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Fake BloodLondon2009-03-11
@IamFakeBlood2,053 days
I make records. I play records. I paint large words on walls. The End. Waiting EP Out Now: http://t.co/U6NWtxFwaq
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Patrick White @PatrickWhiteEsq
It's the time of the year to listen to especially large amounts of @IamFakeBlood pic.twitter.com/my27F3j7Qv
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Nick V @theV
30+ wearing boardshorts is pretty solid man-child indicator
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LEVINS @levdawg
There are 200 people lined up out the front of an Abercrombie & Fitch. Never complain about people who line up for iPhones again.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@scratchpervert wow no way! Haha They look a pair of characters. Brilliant. Hope you're well mate.
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The Nest @The_Nest
Ahead of tomorrow's party, @IamFakeBlood chats to @HTFMag:

hitthefloor.com/interviews/mus…

Tix >>> bit.ly/1pLeCl5 pic.twitter.com/B9GCW9NQ8b
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The Nest @The_Nest
Advance tickets running low for Friday's party with @IamFakeBlood..... bit.ly/1pLeCl5
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@scratchpervert proper internets skill
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Spencer Shockey @spencershockey
@IamFakeBlood big ups! been waitin to see you in LA!
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High Friend @h1ghfriend
Finally going to see @IamFakeBlood again. I've been waiting for ages. 😭
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
The first 30 people to click this link get FREE guestlist to my gig with @gSINDEN at Create in LA on Dec 5th! createnightclub.com/fakeblood
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@STHLDNORDNCE usually a sign you're doing something right
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Hi mate. You know you don't HAVE to start your tune with a crash cymbal or whooshy noise, right? Yes. It's ok. No... no I know but... JUST
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@STHLDNORDNCE off the thumb ring tweet? Haha. Too much crustiness about.
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The Nest @The_Nest
It's the return of @IamFakeBlood this Friday and we're very much looking forward to it... bit.ly/1pLeCl5
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@HayesThompson Fuck me, that is dismal. But also seems completely ordinary. If you follow Burger King you're prob a cretin - no harm done!
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Reset Safari @ResetSafari
@LukeLarrell: My track of the week @ResetSafari - 'Lights Out'” cheers bro :)
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
More terrible customer service from @British_Airways - they refuse to change a flight (booked on the wrong date by mistake) 7 weeks ahead!
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Perfect Driver Music @Perfect_Driver
Perfect Driver Podcast - Episode 09 - Fake Blood by Perfect Driver Music soundcloud.com/perfectdriver/… on #SoundCloud
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DiGo SyN @DiGo_SyN
@EmbracePresents @FocusFridays ft @IamFakeBlood, @gSINDEN, Act!on & @iamcolinclark @the_hoxton bit.ly/Fake_Blood_DEC… pic.twitter.com/5H3pCXzWEQ
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Simon Lord @LordSkywave
new one by me youtube.com/watch?v=KjBQmL…
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The Selector @SelectorRadio
On the show this week! @Goldierocks has a session from @PALACELONDON and @IamFakeBlood is In The Mix! bit.ly/1odWG3X
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southlondonordnance @STHLDNORDNCE
the whole point is u *dont* know what ur fave DJ is playing - that's why u go to see them ye fucking melons.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@AnnieMac but dance music's always had a breed of pseudo-intellectuals protecting their insecurities with dweebish pretension and snobbery.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Is anyone going to go and visit the Waterstones guy?
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@Krafty_Kuts it's quite slow with not much dialogue - but if you get into the right mood it's brilliant. Amazingly shot and quite intense.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@Krafty_Kuts "Her" and "Valhalla Rising"
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
"As an artist who... (write long introduction on artist)..., BLAH is someone who needs no introduction".
