will be on St. Croix for St. Patrick's Day weekend! 🍀 Watch him Friday at Brew Pub from 9-11PM!
If you were a Get Away Vacation ... Where would you be...?
NEW MUSIC!!! My new party anthem, "Wake Up Drunk" is now available on iTunes! RT & have your friends do the same!
Had a blast with the HoneyWell private party last night... Not a lot that rhymes with thermostats
“You’re shitting me!” – Signed, Everything you eat
11 LONG days until show w/ ..
Dear Dylan Scott, on makin this boy go crazy, can I have my riff back ? Don Henley Summer
Listening to 93.9 The Country Moose in Mason City Iowa online and the weather forecast is the exact same as Nashville...
Is the movie Gravity on Big Machine ...? They're winning everything ...
Celine Dion sounds good singing the Frozen song
Me...watching Oscar in my camo Snuggie
Why is Pink singing to a Carrie Underwood video..?
Bill Murray is looking exactly like he did in KingPin
"Chris you just look dirty" -... thanks dick
I left Oklahoma driving in a Pontiac just about my mind ....
"I think this whole 'computer thing' is a phase. It ain't gonna last. You watch and see what I tell ya." -
KFC is now selling the Nancy Kerrigan Olympic Chicken platter. It comes with two small breasts and a broken leg
Just bought a 3' Machete, found it in the Home Goods isle at Arbor Freight...
Best Country Radio Seminar ever!!!
Only I would get the waiter with the hairlip at the Mexican restaurant! what's a jimmyjonga?
Don't tell my liver my achy Breaky liver I just don't think it understand It's Country Radio seminar week........ here we go Nashville
"It's knowing that your door is always open And your path is free to walk That makes me tend to leave my sleeping bag Rolled up and stash...
Vote now for truck buddies on XM the highway 877-499-Drive
On XM the Highway channel 59 c'mon wake and sing along!
Truck buddies is lighting up the phones...!
Truck buddies on the highwayXM!!!!!
Waking up right now on the Highway co-hosting the Storme Warren show on channel 59 XM
Press Release for show tomorrow night.. Ya ready ?
obama's approval ratings are so low now, the Kenyans Are accusing him of being born in the United States....
Life is like a roll toilet paper -- You're either on a roll or you're taking shit off some asshole ..
Scott Collier Shawn Blake Bullard Shawn,, have you been calling Scott's friends ? I hear she's a real Hoarder !!!!
FYI, don't smile while eating a banana out here in California ... Shit can get weird real quick...!
I placed my hunting Rifle in the truck seat right next to me.. Does this this make it a shotgun...?
I'm inventing a combination energy drink for old people. Its part laxative part aphrodisiac .. It's called Prune-Tang
Miranda's new song "Automatic" is probably one of the best songs I've heard in a LONG time. Thank you Miranda, Natalie Hemby, & Nicolle G...
Authorities have confirmed that Heroine is killing people everywhere...politicians have found a fix , they say they want to outlaw Heroin...
They say that celebrities always die in 3's and I guess they're right .... Phillip, Seymour, & Hoffman
Who knew Phillip Dustin Offman's belt could ever get tight enough to fit around his arm..
Seahawks just announced their MVP ... Peyton Manning !
Hey Denver, how's that legal pot deal working for ya ......?
Hey justin beiber, go fuck yer self !! Damn auto correct ,, I meant to say great job Bruno Mars and peppers,.
We've secretly replaced the Denver Broncos with the Detroit Lions. Let's see if anybody notices.....
Hunter Hayes who??? # Bruno Mars
Jon Rich is asking Joe Namath for his fur coat back
A heroine overdose did Phillip in ... On a serious note .. Aren't heroine addicts usually skinny?
Just heard a cannon go off... I thought it was weird till I heard Phillip Seymour Hoffman died..
Thank you Chicken Wings for giving my existence meaning, without you I'd be nothing.. ~~~Celery
Owensboro Kentucky Convention center tonight me and Marty Brown throwing down "whatever makes you smile" come on out for the grand opening
When Jon Stewart asked Nanci Polshitki why the obamacare site wasn't working, she just shook her head and said " I don't know .. I have n...
