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Not Daniel Tosh On the beach2011-08-12
@ToshRP979 days
i am not Daniel Tosh the host of comedy central's Tosh.0 Real Tosh @Danieltosh Abortion is awesome, ok now suck my balls. **{RP}
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Not Daniel Tosh @ToshRP
@KatherineUptcn I can't have friends without having any type of benefits. What's the next best thing? You guessed it. Feet licking.
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@KatherineUptcn So I didn't have sex with you and never called you again? Makes me feel less than a man.
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@JenTctum Who's the unlucky guy?
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@KatherineUptcn You're not a friend. More like an adopted dog. Who I'd occasionally have sex with.
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Well I'm back and you still won't be able to. RT "@JenTctum: If @ToshRP is the only tosh fake I will never get fuck a Daniel Tosh fake."
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I needed a vacation. I took a road trip to Myspace. RT "@RSaracen: @ToshRP welcome back to Twitter! welcome back!!"
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If 1D is straight, your mother's a fag. RT "@andy198351: @ToshRP if abortion is murder then...a Bj must be cannibalism"
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"@KatherineUptcn: I swear @ToshRP comes along and DMs me out of nowhere every six months."- It's called love. Only I don't love you.
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Kate Upton™ @KatherineUptcn
I think that @ToshRP should get his offensive ass on soon I miss his face. media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m75ycyG…
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Not Daniel Tosh @ToshRP
Everyone in Hollywood entertainment is gay. EVERYONE.
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Kate Upton™ @KatherineUptcn
Awe it's me and @ToshRP 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr4a2gg…
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Yes. Your life is pathetic and there's nothing worth living for. So do us all a favor and die. #ForSuicidalPeople
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I hope life isn't a joke. Because I don't get it.
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Real men don't hit women. Unless they do something stupid..... Like speak when they aren't spoken to.
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I told you rape Isn't funny. But I can make it funny. *rapes you* See? Funny. RT "@justpaigee: @ToshRP is this supposed to be funny??"
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J to the C! @Jizzle_Chizzle
@ToshRP THIS IS NOT TRUE!!!! WHY WOULD YOU TWEET THAT!!.. I mean *mmmnmnnnmnm ...mnnmmnm....mnnmmnmnn" :D
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@Jizzle_Chizzle Hello Jesus.
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I'm married to Jesus. No seriously. He's giving me a blow job right now.
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Pretty Funny I'd assume RT "@justpaigee: @ToshRP hopefully one day a guy will rape you and you'll see just how funny it is."
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@justpaigee Are you some kind of politician? If so. I'd love to tell how miserable your life is.
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I want babies. Dead babies.
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So you quit school to pursue your dreams? OK then. I'll have the number 1 and hold the lettuce please.
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I sure miss talking to you guys on here. #ShitIdontMean
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@BITWcmpunky Why are you holding that championship in your icon? The jokes over. Give Cena his title back. He's been looking for it.
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@OhhitsTorrie *hugs you* Hi titties. I mean torrie.
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If the WWE still had the Cruiserweight title. I would so win it. #FearTosh
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The most common answer I got was "gay" you people know me so well.
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Describe me using one word _______ ?
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I think all of my male fans should get my face tattooed on their left ass cheek.
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Rape is not funny. I just make it funny.
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@BITWcmpunky You should be more gay.
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@MissKellyKellyx Even your husband knows that's a lie.
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@BITWcmpunky The only way I know how to be.
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@MissKellyKellyx I have a boner from you? That's strange. Cause. You don't look like Trish Stratus to me.
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*walks around in my girlfriend's thong*
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@MissKellyKellyx Almost good to see you to.
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@BITWcmpunky I am happy. I feel super gay. Like the happy gay.
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Not Daniel Tosh @ToshRP
#Rape #DeadBabies #TittieCancer #GayAids
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Tomorrow I will be tackling the controversy of offensive jokes. Showing that yes, they're funny #Rape #DeadBabies #BreastCancer #Aids
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#DeadBabies
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There's always that moment everyday, where I start day dreaming and ask myself. I wonder what Justin Bieber is doing right now?
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@Evil_TheRock I'm leaving soon. So I'll give you something to think about, Rikishi. 140 pounds of a real man. pic.twitter.com/ufU9rUUI
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@Evil_TheRock You called somebody a "Kung pow bitch" Google "stale jokes" & a picture of you with Cenas dick in your mouth pops up.
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@Evil_TheRock That's what you're gonna hang your hat on, Rikishi? The best thing you done was come in 2nd place to Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Not Daniel Tosh @ToshRP
Good advice RT "@hunter_dutton: @ToshRP Try Heroin, Like Kurt Cobain, everyone loved him... Well except Courtney Love of course"
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Hunter Dutton @hunter_dutton
@ToshRP Try Heroin, Like Kurt Cobain, everyone loved him... Well except Courtney Love of course
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@Evil_TheRock Yes. So you can see what a real celebrity looks like. Got it, Umaga?
