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Alison KendallBournemouth, UK2012-03-30
@AlisonKendall875 days
Too busy baking cakes to do any exercise
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Real Talk @RealTalk
No matter how "busy" a person is, if they care they will always find time for you. 👏👌
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Thank god it's Friday!!!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Absolutely starving. Just walked in from work and everyone looks at me with disgust because they're waiting for THEIR dinner!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Nothing better than a lazy Sunday.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Any blog recommendations for fashion? Normal high street fashion though not ridiculous expensive stuff or fashion for teenagers #fbloggers
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
And rest......what a hectic week it has been. I deserve a treat, maybe shopping for some new clothes. I need a personal shopper to help me.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Definitely the right weather to dry your washing. Gale force fresh!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
That's better, all thanks to Sauvignon Blanc. Not that I think alcohol is the answer, but today it was very very suitable.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Think I deserve a very large glass of wine or three.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Doesn't matter how old you are, when your dad tells you off you feel like 7 years old again. Ugh, not had a very pleasant evening.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
I forgot how demanding a puppy was. Having one as an overnight guest has been stressful.
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iamintothis @iamintothis
Why I HATE the Term "Real Women": Real women have curves. Real men like curves, only dogs… goo.gl/fb/TJe9t8
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Good job I had that holiday because I've not had a day off these last 9 days since coming back
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Big meeting today. Time to get up and look lively.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Coughing like a barking seal 😷 Always catch the lurgy on the flight home
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Florida here we come!!!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Got bit of a thing for peanut butter at the moment. Made some peanut butter granola today and it is yummy!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
What a fab weekend it has been. May have caught a bit too much sun today. Pass me the aftersun!!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Counting down the days to my holiday!! Excited.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Aaagh still awake at this time of night/morning.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
@PprmintNPaisley Thanks for the advice, I shall hold you to it. 3 days left and counting!!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
@mumsontop Really? I'm struggling like anything. It's so hard.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Cutting out sugar is hard, very hard. I have sat craving chocolate for 3 hours. Why does it have to be so bad for you?
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Adding your holiday destination to weather app on your phone is ace. Florida is looking so much better than UK. Less than 4 weeks to go!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Always feel like I have achieved something when I manage to get to bed before midnight.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Feeling slightly guilty that husband made Sunday dinner on Father's Day today because I was poorly. Not that guilty though.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Going to sleep smiling tonight. Only 28 more days until I go Florida with the family.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Love it when you tell previous car insurer you're going to a new insurer because their price is £100 cheaper than renewal quote
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Knowing I have to be up extra early tomorrow morning means I will not sleep a wink tonight. Stupid brain. #womensproblems
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Knowing I've got to be up extra early tomorrow morning doesn't seem to make me go slee pic.twitter.com/x7vaJAgC8U
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Oh dear it's been a very sad day today. Too many tears have been cried.
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Polly Toynbee @pollytoynbee
How the Times Tel and Mail refuse to print an article showing IPSO is just the PCC in new clothing. Shocking!
theguardian.com/media/2014/may…
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Another night of no sleep. How can I not be tired???
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Having a very lazy weekend. No husband and no kids. I've done nothing all day. Bliss.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Catching up on #BGT I want to dance like the 3 Frenchmen in my high heels. They make it look so easy!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Teenager's bedrooms are so messy. aaaggh! #bangheadagainstwall
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
What's wrong with me? Never been so tired in my life, think I need to pay a trip to the doctors :/
91d               
Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Not liking the weather today. Booooooo!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
If teenagers knew (read: understood) the stress they caused their mothers I wonder if they'd still be as bad? I can't sleep at all.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
shopping at Wallis for a holiday wardrobe.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
What's with the high street only selling summer clothes for teenagers? Us mothers can't wear crop tops and tiny shorts and no way am I
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Booked a holiday abroad today, this will be my first since 2011 and I'm a lot fatter now. I'd better give the chocolate biscuits a miss now
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Big day ahead and I've been awake since 3am. Lots of concealer for my big dark eye rings today!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
With all this rain I want to get under a blanket with a hot cuppa and some chocolate - comfort food please.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
How to get my son to do his homework? Ask him to clean his bedroom, he'll do anything to get out of cleaning.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Tummy rumbling.... Where's my dinner?
107d               
Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Just remembered it's day off tomorrow. I love Bank Holidays!
109d               
Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Cannot sleep 😢
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Done so well on my healthy eating for the last fortnight but failed by having an easter egg this evening. Where's my self-control?
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Waiting for an important phone call and daren't go toilet because you can bet that is when they will ring.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Still can't get last night's Panorama show out of my head, absolutely awful what these care homes do to the elderly.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Want to buy some white jeans but remembering what a bugger they are to keep clean. No sitting on park benches or drinking blackcurrant juice
112d               
Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Been so poorly this week, first day back at work today.
