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Liz FraserCambridge/London2009-02-19
@lizfraser12,079 days
Best-selling author, columnist, broadcaster. Funny bird. Fast. Occasional outbursts of filth. Creator of @myheadcase. Alter ego is http://t.co/HUwKoB9RYN
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
My 11-yr-old is doing a 3000-piece jigsaw puzzle. In black-and-white. Or rather grey, slightly darker grey and light grey. No stress AT ALL.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@TamsynTweetie @karamina @rowancoleman @TheAngelaClarke YaHOOOOOO :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Also there will be fabuloso writers @karamina, @rowancoleman and @TheAngelaClarke. (Did I mention the CHAMPAGNE??!) bit.ly/13kUqym
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
LADIES WHO WRITE! I'm doing a FAB event @StALitfest on Friday. There's champagne and mini spa treatments. HELLO??! :) bit.ly/13kUqym
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@Wilks1950 THANK YOU! So happy when people enjoy it, and LAUGH :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@zoesqwilliams @EhUpTim @JDRF @JDRFUK Oh shit YES :)
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EhUpTim @EhUpTim
Any chance of a RT @lizfraser1 @zoesqwilliams @JDRF @JDRFUK ? pic.twitter.com/ZDN2NhUFcT
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@officialroycey TEN minutes? You flatter yourself, Sir. ;)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@officialroycey Yeah, they don't call me Liz 'quick-off-the-mark' Fraser for nothing, you know.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@officialroycey You. Are. Bad. :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@officialroycey Is that a 'yes' for your minge pie order? One or two?
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Anyone for a minge pie? #Christmas #newtreat pic.twitter.com/jaMSazYM0U
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@andy3951 Suddenly wondering what kind of a TV show I've signed up to...
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@sarah_hilary DO NOT SAY THE C WORD! It isn't happening this year. I've DECLARED IT TO BE *CANCELLED*. For my own sanity.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@sarah_hilary Ahh yes, let's throw 'visiting relatives' in there for added fun! I'm going to throw mine to the wolves and see what happens.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@sarah_hilary Seriously. Counting down the MINUTES now. IS IT OVER YET?????? #halfterm #notreallylovingitmuch
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@dallascampbell I officially hate you now. Please come here and do Fun Half Term Craft Activities with my children. I thank you. X
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Lucky that Halloween is at the end of half term; after 6 days of bickering and whinging I'll look so fucking scary I won't need a costume.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Have smartphones and tablets killed off 'real' toys? Join me and the team for a nostalgic tech #planetoftheapps Special on @GinxTV at 8pm.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Do you blog? Want to? Ever wondered...what's the POINT?? Then come to my @MumsnetTowers #Blogfest14 session! 2.50pm: bit.ly/1qmOU2N
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
A little cup of half term perfection :) #mountains #hungrychildren @tastebraemar pic.twitter.com/7RSCLPFHVS
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Richard Coles @RevRichardColes
Help, please. We need a bugler/trumpeter to play The Last Post at Finedon War Memorial on Sunday 9th November, 10.30 for 11.00. Please RT.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@onepoundstories Thank you! :)
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One Pound Stories @onepoundstories
.@LouiseFoxcroft 's Irish Pasha; @RoseBretecher's Pure; and @lizfraser1's Lifeshambles unbound.co.uk/books
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Matt Haig @matthaig1
Of course the best book cover in the history of book covers was this one. pic.twitter.com/AC2u9VrNHj
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@mrnickheath ANYWHERE WHERE I CAN BE ALONE, and have peace. The moon??
