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Fred MacAulayGlasgow, Scotland.2009-01-28
@fredmacaulay1,905 days
Scottish stand-up comedian with a daily radio show on BBC Scotland. All views are my own. Even the scenic ones.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@RedbushTeaCo @BruceDevlin Busy and well thank-you. Just had three dry days in a row up here. Might have been summer, not sure....
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Gavin Mitchell @GavsterNo1
Tonight is opening night for Casablanca in Paris !!! pic.twitter.com/rKO5wy6zV9
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@carolsmillie1 I never stop...couple of sneaky ski trips earlier this year, so no complaints..still gasping for that cup of tea..and scone.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@carolsmillie1......better then NO days left! X
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Marc Jennings @MarcJennings90
Was a guest on @fredmacaulay 's show on BBC Radio Scotland this morning. Have a listen here (I'm on at 19m 05s) bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03…
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Sarah Watson @gicfsarah
Lovely surprise in my inbox @PaulMecurio podcast from @GlasgowComedy with @fredmacaulay @fulton_dave @jamiedalgleish bit.ly/QXvV4n
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@CarolineRhea Oh, and happy 38th Caroline. Again. X
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Caroline Rhea @CarolineRhea
Thank you for all of my sweet Birthday messages. There seems to be some kind of mistake on IMDB I'm actually 38. #DontTellAvaHowOldIAM
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@olivedelberto I had to stop watching Derek.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
They're not demolishing the red road flats for Commonwealth Games opening ceremony.They will, however, scuttle a rowing boat at Rouken Glen.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
And that hairstyle is too harsh for you Ann.....
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Why the church backdrop for Ann Widdicombe on Newsnight?
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
So they've re-commissioned this?
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@KirsteenOSuv I rarely 'delight' an audience, so I'm taking that as supreme compliment. What a coincidence too!! X
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BBC Scotland News @BBCScotlandNews
Gold, silver and bronze medal designs for Glasgow 2014 Commonwealth Games unveiled
bbc.in/1hO3XwK pic.twitter.com/GsTrY2OhJD
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Gemma Williams Fox @GEMS1204
Friend of mine ran the London Marathon for @CombatStress - still time to donate by texting BRUN74 followed by £1, £2, £5 or £10 to 70070 :]
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@omid9 excellent review for ur Dunfermline gig Omid. I'll try to send link. And the sound guy said you were brilliant too.#equallyimportant.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@Jo_Caulfield Done.x
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@PatrickJMonahan Well done. Patrick. Epic stuff.
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curtisstigers @curtisstigers
Don't miss a great singer-songwriter:
@poedavid: DAVID POE Spring tour dates announced.
Please alert your friends. fb.me/3AIo3tWAl
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@one_mrs_k Ta, do they have a style name? And I know I won't look like that if I get a pair!
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
It was momentum, hard work, dedication and gut. Guess I'm the bellend. G'night y'all.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Are these RayBans? pic.twitter.com/8rhFWWkxAR
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@LaVieEnRoseUK Yep, been asked back for next year. And will stay for longer.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Will he mention the endless hours of practice, the concentration required over four days, the spirit of competition. Or was it God again?
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@LaVieEnRoseUK You were there?
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@LaVieEnRoseUK Wanted the young lad to win.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
That'll be that then......
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@marknelsoncomic Yep, and God hates Jordan.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@corrie_corfield Really? Good shout then Corrie. X
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
There's just about always drama in the final hour of a major.....fingers crossed.......
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@judmoo Ditto 'Whackfest'.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@judmoo Sounds more like a jailhouse horror flick to me Judy....
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@joeheenan I prefer it when they've been 'brave'.
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Tiffany Stevenson @tiffstevenson
Sometimes I wish comedy was like golf and purely about talent & skill, not all the other bullshit ....

