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Alison KendallBournemouth, UK2012-03-30
@AlisonKendall903 days
Too busy baking cakes to do any exercise
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Never thought I would hear myself say this - but I really miss going running. Need to get better again so I can pound the streets again
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Overthinking for the last 3 hours. No sleep 😞
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Saint in the Kitchen @saintlykitchen
The recipe for Cookie Dough Fudge made with @lucybeecoconut @freeistfoods @TheProteinWorks 😍 iamintothis.com/2014/09/health… pic.twitter.com/rVQ97WJAEk
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Saint in the Kitchen @saintlykitchen
Perfect Friday treat! Nutella Protein Pudding...#CheatClean iamintothis.com/2014/08/nutell… pic.twitter.com/PbkWiQGfj2
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West London Mum @westlondon_mum
Please share: Police hunting schoolgirl Alice Gross in appeal over missing iPhone gu.com/p/4xfbh/tw via @guardian
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
@parsnip45: I met this tiny Pug today, his name is bigger than him. Meet Geoffrey pic.twitter.com/JiMYqN7wEy” SO CUTE!!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Finally home after a week away in the sunshine. Unpacking and washing now, the worst bit!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Packing my cases and I'm sure I've forgotten something.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Can't complain, the holiday hasn't cost me a penny thanks to great family friends. Quitting sugar will be a test when I see a cream tea
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Going on holiday in 24hours to Cornwall and I have got too much to get done before i go. Nothing like leaving it to the last minute #rush
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
How have I spent every evening for the last week? Watching back to back episodes of Friends.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
All is going well with my sugarless September. Although I did devour a lot of carrots with hummus last night.
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DorsetMHForum @DorsetMHForum
A dog does wonders for your mental health | Clare Allan gu.com/p/4x5q7/tw via @guardian
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Today's a new day, must not eat anything containing sugar
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Trying to be good at not eating sugary snacks and I've already caved eating two icecream magnums. Fail.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Having a bad back is the worst thing ever. Trying to get my husband to do the housework is the hardest thing in the world.
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Lena Dunham @lenadunham
We can't lose Joan. All love and healing wishes to Her Majesty Joan Rivers- being ripped a new one by you is an honor to be treasured.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Watching X Factor on catch up, Simon and Cheryl are so repulsive. Won't be watching it again #famegonetotheirhead #moneyisrootofallevil
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Oops, I have eaten a family bag of revels followed by half a box of liquorice allsorts. *looks for sick bucket*
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Feeling like I must have done something seriously bad in my former life. I've got a headache from hell
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Hold onto those you love, hearing of a friend losing her husband this weekend in an accident makes you realise what is important in life.
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Real Talk @RealTalk
No matter how "busy" a person is, if they care they will always find time for you. 👏👌
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Thank god it's Friday!!!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Absolutely starving. Just walked in from work and everyone looks at me with disgust because they're waiting for THEIR dinner!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Nothing better than a lazy Sunday.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Any blog recommendations for fashion? Normal high street fashion though not ridiculous expensive stuff or fashion for teenagers #fbloggers
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
And rest......what a hectic week it has been. I deserve a treat, maybe shopping for some new clothes. I need a personal shopper to help me.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Definitely the right weather to dry your washing. Gale force fresh!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
That's better, all thanks to Sauvignon Blanc. Not that I think alcohol is the answer, but today it was very very suitable.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Think I deserve a very large glass of wine or three.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Doesn't matter how old you are, when your dad tells you off you feel like 7 years old again. Ugh, not had a very pleasant evening.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
I forgot how demanding a puppy was. Having one as an overnight guest has been stressful.
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iamintothis @iamintothis
Why I HATE the Term "Real Women": Real women have curves. Real men like curves, only dogs… goo.gl/fb/TJe9t8
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Good job I had that holiday because I've not had a day off these last 9 days since coming back
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Big meeting today. Time to get up and look lively.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Coughing like a barking seal 😷 Always catch the lurgy on the flight home
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Florida here we come!!!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Got bit of a thing for peanut butter at the moment. Made some peanut butter granola today and it is yummy!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
What a fab weekend it has been. May have caught a bit too much sun today. Pass me the aftersun!!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Counting down the days to my holiday!! Excited.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Aaagh still awake at this time of night/morning.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
@PprmintNPaisley Thanks for the advice, I shall hold you to it. 3 days left and counting!!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
@mumsontop Really? I'm struggling like anything. It's so hard.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Cutting out sugar is hard, very hard. I have sat craving chocolate for 3 hours. Why does it have to be so bad for you?
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Adding your holiday destination to weather app on your phone is ace. Florida is looking so much better than UK. Less than 4 weeks to go!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Always feel like I have achieved something when I manage to get to bed before midnight.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Feeling slightly guilty that husband made Sunday dinner on Father's Day today because I was poorly. Not that guilty though.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Going to sleep smiling tonight. Only 28 more days until I go Florida with the family.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Love it when you tell previous car insurer you're going to a new insurer because their price is £100 cheaper than renewal quote
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Knowing I have to be up extra early tomorrow morning means I will not sleep a wink tonight. Stupid brain. #womensproblems
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Knowing I've got to be up extra early tomorrow morning doesn't seem to make me go slee pic.twitter.com/x7vaJAgC8U
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Oh dear it's been a very sad day today. Too many tears have been cried.