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
I've been on #halfterm 'holiday' with my husband and children for two days. I've already booked a holiday for ME for the second I get back.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
My year of Holidays In The Worst Weather Ever Recorded continues in fine form. Tuesday looks like a cracker though... pic.twitter.com/NTZjnewSVw
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Just noticed that the hotel moisturiser I've been covering myself in for 24 hrs is actually hair conditioner. I am 100% soft and manageable.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@mrnickheath Weird that; 'Evil slime from Satan's behind' was the original title for my book. Publishers weren't so keen. #predictable
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Photo of the week by (literally millions of) miles goes to @nigenet! #Lifeshamblesonthemoon. bit.ly/ZjhMC2 pic.twitter.com/nfkzq7cFOX
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@sbyrne132 Haha, will do. #photogeographyguru
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@sbyrne132 I was really ill at that time, and SO many things are just a total blur. It's lovely when little bits piece back together :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@countthekicks YAY, thanks! All you have to do is pledge on the Unbound site and it'll be yours soon! Hope you'll LOVE it :-) #Lifeshambles
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@sbyrne132 OMG, and I've just Googled it, and yes...I HAVE BEEN THERE! Really SO happy to have found where that is. Thank you! #longtimeago
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@sbyrne132 Thank you! Want to hear the stupidest thing EVER? I'm 90% sure I've been there. But I can't remember. WHO CAN'T REMEMBER THAT???!
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Warning; this has absolutely NOTHING to do with #xfactor. But both of you who are OK with that, will LOVE this. bit.ly/ZjhMC2
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
It's not at ALL annoying that the Sunday Times Travel section never tells you WHERE the stunning photo on the cover is. #IWANTTOKNOW
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@chewytheleftie You crazy kids. Going solo. I like it.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@countthekicks As soon as that's done I'll be back Headcasing. It's far far too important to drop it. #xfactor #Headcase
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@countthekicks I've had to put it on the back burner to focus 100% on THIS, and get it funded & published: unbound.co.uk/books/lifesham… #xfactor
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Have just realised that at this time on a Sunday there's really no point tweeting anything unless it has #xfactor on it. #xfactor #xfactor
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@PaulW_Chambers I like to educate as well as entertain. Or just educate. And often neither.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
When I was little (erm...about 25) I thought this meant Edinburgh was 3 miles from Glasgow. Bloody trigonometry. pic.twitter.com/Dp0qaqlTba
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
NB: clocks go back tonight. You're welcome :) #byebyeBST
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
'Luckily my son noticed that the veins on the back of my leg form an almost exact map of the Languedoc region..' unbound.co.uk/books/lifesham…
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@cambridgedining Best seat in town :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
I'm fairly OK with this :) #Cambridge pic.twitter.com/X2lRylqWOf
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@fluideyefilms Same. It's just SO stupid! I love it.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Flyershambling, 2.
(Ordered yours yet..? bit.ly/ZjhMC2) #TheMiddleYears pic.twitter.com/VK27M0O72t
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@ToBecomeMum It's all about what blogging is FOR, how it makes us feel, what it contributes etc. Reckon you'd enjoy it and have lots to say!
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@ToBecomeMum Enjoyed yr blog piece today. If u're at @MumsnetTowers #blogfest do come to my breakout session about blogging & self esteem :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@mrnickheath Fun = good. But I'm glad I work alone at home, so I can be an office arsehole all on my own :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@Mullies YES! Also shirts, please. Y'know, so one doesn't look 15 mths pregnant or show the entire world one's bra through gaping holes.
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David Mitchell @RealDMitchell
I'm doing some events where I talk about it and answer questions. Here's a list, with links to how to get tickets: faber.co.uk/author/david-m…
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@WhichPennySmith Thank you, lovely. We is good. And thank you for MOST EXCELLENT BOOK PLUG. X
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
A 70% increase in parents being fined £1k for taking a child out of school. Has it gone too far? Join me live on @BBCLondon949 at 08.15.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@afternoontease Totally compulsive. I spent the entire hour saying, 'right, I can't watch any more.' And watched the whole thing!
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@mrnickheath It's THE APPRENTICE. It makes me SHOUTY.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@adeteal @unbounders I want to know about America, and cartoons, and books, and talks, and lunch, and planes, and...too much??
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
That LAST Tweet may have HAD a few TOO many CAPITALS in it. But HEY, it's my NEW BOOK, so...WHAT the HELL. bit.ly/ZjhMC2
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@adeteal Hey HEY, hello fellow @unbounders-er. Thank you :-) Boy, do WE have some catching up to do!