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Daniel Elorza @Dahni__
Dahni - "Marbles"/"Black Light" OUT NOW ON @wearebloodmusic. You can get it here! btprt.dj/1va2onV cc. @IamFakeBlood
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
"Can I get a spring roll" - "Large or small?" - "Whichever's faster" - "It's about the same" - "(hurried) But one MUST be faster?" -AN IDIOT
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Hayes Ben Thompson @HayesThompson
@IamFakeBlood I was with Tom and Aaron at your unofficial Bestival stag when LFO opened their set with Mentok 1 youtube.com/watch?v=a62D5y…
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Hayes Ben Thompson @HayesThompson
@IamFakeBlood Remember listening to this in your ROOM, Blood. Oh and in the Peugeot 305 estate.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
When LFO was first released / played, NOBODY had heard bass like that. Whole dancefloors would gasp and cheer. It was an anthem for us.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@petakennedy waffle anything is a huge yes
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Carl Lewis is acting in this James Spader alien movie. Mild panic. Spader's face still looks like an unmade bed.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@dulcetry @AtmanThakrar More "different funny"...........................(breathes in)........................
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@dulcetry @AtmanThakrar haha scrolled down his tweets and laughed a LOT.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Antiques Roadshow. Woman in Shop Mobility vehicle w/ studied look of interest despite line of sight obviously blocked pic.twitter.com/4GWyiolusp
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@eats_everything also these fucktard expressions: "turnt" and "that (thing)... tho"
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Antiques Roadshow. Man with item turns to small audience and makes "jokey" quip. Nobody laughs. Contempt mixes with sympathy in your heart.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@DJYodaUK I'm going to try this later. There'll be a sort of event horizon where gravity overcomes momentum and I'm just stamping in slo-mo
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Bullet-time RT@RoyApron: @IamFakeBlood 1bpm
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@RoskaOfficial that movie is a proper log. The CGI "zombies" were embarrassing! Orig book is a classic though.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Your challenge tonight: what is the slowest BPM one can successfully do the Running Man to?
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
How did we get back to topknots and piercings?
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
My >derivative techno< Vinyl Weighs A Ton
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Hayes Ben Thompson @HayesThompson
What is a photo of someone taking a selfie called?
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Alex English (DJ) @alexenglish
@IamFakeBlood tag girlsnboysnyc @WebsterHall instagram.com/p/uABa_ql8F3/
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Thanks Mike! RT@MIKEMAGO: @IamFakeBlood @Dahni__ absolutely LOVE Marbles! @wearebloodmusic
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Blossom Dearie / Q-Tip / Toto / First Choice / Del Shannon (Pilooski) / Kolsch
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Got to play 6 tunes at Bugged Out. RESULT!
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
On the way to Bugged Out's 20th birthday bash. Cabbie dropping the illest garlic belches. Both windows down.
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Bugged Out @BuggedOut
Get a free @Uber (up to £20) to see @djheidi @jackmaster @IamFakeBlood & 17 more DJs at Bloomsbury Ballroom tonight! buggedout.net/?p=2687
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@mrbarnabyrobson well Run DMC thought there were only 3 people in The Beatles, so I don't think research was a strongpoint in hip hop.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Thinking of entering that last one into "World's Wackest Tweets 2014". Will look into crowdsourcing the entry fee.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Everlast famously said "I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms". But that's only 150. Not that impressive for an MC. #whogivesashit
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@eats_everything @I_Skream @ScubaOfficial @Lloyd_O_M @MaceoPlex oh go on. Things are boring. Everyone's too polite and "PR". Stir it up! 👍
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Daniel Elorza @Dahni__
Happy to announce my first release as Dahni. Via @IamFakeBlood's @wearebloodmusic label ow.ly/Cp1Mg
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Bugged Out @BuggedOut
Get a free @Uber (up to £20) to see @IamFakeBlood @I_Skream & 18 more DJs at Bloomsbury Ballroom this Thursday! buggedout.net/?p=2687
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Embrace Presents @EmbracePresents
JUST ANNOUNCED! @IamFakeBlood and @GSIden return to #Toronto Dec 12th at @the_hoxton! Tickets on sale now! tktwb.tw/1uDZwAX
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
"I'm going to keep dancing forever, me... Well at least til I remember where I parked my car."
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@shiftydisco amazing. Congratulations.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Wow. thanks RT@shiftydisco Jan 13 broke my back & split up with gf. All in the blink of an eye helped me thru more than u know. Many thanks
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@BangerJonny 👍 or 👎?
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@Boy8Bit they didn't have electricity either did they? ⚓🚣🐟 OO-ARR MY LUVVERR etc
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Best "The First 48" cretin: the guy who pocket dialled 911 and was recorded saying he was going to murder the victim. #dickhead
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@Boy8Bit is this a tweet from 1997?