...Also more holes and less balls
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Chris Forbes @funtimeforbesy
In honour of #masterssunday, heres one of my favourite ever routines. Robin Willims - Golf (full version) youtu.be/pcnFbCCgTo4
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo
100 Acts comes to the National Theatre on the 2nd June.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
I'm sitting at home with my feet up ready to watch The Masters on tv. As is Hazel's hairdresser.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Those times were all f**ked up weren't they? #mastersbbc
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Fantastic result for St Johnstone....and thoroughly deserved. 17th May Scottish Cup Final. Yesssss.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@buzzlightbody Hoping.....
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Great pressure from saints....
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Yesssssss
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
C'mon saints.....
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@Wendy_Wason: @Martinbigpigmor @StandComedyClub @johnjmoloney @robinince @TommySheppard @fredmacaulay great to see you all xxx”ditto.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@JohnnyVegasReal pic.twitter.com/YFnN1GVPrv” Tim Healy's unsuccessful audition for Mrs Brown's. Boys.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@Sandi_Thom Hope you have as much fun at Carnegie Hall tonight as I had last night Sandi.....and @omid9 on Friday!
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@Nicmeister71 Forget about BB....it's Rob's performance you should concentrate on.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@AndyCSP Andy (skier extraordinaire) are you at store tonight? My daughter is in town. Could you do a +1 on guest list if you are please?
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@PaulProvenza Paul....you have WAY too good a job.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@RobBrydon Rob. Just watched last night's Guess List. Well played sir! Very very funny.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@DonnaHazelton @ThatsFifeComedy Hope you have a big night after the 'wedding vows' x
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Prostate Cancer UK @ProstateUK
Good luck Simon Taylor-Davis @klaxons who is running tomorrow's @LondonMarathon in support of us. Thanks Simon & see you at the finish #VMLM
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Victoria Lambert @lambertvictoria
@themichaelowen on why he is running @LondonMarathon tomorrow telegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/1075… for @ProstateUK - give him some support! #football
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Dianne Stradling @gtstuff
Gd luck @themichaelowen running for @ProstateUK @LondonMarathon is.gd/gSJhr8 + Simon Taylor-Davies @klaxons is.gd/jBu7FC
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Tape Face @TapeFaceBoy
Thank you @thealimcgregor for letting The Boy spend some comedy time with such a wonderful audience!!
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Gilded Balloon @Gildedballoon
Tonight is the night! That's Fife, comedy extravaganza feat. @GrantStott973 @fredmacaulay @scottagnew @VladMcTavish ow.ly/vDuVw
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@jimtavare Say hi to Richard for me please Jim. Hope to be out in September.
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Jim Tavare @jimtavare
I'll be at my favourite comedy club in Hermosa Beach tomorrow night The Comedy and Magic Club at 8pm! fb.me/6qwQIUa3W
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Hey Australia, what time is it that Tony Abbot makes his daily 'very confident we've found something' speech?
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Gregor Mathieson @gregormathieson
Our Secret Garden coming together thanks to @jokitchengarden . Getting excited. Getting hungry. pic.twitter.com/ZHdC8GXmqw
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Craig Campbell @Moosefucker
@fredmacaulay @AndyCSP It's been quite a week wearing that bell in, not sure if you'll want to handle it at this point.. Talk soon!
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
More #FF On your marks....@marknelsoncomic @HurstAKA @BBCMarkBeaumont @MarkBillingham @marcusbrig @marc
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@lizfraser1 Still breathing. Blood pressure low. Faint pulse.......
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
#FF @johnjmoloney @joeheenan @wiggywalsh @Wendy_Wason @lizfraser1 @jimeoin @Amy__Macdonald @JuliaSutherland @judmoo
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@lizfraser1 Of course....the Cambridge mafioso..Got your email. Still digesting....what were you measuring in that photo btw? Anyone I know?
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ON at Fife Theatres @onfife
Win tickets for Thats Fife! with @GrantStott973 @fredmacaulay @VladMcTavish @scottagnew at on.fb.me/1euudML @visitdun
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@RedbushTeaCo @BruceDevlin @SmidgenDevlin Welcome back!! Where you been? I've been gasping for a cup of tea!!!