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
"The funniest, most reassuring book about the Middle Years you will EVER read." My new book is HERE, people. For YOU bit.ly/ZjhMC2
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@karamina Bring pillows. You'll need them, to stifle the screams.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@gji_live I'll drink some Ambrosia custard to match the candles.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@karamina Literally, could hardly bear it. I couldn't even shout 'OH SHUT **UP**!!!' at the telly. THAT bad.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@brtoon I watched the whole thing with both hands over my gaping mouth, occasionally wincing, eyebrows at MAX HEIGHT.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@karamina Fuck it's just...OHMYFUCK I can hardly BEAR the embarrassment of how awful it is. Apart from Roisin, who seems pretty sorted.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Just caught up with The Apprentice. Feel I want to wash my skin, brain, eyes and soul, inside and out, with bleach. God it's GRIM.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@volewriter I'd say that's probably very lucky! Eek.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@WhichPennySmith Totes talking with you on zee radio tomorrow at 08.15. Oooh ja. Can't bloody wait. Xx
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@mrnickheath Shit, that's a GOOD IDEA. I'll call my People, and tell them to call some Other People. But first I'll get some People....
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@mrnickheath I like to have something nice to look forward to. I might plait it, if it gets long enough.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@mrnickheath I tried growing a beard. It didn't work. I can even fail at THAT.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@mrnickheath Thanking youuuuuuuuu for the RT. :-)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Want a sneaky peek inside my NEW BOOK?? Oh, well here it is anyway: unbound.co.uk/books/lifesham… And you can BUY IT HERE!! bit.ly/ZjhMC2
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@Puffles2010 Ahh, thanks. Big woohoo. I'm excited about it. Hope you like it :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
It's HERE!!! New video. New extracts. New book! Hope you bloody LOVE IT. unbound.co.uk/books/lifesham… @unbounders
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@benjohncock Ah, the infamous gangsters, the Johnnycakes. You've some kick-ass ancestry there. Best, Liz Frasertrifle. #tousemyrealname
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@benjohncock Another fun game is to take your first name, and put the word 'jamin' at the end of it. #wecouldallbehereforawhile
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@benjohncock I just want to know who the original John was, and what it was about his anatomy or character that merited the name extension.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@fluideyefilms I HAD it in a text...but best to email it to me, in case I've done That Thing and lost it. As is very likely.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@KuwaitSean School of Tough Love round 'ere. ;)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@fluideyefilms Oh FAB idea, thank you! Will put some in the Old Fashioned Post thing. :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@mari_stewart1 Kidz these days, etc etc! Ha.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@KuwaitSean Nom nom nom. Too late. #badmummy
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@fluideyefilms @nigenet It IS. Let's do it. And win an Oscar. Maybe. Or just sell one copy of an ebook. Same kind of thing.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
You know when yr children leave for school...and 10 mins later you see their packed lunch lying on the side in the kitchen?? #hungrydayahead
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@nigenet !!!!!!!!!!! HOLYSHIT LOOK AT THAT!!! I love it.
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The Naked Scientists @NakedScientists
Dr. Mathias Schmidt @maxplanckpress explains how stress in early life could have a positive effect for some buff.ly/1yenQIh
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@PelvicSecrets @TimSuttonMusic @Beverleyknight I can't WAIT to go. The energy just looks astonishing. And the music. And dancing. And...!!!
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@nigenet Damn, this is true. I reckon the landmine would always come off better. Stoopid swan. Darwin Award of the day, there...
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@nigenet I know a landmine-struck swan when I see one...
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Flyershambling. A short blog about a small piece of paper on a BIG journey. (Unless there are engineering works...) liz-fraser.com/?page_id=11
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
WOW! Sneaky peek of #MemphisMusical, just opened in the West End. Incredible. GO! amp.twimg.com/v/d2d48f26-5a1… @TimSuttonMusic @Beverleyknight
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Wheee, thanks! RT @JimmyTLeach "I just pledged to Lifeshambles by @lizfraser1 on @unbounders". Want a peek...?? :-) unbound.co.uk/books/lifesham…
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@JimmyTLeach Oh, THANK YOU! :)
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@JOEREGAN79 Yessir, noo everythin'; same old sheeyit. Jus' how we lahhkit.
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
@JOEREGAN79 Oh LOOK; and THERE you ARE, Saint Mungo of the Concepts! #newSaintoftheday
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Liz Fraser @lizfraser1
Why you should never EVER try to film outside, in London :-) youtube.com/watch?v=wMgtB5… #bloopers #filming
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