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@DEATHFACE @OurTimeUS wasn't referring to you or what you're doing.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@Nautiluss these dudes ain't looking too healthy, unless you count wet-noodle arms, a skinnyman paunch and a 40-a-day rave tan 💀 ! FASHION
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
One of 2014's biggest looks has been Sports Goth
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
If you do insist on using the tired phrase "to be fair", then why not say it in a Bolton accent so it sounds like "to be fur". Much better.
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Eliza Bayne @ElizaBayne
I like to sit on my hand until it goes numb so it feels like someone else is liking my Instagram photos
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Campmaster Flash
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
"That (banal observation) though"
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The DJ List Data @thedjlist_data
Event: @IamFakeBlood [FAKE BLOOD] is playing Razzmatazz on October 31 bit.ly/1CfYhbV
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ƤᏝΛϟ†ϊcɨ∀ɳ @djplastician
Has anything good ever come from "follow me quick so I can DM you pls"??
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LDNGraffiti @LDNGraffiti
They're great pieces @bablu121! Here's the whole wall by @poejoe @INKFETISH & @IamFakeBlood in East London… pic.twitter.com/0BPKPR5DMs
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@RoyApron I know you know this.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
I dunno. Maybe I imagined it. Or I did hear it but nobody else liked it and it's disappeared into obscurity haha.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@DaveFraggle nope not that one. Not as breaksy.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@DaveNeal33 no this was a London tune. Early 2000's.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@NickThayer nah wasn't that. Argh this is killing me!
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Think it had tuned kick drums / 808s descending as the main riff.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Not the Skribble one. Or "Woo-Hah". It was a mad energetic one where he's going double-time. Bootleg thing. Hmm...
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
What was that nutty garage / bassline version of Busta Rhymes that was massive years ago? Unofficial mix. BIG in clubs.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Check the new @ResetSafari release out on @wearebloodmusic today! Killer feedback on both these tunes... soundcloud.com/wearebloodmusi…
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Brick Lane Art @BrickLaneArt
Part of the new mural going up yest afternoon in Pedley St - @INKFETISH @IamFakeBlood

#graffiti @ShoreditchGraf pic.twitter.com/xnJlBWKA1F
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Tom Blackford @TomBlackfordArt
Today's piece along side @poejoe and @IamFakeBlood in East London #inkfetish #learnhowtodraw!! instagram.com/p/s7q7zKwYey/
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Jamie Brown @jamiie_brown
Was gutted about the new @ResetSafari release not being on vinyl, felt compelled to buy @IamFakeBlood LP! #cracker pic.twitter.com/lERmAEOGHy
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Reset Safari @ResetSafari
Out this Monday - soundcloud.com/resetsafari/se… my release on @IamFakeBlood's @wearebloodmusic label! Amazing DJ support so far!
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Woke up with the honking Heather Small bit of that "Perfect Day" version stuck in my head. Grim. Hope it's not an omen of a terrible day.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@hervespace shit. I just sent two pounds fifty.
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@g_h_o_s_t_b_o_y ah yes. Just seen that. Go and break yer man's windows will you
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@paultao I think that's a pref specific to your comp. So everyone DID get it, just not automatically DLed. Insidious arseholes!
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
So has anyone figured out why some people got the U Poo album but others didn't? A buried unchecked pref or a clicked box ages ago?
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@AnnieMac @artworkmagnetic Last Acton Hero
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Reset Safari @ResetSafari
I'm in the guest mix tonight for @Shadow_Child on @RinseFM. 9-11pmBST. Some new unheard bits of mine plus various other vibes.. Lock in!
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
Try explaining Dave Gorman to someone. What IS he? "Pleasant man who makes mildly amusing and gentle observations on modern technology"...?
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sροοκydιgglεs @DIGLYY
Can @IamFakeBlood come to @OutputClubBK pleeeease #np pic.twitter.com/2Rux8pQ2ZB
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Roy Apron @RoyApron
909 memories - guy who shouted "909 hats" at a gig to every tune that had a loud off beat hi-hat, regardless of it actually being a 909..
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Fake Blood @IamFakeBlood
@Corvad_ send a private set to us @ soundcloud.com/wearebloodmusic
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