There is a man on my train eating half a cantaloupe with a spoon...
After a night of drinking I always need to survey my Twitter to see if I got a bad case of drunk tweets, which I did last night apparently.
Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
"I think I know more about dinosaurs than you, my ex is a vet..."
Watching GNAR and missing Whistler to death!
Three celebrities died today, how crazy is that?
Future me, listen to this more VIDEO
There is a pub near me called the Nag's Head, I am living Only Fools and Horses, my granddad would be so proud!
I miss you so much!! :(:(:(:(:(
Maybe just found a picture from 2009 of me smoking a spliff made with a dollar bill... Future employers, I promise it only happened once!
UAL Vice Chancellor Nigel Carrington : Let Students Know How Their Money Is Spent via
HOW DID IT GET TO QUARTER PAST FOUR AND WHY AM I STILL WATCHING CAT AND BABY VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE??????
I want non stop harassment for at least a week!
I just found myself watching a video called "babies laughing at cats" and have decided I've made some bad life choices.
In the library on a Sunday out of term time... What is my life and why is it so boring...
maybe it is time for you to come home then..... I miss you!
Not even that hungover but can tell that this day is a write off...
also I'm an idiot and I know no French really...
Seriously, someone ban the internet for 12 hours.
I'm in a spiral of twitter, Facebook and youtube and I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO!!!
Just napped with this view
Paris, j'adore toi, but you're bringing me down... I'm going to visit Jim Morrison tomorrow to lift my blues.
That is the creepiest shit I've ever seen in my life...
Tonight made me realise how much I love my uni pals.
you're lucky i haven't got you on it, i send the stupidest shit of all
"Put some motherfucking textures in there, man!"
lets all just pretend that we didn't see those makeup wipes on my table and that i'm an ok human being who doesn't drink or whatever thanks
hey, you, sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, beer.
I'm developing a huge high school teen crush on ... I thought I was past that stage in my life!!
Every Thursday night just seems to turn into a weird one.
The sheen lot are the fucking best... Nothing is too ridiculous for them and I love it.
I will! We all wish you were here! Xxx
are you coming to the pub tonight?
great show, we were front row and were dying. Me and are at the assembly house across the road come have a beer!
is killing it and me and are front row... And he stands for the whole interval at the front...
Me and are seeing tonight after 5 years of wanting this to happen... also...
Someone find my ID for me please
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all
can't stop playing this song on repeat... The artist name is terrible but seriously, it's sooo good.
FUN FACT: The sleep in your eyes when you wake up is actually a tiny fortune cookie, containing details of last night's dreams.
: Go to dictionary& look up The CWord, next 2 the definition you’ll see a Pic of Sarah PALIN! NO WAIT SHES UNDER DUMB C WORD👻 go cher!
Being an artist is an absolute privilege
Not sure why I told American spelling to fuck off at 3am last night, but drunk me clearly feels quite passionate about Americanisation...
American spelling can actually fuck off.
I think I've tweeted this loads before, but still surprise me with how good they are!
I love reading these sooo much!
Feel so useless … like a still life —Margaret Drabble
Surprise surprise, I have a hangover on a Friday.
": Eating cheese before going to bed can help improve sleep quality." This goes against anything I've ever learnt...
Kate Bush, beer and conversations with waiters about social problems...
yeah, I'm not sure how happy I am with a redundant tshirt.
good one pronouncing my name wrong
I want him to say hi to us!
Just take me out of here, let me be your souvenir.
": Read Laurie Anderson's moving essay about husband Lou Reed " this is SO beautiful
"cropping is such a powerful thing"
Its very late and I need to sleep, but instead I'm googling flowers so I can pick my favourite. So far I think it's white Hydrangeas... FYI.
Uni in 4 hours and I'm drunk, listening to Monster Mash because its Halloween and BABY, I'M ALIVE.
The scariest thing that has happened to me so far this Halloween is my brain putting on Drake without anyone else telling me to put it on.
Adrien Brody doing Gillette adverts? I expected more of you Adrien, I really did...
So sad about Lou Reed, he wrote some of the best songs ever written and performed them so beautifully. Blasting the Velvet Underground now.
There are homeless people being left to freeze and starve on the streets at night, while 'animal lovers' feed their cats gourmet cat food.
The black will be white
And then the white will be black
But the blues are still blue
mine is Peacock Tight Lips.... eurgh
you just described my whole life in under 140 characters.
Just drank an entire glass of wine while successfully avoiding the bug in it because feeling proud of yourself every day is important.
It's so frustrating... all people are people! I just don't understand how people think otherwise.
Religion will, without a doubt, be the downfall of the modern world.
Time is the moving image of eternity: via
Perceived artificiality, plastic aesthetics and ruthless commercialization: via
My house is so cold that I have to use my laptop charger as a foot warmer...
I really wanted to but I really don't like it at ALL... I'm sorry!!
Just watched the trailer for The Grand Budapest Hotel by Wes Anderson and I was beaming the whole way through, I'm SO EXCITED!!!!!
in Breaking Bad? That was a nice surprise!
You know that moment when you stalk people on Facebook and you realise that 99% of us really are the most unfortunate fuckers.
Drank a bottle of wine at the pub quiz then came home to listen to and watch Bridget Jones with your housemate. Fucking yes!
I have no idea what the # short cut is on my laptop so every time I have to copy and paste it from someone else's stupid tweet to my own.
When I embarked on my photography degree I didn't expect to be making powerpoint presentations in my second year .
Feeling very fragile mentally and physically... Apparently I'm too old to go out two nights in a row.
Just went to a friends flat in Borough that looks out to the Shard. London really is the best city in the world.