Hey Atlanta: I haven’t seen something shut down so completely over a few inches of white stuff since Whitney Houston died
Georgia roads are gridlocked, millions of drivers stranded, According to my country radio, these guys can drive anywhere, anytime, though...
Peter Seger passed away at 94, no foul play is suspected ......RIP Pete
I think I've just won the N.E.S. Highest power bill award for the month of January !! F
Eric Lawson ( the Marlboro Man) died of a smoking related disease when his lungs gave out.... In related news Jenna Jamison's vagina has ...
A vial of Pope John Paul II's blood was stolen... looks like A-Rod has an upcoming 'roid test.
What does Yoko Ono and a Lizard have in common? They both live off of dead beatles ..... Thx Brett
Did Snoop Lion get best new jazz-metal Grammy yet? Thx Brett Mullins
Congratulations to Mili Vanilli on song of the year!!
And now it's clear why Metallica never had a pianist
Talent still rules !! Carol king & Sarah bareluoiuiiiuius
Would someone tell Ferell to give Robert E Lee his hat back
Fu!kin A !!! Chris, Willie and Freinds'!!!
Irony- having Kenny Arnoff playing Ringo Star
Good to see Ozzy isn't lip sinking
Why do always feel like I should put a ball gag in whenever I listen to a Pink song
Good to see Faith Hill singing a Taylor song
Wow! who was the black dude that played the shit out of the guitar on cop car!?
Thanks Kieth for bringing us back down to the where it smell like cop cars
F&)king awesome Chicago & Robin
Good to see Micheal Buble' on the Grammys
Robin Thick singing Blurred Lines with Chicago...? Robin is singing about girls and The guys from Chicago are talking about their eye sight
Can't wait for this Katy Perry song to be over!
Lorde is Joe Cocker's daughter ..?
We get it, bounce-A You have an ass! Move on
Not sure what to do.. My neighbor just came home with a monster jar of peanut butter and she said she was heading off to the shelter to f...
Shit,,,! I seemed to have misplaced my Chad Brock T-shirt..
I wonder how many mob bosses would still be alive if they only had a remote car starter
Just saw a man run into a crowded gas station in nashville screaming he had a bomb strapped to his chest!! When opened his shirt he was r...
Thanks to whoever bought my coffee at McDonald's this morning...
If ya need me I'll be in the play area at McDonalds trying to get the flu...
Just bumped into a friend of mine (he's a Polar Bear) and he said " F&)k !! It's cold!!!!"
I'm checking myself into rehab tomorrow.. Not because I have an addiction, just have a co-write with Trace Atkins...
I've got a Authentic Band Perry Mouse Pad I'd like to send to some needy desk... Will it be yours?
Tim McGraw just announced he's creating his own brand of headphones. Desperate to compete, Luke Bryan has announced a new line of EARPLUGS
I just threw up in mouth after hearing "Cop Car" by Keith Urban...
It really sucks having to listen to toe-tapp'n music with a broken toe...
Is anyone really surprised that Target was a... Target for being hacked ... Umm,, there name is .. Target..
": Gosh dang it we've been over butt all day today " that's hot
I think I'll take a by-polar plunge .. Me too! No I won't!! But it's a tradition.. No way, to cold!! Yer CRAZY !! Look who's talking !!
So cold in Nashville Mike Curb has his hands in his OWN pockets ...
FINALLY ..! Missy Roberson from Duck Dynasty has released her line of clothes ... Now ya can wear clothes from the son of one of the guys...
Wow! the temperature is falling faster than a Chris Gaines single...
Pot is now legal in Colorado !! Pot store owners say they can't believe the long lines of customers . ... at the local Dunkin Donuts
New Years Resolutions Must Be Reachable .... So here's mine for 14' Drink More- - Eat Less What's yours??
HEY why wasn't I in this video? Was I just passed out on the floor? See ya tonight! VIDEO