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@hotpatooties You were great as always Dawn. Thanks again x
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@hotpatooties: There you go @fredmacaulay #onairnow pic.twitter.com/NpxYsCIETT@macaulayandco
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@hotpatooties @macaulayandco here she is.....
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@hotpatooties Dawn, can you tweet us a selfie from your wee studio in London please? X
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@NakedScientists Just had to cut Chris off mid-Asthma chat...we will return to it next Thursday. Apologies.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@hotpatooties Looking forward to talking to Dawn about GOOSE. And it's not even Christmas.
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Dave Fulton @fulton_dave
I crashed @fredmacaulay talking to @PaulMecurio in Glasgow @StandComedyClub soundcloud.com/paul-mecurio-s… worth a long listen, really.
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Macaulay and Co @macaulayandco
We're almost on air! Lets do this! pic.twitter.com/71UfFIP80M
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Joke Thieves @JokeThieves
So funny seeing @joeldommett as @pierrenovellie last night at Joke Thieves. Photos: facebook.com/jokethieves pic.twitter.com/FMsAuaAL2u
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@_TomRhodes Tom ....I hear you're Edinburgh bound this August. Great news! Look forward to catching up. Fred
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Sideshow Network @SideshowNetwork
Here’s a NEW episode of The @PaulMecurio Show w/ guest @fredmacaulay! Don’t miss it!
soundcloud.com/paul-mecurio-s…
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Janey Godley @JaneyGodley
Maria Miller has no honour, no vocation - and no skill bit.ly/1h9FOph
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Pete Sinclair @pete_sinclair
Maria Miller MP: Either pay back £45,000 in fraudulent expense claims or resign. change.org/en-GB/petition… via @UKChange (Or preferably both!)
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Live Nation UK @LiveNationUK
See comedian Katherine Ryan live on tour - tickets on sale now - don't miss out! bit.ly/OhMcic pic.twitter.com/5wcMF8hQvY
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@kevinbridges86 @Desbishop You boys home in time for Catlaughs? I MIGHT bring my football boots to celebrate 20th anniversary.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@Moosefucker @AndyCSP Yep, I'll be there. With bells on.
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Viki Mendelssohn @VikiMendelssohn
@fredmacaulay chance of a RT? Tennis action - Edinburgh 19-22 June@ChampsofTennis Leconte & Ivanisevic confirmed championsoftennis.com
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Greg Proops @GregProops
Thanks @WhoseLineNation if you dug that try my new stand up special Live at Musso and Frank. gregproops.com pic.twitter.com/ej0dxsHBfG
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Billy Kirkwood @billykirkwood
#ff Gentleman and ladies the joke fantasmic @jimsmallman @marknelsoncomic @MartyDeRosa @fredmacaulay @tonyjameson @MsAnnaDevitt @ThatWeeMan
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Anna Devitt @MsAnnaDevitt
@billykirkwood @jimsmallman @marknelsoncomic @MartyDeRosa @fredmacaulay @tonyjameson @ThatWeeMan aw thanks mr x
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@Moosefucker @AndyCSP Look after that cowbell for me Craig.....
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@AndyCSP Andy....who won the cow horn?
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Just heard that Margo MacDonald has died. A great loss for our country. Always measured in what she said, and a pleasure to have known her.
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@Amy__Macdonald Don't inhale.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@zoelyons Hard at work!! The girl can ski! And stormed all three gigs @AltitudeComedy pic.twitter.com/y8Go9o2vSj
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@des_clarke I'm guessing you've won this thing a dozen times. Genuinely chuffed!
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@JohnnyVegasReal One of you is punching WELL above your weight....
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@CarolineRhea @JaneyGodley Hey you two......get a room!
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@McgColin My old squadron?
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@ArleneStuart973 Nice rack?
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
@the_danger84 @StandComedyClub yes, hosting fest club.
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Fred MacAulay @fredmacaulay
Sharing stage tonight at Kings Glasgow with one of my oldest pals in comedy @johnjmoloney. Photo to follow.
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