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Netmums @Netmums
Get your hands on £300 to spend at Next. Over the next hour we're giving away £300 svy.mk/1rDGZjT
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
I doubt anyone has got a husband lazier than mine.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Husband gets out of bed at 7:30 and now he's gone back to bed because he's got day off. Lazy sod.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Not slept a wink last night, how is this possible? I'm so tired and got a full day ahead.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Trying to find some nice flat shoes to wear. What's with all the ugly things I keep seeing in the shops, I can't wear them things.
119d               
Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Got loads of work to do but never enough time. Anyone else put off people who have been pestering you to do a job for them too?
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iamintothis @iamintothis
It's this week's High Street Hitlist

iamintothis.com/2014/04/whats-…
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Bournemouthecho @Bournemouthecho
More staff needed to work with disabled adults in their homes: MEMBERS of the Dorset community are being given... bit.ly/1f19EYv
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Went bed early last night and I've been awake since 2am. Not fair this lack of sleeping malarkey
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UberFacts @UberFacts
A study of 16,000 women found that females with more curves are smarter than those who weigh less.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Hope you have a Fab Four day weekend. I'm looking forward to some time off - eating lots of chocolate!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Something to be said for listening to music on a record player instead of an iPod.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Staying up watching scary real crime stories on television whilst I'm in the house alone. Will be keeping a cricket bat next to bed tonight
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Why did I strip all the beds earlier and then forget to put clean sheets on? Not nice sorting out 4 beds at this time of night.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
It's never too early for a mojito. Sod it, it's Friday after all!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
All cakes delivered and set up. Now for a rest in the back garden. Sun is shining, is it too early for a mojito?
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Done it again. Pigged out this evening and ate large family bag of minstrels followed by large family bag of wispa bites. #dietfail
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Teenagers, aagh! Anyone got a fast forward button to when they become nice adults and no longer intolerable little shites?
133d               
Abbie Kilcline @Tattybojangles
Call me old fashioned but I think talking about wedding budgets is a little like discussing your earnings. It's a bit crass
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iamintothis @iamintothis
How do you feel about getting older? Teresa is talking about her ageing concerns

iamintothis.com/2014/04/ageing…
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Dawn O'Porter @hotpatooties
I like to think Chris would tap on the door first and say 'Dawnie, is that you?'
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Ugh, how can my daughter forget to put on her school tie? And why do they text you asking for you to bring it in? Grr.
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The Dorothy Days @thedorothydays
Would really appreciate any retweets on this, it really helps us to spread the word! #womaninbizhour #crafthour pic.twitter.com/NnS2U78PzV
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TERESA BARNES @teresa_iam
Met a 13yr old boy nedthekidsdylan.com today. This lad is seriously talented!!! I think I should have got his autograph.
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Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes
"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing." - Elbert Hubbard
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
I love it though. Extra snuggly and perfect for a Sunday evening on the sofa watching tv
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
I am wearing the biggest yellow jumper known to man. You'd think a great aunt had knitted it but I actually bought it.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Feeling sick after a day of posh lunch, buying chocs followed by shopping. Meeting for brunch tomorrow morning, hope I can still go #ill
138d               
Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Quick, if I run upstairs I might just make it to bed before midnight. First time all week!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Just ordered a gorgeous new trenchcoat from Oasis. Now I'm searching for some new tops and ballet flats.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
It's a dangerous thing when I can't sleep because I end up buying myself new clothes online to ease the boredom of being awake.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Why knock on door to hand over a card when you could have posted it through letterbox? Mind boggles.
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Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis
Why blame energy firms for high costs? UK sold em to stockmarket. Their job's to make shareholders cash not us warm. Blame MPs & regulators
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Making a naked cake with violet cream this morning then onto decorating a 4 tier masterpiece afterwards. Love my job.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Early night for me tonight. Big day ahead tomorrow, two wedding cakes to get finished
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Children outside playing football and ball keeps hitting my car. Shall I confiscate the ball? #grumpygit
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TERESA BARNES @teresa_iam
Nearly 50 dresses for you to choose from. Which one will you wear to a wedding?
iamintothis.com/2014/03/what-t…
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Can't sleep, I'm too frightened and hearing imaginary noises. Why did I watch scary crime murder tv show
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Staying up watching murder detective programs on TV, not a good idea when I'm on my own. The dog will be in my bedroom tonight.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
I like Michael McIntyre's new chat show, why is it getting such bad reviews? The bloke is funny and lighthearted.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Mondays are tough aren't they? Want to go back to bed.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
And as the wedding season sets upon us again I will be working late for the next 6 months. I do love it though.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Dangerous walking into shops when you don't have money to spend. Seen far too many clothes I need to have.
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UberFacts @UberFacts
The word "mortgage" comes from a French word that means "pledge to the death."
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
Oops, just ate 4 jaffa cakes at this time of night. They were telling me to eat them!
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
It's not easy being a woman, but it's a whole lot easier when you have chocolate and cake.
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Alison Kendall @AlisonKendall
I never eat crisps but since giving up chocolate I can't stop munching them.
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