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im me @TfTrip420
@ToshRP weed. Be the celeb who's more strung out and messed up than anyone. Like suckin dick on the corner messed up. But on weed
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I would seriously destroy you RT "@Evil_TheRock: @ToshRP you hate The Rocks tweets? Well... next up for burial: @ToshRP"
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If you see me favoring any of your tweets. That's twitter lying to you. I hate all of your tweets.
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I don't wanna be raped, I wanna rape. RT "@SexyFaker: Rohypnol the rape drug. RT @ToshRP:
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This could work RT"@DatMexican26: @ToshRP cocaine?"
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I need a drug addiction. All of the good celebrities has a drug addiction. Any suggestions?
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@pippaV13 HIGH FASHION pic.twitter.com/EoigULTz
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@meganabrigc You promise?
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Let's fuck! Wait, this is your dms right? RT "@LaceyErich: Someone DM me. I'm bored."
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@MissKellyKellyx @BITWcmpunky I'm not sure that's the face you're suppose to make.
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Twice isn't enough RT "@SexyFaker: Fine tosh don't talk to me... Just remember I fondled you twice. Ungrateful ass. -.-"
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I'll rape Kelly RT "@BITWcmpunky: Tosh is a pedo"
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That's a question I've always wanted to ask you. RT "@meganabrigc: What am I even doing here."
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In a motha fuckin flesh!! *black voice* RT "@MissKellyKellyx: TOSHYBEAR!"
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"@KaitlynWWExx: \:" pic.twitter.com/jzALdL2L
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I'm finally awake. Show me what's so special about daytime.
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AJ @EnragedAsshole
@ToshRP OH MY GOD MIRACLES ARE HAPPENING O.O
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Say hello to my real father everyone pic.twitter.com/e6wlIsUa
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I've spent the last 2 minutes trying to find my biological father. And I did. I love you daddy.
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Kate Upton™ @KatherineUptcn
What is the opposite of a pedophile? Because I think I just became one. RT @ToshRP: At least I know what I'll look like pic.twitter.com/9bRnfbgC
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At least I know what I'll look like when I'm 50. pic.twitter.com/bLYpcMhT
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@SexyFaker Try vanilla. It's really good.
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I love spending free time at the park surrounded by kids. pic.twitter.com/aCdOdf6a
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@SexyFaker Vanilla?
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Kate Upton™ @KatherineUptcn
I lost my boyfriend because of you, you owe me a milkshake. -.- RT @ToshRP: If I was sorry. I'd apologize. RT"Sexyfaker: I blame Daniel
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Took me less than 40 minutes to break up a relationship today. @MissKellyKellyx & @BITWcmpunky2 are next on my list.
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If I was sorry. I'd apologize. RT"@SexyFaker: I blame Daniel for Twat swatting me."
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@SexyFaker You didn't do anything.
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@SexyFaker I blame you.
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Not Daniel Tosh @ToshRP
@SexyFaker He's suppose to, yes.
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@SexyFaker But I haven't touched you. I'm just letting you know you will cheat on him. With me.
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Kate Upton™ @KatherineUptcn
Daniel is really trying to temp me. >.>
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@SexyFaker I call bullshit.
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@SexyFaker Because you haven't been caught yet.
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@SexyFaker not in my bed he's not.
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@SexyFaker Sure you do.
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Not Daniel Tosh @ToshRP
My best friend Ted is checking his twitter page rn pic.twitter.com/fBnhkqnY
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@SexyFaker Aw poor you. Now you'll have to cheat on your boyfriend with me.
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@Schizo_Kane Kane. I get more pussy than kitty litter. Doing extra gay things isn't hard when you whore around like me.
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@SexyFaker What's the difference in that week period?
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@Schizo_Kane Who's also my idol.
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Harder RT"@SexyFaker: *Licks @ToshRP.*"
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@Schizo_Kane 30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39e84Z…
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Let me guess. Crack? RT"@Kylethabest: @ToshRP oh my niggas im sexually high"
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Out of my ass RT"@RyanHemming1: @ToshRP were do you come up with that shit"
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Kate Upton™ @KatherineUptcn
*Licks @ToshRP.*
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Perfect painting of me & The President of the United States of America pic.twitter.com/1rFiboMq
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@MissKellyKellyx I now devote all of my energy into destroying you both.
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Not Daniel Tosh @ToshRP
@meganabrigc Valid point.
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@MissKellyKellyx I gave your marriage 2 weeks. I don't like being wrong.
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Not Daniel Tosh @ToshRP
@SexyFaker I'm not sure. Any suggestions?
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Not Daniel Tosh @ToshRP
@SexyFaker And Lube.
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