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Polly Toynbee @pollytoynbee
How the Times Tel and Mail refuse to print an article showing IPSO is just the PCC in new clothing. Shocking!
theguardian.com/media/2014/may…
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Another night of no sleep. How can I not be tired???
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Having a very lazy weekend. No husband and no kids. I've done nothing all day. Bliss.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Catching up on #BGT I want to dance like the 3 Frenchmen in my high heels. They make it look so easy!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Teenager's bedrooms are so messy. aaaggh! #bangheadagainstwall
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
What's wrong with me? Never been so tired in my life, think I need to pay a trip to the doctors :/
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Not liking the weather today. Booooooo!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
If teenagers knew (read: understood) the stress they caused their mothers I wonder if they'd still be as bad? I can't sleep at all.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
shopping at Wallis for a holiday wardrobe.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
What's with the high street only selling summer clothes for teenagers? Us mothers can't wear crop tops and tiny shorts and no way am I
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Booked a holiday abroad today, this will be my first since 2011 and I'm a lot fatter now. I'd better give the chocolate biscuits a miss now
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Big day ahead and I've been awake since 3am. Lots of concealer for my big dark eye rings today!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
With all this rain I want to get under a blanket with a hot cuppa and some chocolate - comfort food please.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
How to get my son to do his homework? Ask him to clean his bedroom, he'll do anything to get out of cleaning.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Tummy rumbling.... Where's my dinner?
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Just remembered it's day off tomorrow. I love Bank Holidays!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Cannot sleep 😢
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Done so well on my healthy eating for the last fortnight but failed by having an easter egg this evening. Where's my self-control?
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Waiting for an important phone call and daren't go toilet because you can bet that is when they will ring.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Still can't get last night's Panorama show out of my head, absolutely awful what these care homes do to the elderly.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Want to buy some white jeans but remembering what a bugger they are to keep clean. No sitting on park benches or drinking blackcurrant juice
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Been so poorly this week, first day back at work today.
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Netmums @Netmums
Get your hands on £300 to spend at Next. Over the next hour we're giving away £300 svy.mk/1rDGZjT
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
I doubt anyone has got a husband lazier than mine.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Husband gets out of bed at 7:30 and now he's gone back to bed because he's got day off. Lazy sod.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Not slept a wink last night, how is this possible? I'm so tired and got a full day ahead.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Trying to find some nice flat shoes to wear. What's with all the ugly things I keep seeing in the shops, I can't wear them things.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Got loads of work to do but never enough time. Anyone else put off people who have been pestering you to do a job for them too?
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iamintothis @iamintothis
It's this week's High Street Hitlist

iamintothis.com/2014/04/whats-…
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Bournemouthecho @Bournemouthecho
More staff needed to work with disabled adults in their homes: MEMBERS of the Dorset community are being given... bit.ly/1f19EYv
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Went bed early last night and I've been awake since 2am. Not fair this lack of sleeping malarkey
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UberFacts @UberFacts
A study of 16,000 women found that females with more curves are smarter than those who weigh less.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Hope you have a Fab Four day weekend. I'm looking forward to some time off - eating lots of chocolate!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Something to be said for listening to music on a record player instead of an iPod.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Staying up watching scary real crime stories on television whilst I'm in the house alone. Will be keeping a cricket bat next to bed tonight
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Why did I strip all the beds earlier and then forget to put clean sheets on? Not nice sorting out 4 beds at this time of night.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
It's never too early for a mojito. Sod it, it's Friday after all!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
All cakes delivered and set up. Now for a rest in the back garden. Sun is shining, is it too early for a mojito?
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Done it again. Pigged out this evening and ate large family bag of minstrels followed by large family bag of wispa bites. #dietfail
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Teenagers, aagh! Anyone got a fast forward button to when they become nice adults and no longer intolerable little shites?
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Abbie Kilcline @Tattybojangles
Call me old fashioned but I think talking about wedding budgets is a little like discussing your earnings. It's a bit crass
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iamintothis @iamintothis
How do you feel about getting older? Teresa is talking about her ageing concerns

iamintothis.com/2014/04/ageing…
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Dawn O'Porter @hotpatooties
I like to think Chris would tap on the door first and say 'Dawnie, is that you?'
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Ugh, how can my daughter forget to put on her school tie? And why do they text you asking for you to bring it in? Grr.
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The Dorothy Days @thedorothydays
Would really appreciate any retweets on this, it really helps us to spread the word! #womaninbizhour #crafthour pic.twitter.com/NnS2U78PzV
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TERESA BARNES @teresa_iam
Met a 13yr old boy nedthekidsdylan.com today. This lad is seriously talented!!! I think I should have got his autograph.
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Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes
"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing." - Elbert Hubbard
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
I love it though. Extra snuggly and perfect for a Sunday evening on the sofa watching tv
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