamlett @JolentaG @RobCantrell and @halliecantor!
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Tara Clancy @TaraClancyNYC
Tonight, 9:30 @UCBTheatreNY, I'm telling a story with @adamwade & @MelanieHamlett at @JFly99's last #NightsofOurLives show, gonna miss him.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Thank god the bathrooms in Atlanta are color- coded by gender. The dresses alone always leave me guessing. pic.twitter.com/N2zGEFHuaf
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
There's apparently one other narcoleptic in the town of New Paltz and he's FALLINGING ASLEEP AT THE TABLE NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I peed in the woods in Brooklyn for the first time and it was glorious. #ProspectPark
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@LikeyLou even I wouldn't do that show! Too insecure about my body!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I'm glad I don't share the same birthday as #RoyalBaby . Almost as bad as sharing it with Jesus. But not quite.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Hey, I'm must be behind on world events. Did Harry do something crazy again today? #RoyalBaby
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Hey, did anyone find out yet if Kate shit herself when she gave birth to that baby? We, the public, have the right to know EVERYTHING.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
That Denzel Washington plane crash movie ruined air travel the same way JAWS ruined the ocean for me. Thanks again film industry! #flight
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@ndpratas Facebook!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@ndpratas Aw thanks! And That's not a problem, I travel all the time. And I live in one of the coolest cities in the world. You never know!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@ndpratas No, silly, I'm in NYC. My trailer is New Mexico waiting for me to come back to it.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Today's not all that hot but I'm running my AC anyways b/c my neighbor just got a new boyfriend& I can hear them having sex if I don't #NYC
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Next time someone comes up w/a stupid $183million dollar movie pitch like RIPD, just ask me. I could have told you that shit would flop.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
So "Dominant Whore" just messaged me on okcupid. Things are looking up finally pic.twitter.com/CkltHUhHgO
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@PopCulturPriest I can't get that image out of my head now!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Anyone else REALLY bothered by the fact Hamburger Helper only has three fingers? #FridayNight
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
If you wanna bring a little joy into your life, go down to your local pool and watch a bunch of old ladies do aqua aerobics.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@AmeliaBlanquera strong work, gurl.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I judge New Yorkers character by the size of their umbrellas. In this case, bigger is not actually better, you inconsiderate jerks
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Last night I performed in a show w/ a woman in 6 inch heels who hammered nails up her nose and then swallowed a 16 inch sword.Luv this city!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
My cab driver is currently on the phone confronting his girlfriend,Ebony about her cheating. Things are getting intense!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I'm telling a story tonight at Nights of Our Lives at the UCB in Chelsea. The theme is DADS! Great lineup too @thedavidcrabb , @adamwade
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
The only thing more impressive that what Wendy Davis is doing right now is the fact she's doing it w/o using the bathroom. #StandWithWendy
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
If I still drank, I'd make a game out of having to take a shot everytime the sopranos guy is mentioned on facebook and twitter.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Tonight's show, Adventures w/Melanie Hamlett has @friedmanjon , @TheKevinAllison , and @tomshillue 7pm at Under St. Marks. Yay!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
This guy is wearing speedos to get groceries. #HotAsFuck pic.twitter.com/DWwoNdiEjq
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Did this today pic.twitter.com/A8u5rRJ49L
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I know everyone has falling nightmares but all of mine seem to take place inside my truck while IT'S falling. same thing though right?
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I just caught myself using my metro card to pick a piece of food out of my teeth. I wasn't worried about this date until NOW.
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Hot date w/a Brazilian man today. We're gonna dance/march in a dance parade w/20,000 people. My kind of date!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I'm thinking no to this okcupid guy, right? pic.twitter.com/zm5jlk7E5L
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I've been learning a lot from my friends who are parents.Apparently the only reason I was born was to keep my old sister from getting bored
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
@kirksays are u kidding me? OF COURSE. Long overdue!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I love it when guys tell women to grow a pair. Is that reeeeeally what you want to see happen to us?
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
My dirty story about hooking up with a clown in Chile is the featured story on this UCB podcast thingy this week afunnythingpodcast.tumblr.com/post/493747632…
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Justin Tyler @jtsizzle
RT @GENTRIFYUCB: GENTRIFY @UCBTheatreEast FRIDAY 1030pm w/ @TheJamieLee, @MelanieHamlett, JON TYLER, @natedern, JOSH SHARP + MORE
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Aaron Paul @aaronpaul_8
Hey @BarackObama what the hell are you thinking appointing the head of Monsanto to the FDA? Here's why this is scary. naturalnews.com/037289_Monsant…
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
A guy on okcupid is going to pay me $20/hr to install storm windows with him on Monday as our first date.Finally, this site is paying off!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Tonight! Adventures w/Melanie Hamlett at Under St. Marks, 7pm. Marina Franklin! Brooke Van Poppelin, David Crab!
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Andy Rocco @AndyRocco
@MeganKerper @brianfrange @marknorm @emmyblotnick @TonyAtamanuik @MelanieHamlett UCB Chelsea TONIGHT! MIDNIGHT! FUNNY FUN SHOW!
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
Two new holes in the croth of my jeans. Maybe I gained weight but HOPEFULLY it's from wearing the these jeans every single day for 5 months
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
This guy just "chose" me on okcupid. All he wrote about himself was "I'm a lollipop salesmean ;-) " pic.twitter.com/xc6t8N3OC9
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Melanie Hamlett @MelanieHamlett
I just got a message from a guy on okcupid that just asked a question. "You poop?" That is all. Should I date this guy or what?
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