you're so right, I ain't got buns in gawd know how long. Bitches be clammy n shit
I particularly like missionary....when I'm hammered....I'll puke if I'm on my back
I urge everyone to listen to sangria by Blake shelton. It's missionary position music
Your lips taste like sangrrriiiiiiaa!
I don't understand why people upload vids of dub step concerts, you can't make out any music, it sounds like a bunch of farts
I'm just workin on a big BUZZZZZZ🏄
Hang my hat like I'm here for a while, kick off my boots and drive you wild like a cowboy 🌵
I ride in on a sunny day, sing you a song and steal your heart away like a cowboy🌵
"Saved my cum for a month on a plate, let it dry up into a powder, and mixed it with baking soda. Sold it to a freshman as coke." -MHS
"Why you goin to the airport? Flyin somewhere?"
Bringing back the un-buttoned button down
The Band Perry - Don't Let Me Be Lonely
I need a saving grace, a hiding place VIDEO
I created the universe to impress girls.
"Come and relax now, put your troubles down, no need to bear the weight of your worries just let them all fall away."
I feel on fucking top of my game 💪 I wake up with ease and I'm so focused, now I need to get my lazy ass to a gym
Since moving up here, I've severely cut down on drinkin, and I quit cigarettes this week(again)... Haven't smoked pot in a long while too
“: Life should be backwards ” 😍
She is like a cat in the dark
and then she is the darkness
hahaha I added you because you were a cutie.
I made the mistake of friending anyone with a pair of tits back in high school
Unfriending so many peeps on FB, hoochie mommas, randos, people who post fucked up shit, dead beats, and people who act sooooo ghetto
I don't see how you could ever be anything but mine
John Lennon's lyrics for In My Life, 1965
“: Shout out to Jehovah witness. ” hahahahaha
the album is called steady, preview some of the songs
If you love reggae is the next big thing their album on iTunes is phenomenal not a bad song on it and they're from rochester
just some vodka and orange juice
“: Jimi Hendrix driving a dune buggy with an unidentified woman, October1968 ”jimi loved white girls lol
I can't I can't find nothin wrong with nothin nothin that's goin on, it's making me wanna sing a song
this is some real suckeriffic behavior here
Me new house backs up to over 100 acres of prime time state land...meaning I'm going to hunt all thee fucking time DUDE!!
People keep on talkin
They can say what they like
But all I know is everything's gunna be alright
lol "guitar? please excuse me while I take off my clothes"
I feel like any attempt to talk to a college girl up here will have to begin with "hi I'm Matt, I'm not as old as you think I am"
The people who say I send viruses and disasters as a means to punish you for your sins, are the means by which I punish you for your sins.
hAhhaha those fat chicks at the end jumpin on a skinny dude 😂
Jamaican Club Daggering Dance commented by Jim Ross (Wrestling) [ELECTROKILL MEDIA] VIDEO
have you seen the Jamaican fathering video? Commentated by wwe announcers lol. Just as funny
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.
I don't even know why I care haha. People just wonder why there are stigmas hanging over their racial group.
Our culture is sooooo tainted, like remember when music used to be good? People had manners and goals. It's barbaric
I get sick to my stomach watching little girls and boys fight then post the vid, then everyone commenting is speaking in Ebonics. OurYouth🔫
Show me what you look like without makeup so I know it's real (lol)
She only loved me for a season
now, I know there isn't actual Starbucks in that cup of yours...but I like your style 🍻
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
When I hear that whistle blowin,
I hang my head and cry
Quagmire:where did you go to college?
Whore: idk, I think Syracuse? My face was buried in a pillow for 4 years.
giver the ol listen for suresies
have you heard sundaze by Florida Georgia line
All I wanna do today is wear my favorite shades and get stoned
Wearin a grateful dead shirt to a country concert, baaa classic
LETS GET A BEER! I got some Carolina girls who want to grab a beer with you in Toledo! We're headed to blarneys!
Hey see ya tomorrow my friend! How much are beers in Toledo? 🍻
Get useless incumbents out and get new blood in all political offices. We need reps that care about people and issues, not their polt career
My mother just got an iPhone, now all she needs is a pumpkin spice latte and ugg boots
WAAAAHHH!!! im jealous. stevie muh girl
If you've ever seen my smashed, scratched, and battered iPhone5, youd know why im so excited to finally get the 6 tomorrow:D
I know, cause you singing sex on fire on rock band truly brings a tear to my eye 😥
okay. I miss maxing out my food card and not going to class because id rather sleep in ems bed all day
you invented the word "fetch" you betch
em is thee ultimate Gretchen Wieners
“: Anyone who is a self proclaimed cat person, i already know youre type A and an uber bitch. ”
And it don't matter who you are
If I'm doing my job then it's your resolve that breaks
is the best site for free dead music, they have every live concert ever done on there with every song
"Turn down for what" is totally applicable for when I play a live show, I'm always accused of having my guitar too loud. Lol
"I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band" -John Mayer
Orgo chem test, here a weeee gooo
The way I used to laugh with you was loud and hard.
My phone is so busted I need my iphone6 neeeoww
I saw a movie it just wasn't the same
'Cause it was happy or I was sad
And it made me miss you oh so bad
All NFL players are wearing pink for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Because when you think of women's well-being, you think .
Alec weber:"happy birthday you country ass nigga motha fucka"
Almost spit up my oatmeL I laughed so hard
Turnin 24 at midnight; and me and fred are listening to hot revolver by weezy, this is what life has succumbed to
Girls fast how Jamaican run
Puffin on the city where the Lakers from, L-A, L-A, la la
So high everything is a ha ha from me
Someone FaceTime me, I durr ya
Well done STL I feel we had a lovefest fest tonight peace and love love 😎✌️🌟💖💖👏
Can there please be another woodstock. ,like with great bands, don't call it a festival at bethel, please call it Woodstock so it feels real
in a week! 24 on Sunday, my little nephew possibly being born on my birthday!!! bring on the GoodTimes!
“: Kiss from my little Pearly... It's a "Disney Daddy Daughter Day" ” we need that shirt
"I will go in this way and find my own way out."
I mean I'm not gunna lie I did
“: All my exs have wanted me back after we broke up.. why couldnt ya'll want me when ya had me?” We missed da bootayyy🙌
Marilyn Monroe without her signature smile. Photo by Richard Avedon. 1957
Mista HWEST! MISTA HWEST!
Called mom, "yaaaaa, I'm gunna need ya to send my Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds live at radio city music hall DVD, uhhhhh yaaaaaa thanks."
Girls wearing high wasted shorts but pulling them down cooterish low infront of the mirror to snap a pic. Yeesh!
Jim Morrison predicts the future of music back in 1969
Steve Buscemi's Elementary School Yearbook Photo
lovin it my dude, it's gods country, very pretty chicas too