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allyssa fergusonAtlanta, Ga2012-05-13
@whiskymaiden708 days
My legs are alabaster pillars of strength, majesty, truth and justice. I'm your charming bartender at Ecco Restaurant. And I love vermouth, wine and whisky.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Why do bartenders get tattoos of "mixology" shit? Save your money and your bar guests the eyesore and go back to school. #dumbass
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Dear chefs,
You are not gods. Nor demi-gods.
So do the world a favor and stick to the demi-glace or fry something.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@WaltersScott You are a moist and fragrant lilly in a Panamanian home and I am but a dry, forlorn daisy in a Midwestern meadow...scentless.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@WaltersScott the sun is shining today, but it gives me no comfort for I wish only to feel the warmth of your smile gleaming back at me.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@WaltersScott why does my heart flutter when you walk into my bar?
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
"@SPietzak: @whiskymaiden Grandma is trying to learn how to tweet" you can do it grama! Don't know how I missed this 2 weeks ago. Lol.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
People born in the 90's are not only becoming eligible...they are becoming attractive. God help us.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
It's amazing what being deeply heartbroken and poor can do for your figure! All those extra pounds just melt off!
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Gewurztraminer smells like mums on a chilly fall day. As a wine geek and flower nerd...I'm very happy to discover this truth.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@death_b4_decaff you are destined for many things but being alone forever and drifting meaninglessly isn't one of them. #myspecialone
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@death_b4_decaff oi mi papi chulo, tu setto uno alarmo.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@death_b4_decaff lol. I know, I was totally having a legit nostalgic moment. I actually asked someone to that dance at 14 and he said no.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@death_b4_decaff sorry I was listening to reliant k earlier.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@death_b4_decaff hey you wanna be my date to the school dance? #alabasterpillars of the Sadie Hawkins. I'll wear a trashy pantsuit.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
#alabasterpillars of #glory #strength and surprisingly... #softness. Thanks Jeju korean spa for helping me defeat cactus leg syndrome.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Guess I'll just sit here and pig out on Woody's cheesesteak and peanut butter fudge.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
my ex just paused at a stop light with his hot new girlfriend & they both gave me a smirky wave while I'm on my bicycle... #ugh #overit
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
I need to find a new place to live ASAP. Midtown, candler park or #o4w. I hate dealing with shitty landlords.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
New cocktails @EccoATL this week! Winter spice and everything nice. Things are coming together deliciously. #TastyTuesday #yummy #BOOM
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Chris Mac @MacCocktail
“Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Very grateful that I got to meet Serge Hochar from Chateau Musar and drink his beautiful wines. Thanks #qualitywine pic.twitter.com/6zioSJg0qd
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Corporate Portraits of White Women With Black Hairstyles slate.com/blogs/behold/2… via @Slate
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Hey bartenders and chefs! Where do you buy your hard to find herbs and aromatics? #bitter #wormwood #diy #bartending #savvychefs
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@WaltersScott I heart you.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
"The Prole"-- Breckenridge Bourbon, Homemade Sweet Vermouth, Gran Classico. Better than a Boulevardier, my friends. @breckdistillery
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@savoryexposure @EccoATL you need to come in and see me! Love to see your face.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@savoryexposure @EccoATL Plymouth sloe gin, herradura blanco, lemon, blakstrap bitters, angosturra and a cinnamon dusted lime wheel. Tasty!
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Also, my awesome bosses @EccoATL let me feature my special homemade vermouth in a couple drinks. Try it with mezcal or bourbon.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
So far, our new cocktail menu @EccoATL is pretty fantastic. We have a drink called "Papi Chulo." My life is complete.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
I have transitioned my hair color into a subdued autumnal blonde. Less Marilyn Monroe, more Princess Diana.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
My spirit animal is a glorious albino bison Monday-Thursday. Friday, Saturday, Sunday my spirit animal is a wolf. Also glorious.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Ever splash vodka in your eye while making a drink? Yeah. It hurts.
#ihatecosmos #bartendi ngproblems
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
#chillin #ilovemozart #alittle #winedrunk #metime pic.twitter.com/MM3IBBNKfr
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Never put an egg in your pocket. You think you'll remember... but you just won't. #eggpocket
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
The legend... alex scher. pic.twitter.com/XFUoZ5E8FI
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
He rufs me. pic.twitter.com/EXFMFZRBT3
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Now kiss. pic.twitter.com/m5xfzLpxDx
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
We popped 22 bottles of champagne for mr. Cary ruf. pic.twitter.com/fSQddwJQfy
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Charming little glimpses into my fabulous life... pic.twitter.com/a739uxuChH
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Lindsey V. @AdvTastes
RT @funnyordie Wearing a fanny pack should grant you access to men's AND women's restrooms because sexuality clearly doesn't matter to you.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Had an accident but now I get to fulfill my dream of being Elle from Kill Bill. #eyepatch #bossbitch pic.twitter.com/Ky1vxGQlRg
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Listening to the star wars soundtrack at Java Lords. #sundayfunday
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
I want everone to begin calling me Honey Bubble. #nicknametime
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@PorterBeerBar... best hangover cures in the city.Peach Gazpacho!? It's like arden's garden and your favorite drunken chef had a baby.
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Ellie Ann @elliesoderstrom
Gorgeous. Guilhermina Suggia was born in a time when it was considered inappropriate for a lady to play the Cello... pic.twitter.com/o6vwZ60DTs
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Cary Ruf @death_b4_decaff
Highlighters, black lights, and wine. Now that's what I call winning @whiskymaiden
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Doodle party. pic.twitter.com/FLYBGJYT1n
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Piggy bout to be devoured by a piece of fruit. #ThingsILike pic.twitter.com/1IHfzyzDuT
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Sorry, little piggy doodle. #Rratedfood
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Just won @Proof_Provision elijah craig. I biked in the rain to get here. Soaking wet. #whiskymaidenwins pic.twitter.com/OMC7UVXogS
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Chris Mac @MacCocktail
“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”
― Stephen Colbert
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Scrawls Deep @afamargonaut
The hardest part is finding time to be creative while doing the necessary cringe-worthy promotional shit to make sure your work is seen.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@the_chef_z apology accepted. I'm glad we got to meet officially. :)
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@the_chef_z I am following you already, silly.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@SchwartzJM @MacCocktail oh that would take tailgating to a whole new level. Maybe Jack n coke in a can!? I kinda got excited at the idea.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@DearAnyone is this from "the dead poet's society"?! CARPE DIEM!!!
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Working #Atlanta #foodandwine fest for American Spirit Whiskey! Come see me.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
My southern belle dress and my dad's poodle... pic.twitter.com/U7jsRp0lPt
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Me as a little kid. pic.twitter.com/cHjEHFcvZT
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ShoutingGoddess @ShoutingGoddess
Gossip is that thing you do when your own life is a bit dull.
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Sassy @commonsassygrl
Girls don't poop guys don't talk
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Blondie pants... pic.twitter.com/rats3hQeVZ
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
My new hair-do... pic.twitter.com/K20UMAKAgy
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@alternifolium my white wolf looks the same. But you'll appreciate this... pic.twitter.com/3UfvFLQijK
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Steve Stifler @SteveStfler
Blondes do everything better.
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Steve Stifler @SteveStfler
why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
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TrickIX @TrickIX
beetles are actually just tiny hairless bears
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Leviathan Pride @LeviathanPride
Hug a tree today, but don't let that tree see you hugging another tree or it'll get jealous and tell the forest that you have a small dick.
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Beau @BeauBanter
I just told my husband that our baby isn't his. She is but I want him to be really sad today.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@Unchainedfoodie shenanigans? Hijinks!? Thanks, gentlemen. Ha! @EccoATL @FifthGrouper
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@FifthGrouper @Unchainedfoodie @EccoATL not bartending yet. I'm getting trained as a waiter first. :)
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Aspersioncast @Aspersioncast
You know she’s a keeper if she lets you drive Matchbox cars over her naked curves and make vroom vroom noises.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@Unchainedfoodie @EccoATL @FifthGrouper thanks kevin!
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Going to a pig roast with my love, katie hayes, and Chef Gillespie. I gotta bottle of Evan Williams Single Barrel under my arm to share.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@ChefCraigRich I'm excited.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@ChefCraigRich It's official. I'm now the "new girl" at your restaurant. :-)
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@ChefCraigRich your fronthouse folks are awesome! Thanks for middle-manning the interview process. :-)
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@ChefCraigRich dropping off a resume for your fronthouse people today. Call me if ya need me!
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
I really need to write an anonymous memoir. My life is a series of extremely peculiar events.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@cl_atlanta
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Oh hey everybody. I'm looking for a badass fine dining job. Hit me up if you know any restaurants hiring in Atlanta!
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Loneley pig out session at Rusan's. Why did I eat so much!?
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
I just read #lifeofpi in one day.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
@WillettWhiskey Thanks Hunter! For teaching us some history! @SouthernArt
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Kevin The Lemon™ @TheLemon_
She asked me to tell her the 3 words every girl wants to hear. So I whispered “I play hockey” in her ear.
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Guys: if you don't know what to say to her, just tell her she's pretty.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Girls: if you don't know what to say to him, tell him he's a good driver. (Applicable to golf and automobiles)
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
My self portrait. pic.twitter.com/aa4HZFubky
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Jonathan Snow @jonathansnow
End of the day, this kid still dresses better than you do pic.twitter.com/TuBG3qV7
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
The lone wolf will rise above. One day I'll figure it all out.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
The cavs sponsors who bought ads on their floor are lame. Time warner? Barbasol? State farm? Keybank?
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
"@sylvainnola: We have a table that is "allergic to minerals." Seriously." Wow. Please tell them not to procreate.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
What's worse? Being a door mat or a bar mat?
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Started writing fiction again. Hello dark comedy.
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KayRants @KayRants
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
Dear pale blonds: please have babies with darker complected people or you kids will be cursed with inbred british aristocracy syndrome.
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NOT GRUMPY CAT @GrumpyyCat
I hate when I'm singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me... this is not Glee.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
At @TheOptimistATL Finally!!! With a cute boy. She-crab, octopus, monkfish and bass... oh my.
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Kim Farrell @Bunnydurden
Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day.
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allyssa ferguson @whiskymaiden
I'm in kentucky this march 11, 12, 13. #bourbontrail
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