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Dane CookDirect2Dane@DaneCook.com2009-02-16
@DaneCook2,084 days
When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@JasonBiggs wrote: "LOST OUR DOG GINA PLEASE CONTACT ME IF FOUND! pic.twitter.com/zo0uaqkZ7h

- Jason this is awful! Any news?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Decided to do my own makeup this year and just go as Orson Wells. instagram.com/p/u13VkMgAv7/
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Jon Herbert @shatteredrs325
@DaneCook Livin the dream! Golden crispy, bad guys are history! #mysterymen #thewaffler pic.twitter.com/DTzGdHeDeD
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Peiton Ursin @MizzSw33tP
@DaneCook how I spend my #Halloween night. Laughing my ass off with my friends watching you. πŸ˜‚ #loveyou #hilarious pic.twitter.com/0nCVkqnOVM
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@HighImSimone I like this look. The nose area very original design. Not sure the shirt works. Maybe just go paint your boobs too?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@Curdurr this makes me want to skip Halloween forever.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@SaraMarie2354 this looks like something every girl wore to Lilith Fair.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@learning_juice I really wanna punch you in the mouth.
And are you building a bomb in your bathroom? Christ man grow up.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@TheBossCahill you should jump in that toilet and flush yourself down it.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@StephEvz43 The Death Star offices on a Monday.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@Diana6purrs this is really good. it's the right combo of slutty and scary. Good job now go get some sex by a hot power ranger.
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.@tjwacker that bulb lamp behind him is scarier he should just go out carrying that around.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@heatherface85 it looks like you have symmetrical measles.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@jfannnnn it looks like your belly button is throwing up gems.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@laurenmg97 is there an option to NOT have you make that face ever again?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@KaitlynMCHOTASS you should get a black marker and paint a tiny matching skeleton face on the WOMANS ROOM sign behind you.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@MmmkayCupcake Hi... so... did you not get the memo. You dress up for Halloween you don't paint fucking paintings.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@AntonellaBusa not slutty enough. This is Halloween not casual Friday.
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.@kristol_jenn I am really attracted to you.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@JonnyUnderhill4 gotta tell you this is a GOOD one.
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.@MARSprisoner what kind of weird life bracket system is on your walls where people are competing to be your friend.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@IUtnL I've seen better dog costumes.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@Furness1 #FailingAtLife right here... just stop doing this and don't start again.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@HollyHammonds7 this is a good costume I gotta say it's on the board.
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.@driyoncee_ ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Lisa Lobe?
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.@MattyDooty that costume went flat instantly.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@gbutera09 I'm fucking dying laughing. You're me from Employee of the Month. This pic made doing that movie worth it all.
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.@stevelacefield Batman if he lived paycheck to paycheck.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@BlistikIke the hats too little and take down that scary collage of human heads behind you. Your vision board of guy candy.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@Divababie this shadow sucks
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@SpikeMiller_ I just wanna delete this from my mind forever.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@TCUSuit31 Who keeps lotion in the living room just out and on the table? Put that shit away.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@BackCountryRyde HEY Halloween just ain't your thing kid. Pack that shit in storage and go hand out candy.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@ladyrelaynie It looks like rival gangs graffiti tagged your face. Lot going on here.
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.@carolynmcg1 I like the guy on the wall dressed as a Groot wreath.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@upyouramusjr I get it you are Peace Corps volunteers working in Haiti.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@Divababie I'm trying to find you but your office just shit way too much stuff on its walls.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@BMG_Chuck you are not fat enough to be The Penguin. You should lose the umbrella and just be the Monopoly Guy. You're welcome.
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.@N8Grieve .@melinadawson these costumes really stink.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@QuietKatydid Great makeup here I like the hair too. You might get laid tonight and your walk of shame will be an easy getaway.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@sirchadwick53 good man good one here points on the board of life for this one.
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.@crazeeally is that a shrine to your family. That is creepy shit dude!
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.@VanessaMcC05 the sharks cute but that other one needs a less scary mask.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@Jzen62442 Hey can you turn that fan around? I feel bad that it's oscillating towards the wall.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@amberleydeibert WOW that must have taken hours in the makeup chair.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@aDimino22 GREAT costumes if you go to a "It's 2009 Again!" party.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@RyDeBe so far this is my fav .. Your Gallagher 2.
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.@bradleyhunds your expression says it all. Just take that off and stay in and watch TV.
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.@kdoddz that costume should be extinct.
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.@LAWSUM58 All good but your nanny glasses gotta go.
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.@ImJamieRay everything about this picture scares the shit out of me including that Phantasm wallpaper.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@libbyelizabeth1 Oh I know this costume. You're dressed as the expression on any LA girls face when you text them "hey what are you up to?"
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.@Danielle_GK I just can't figure this one out.
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.@ucorksoaker points for originality but your a little too flu like.
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.@GangWolf_Punk looks less like teeth and more like you have a mouthful of Oreo cream filling in there.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@kelseyjdarling you need more filler in your lips. I think she gets precision bee stings once a day on both lips.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@italianguy25 that half consumed bottle of juice is more interesting than your costume.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Send me a pic to .@DaneCook of your Halloween costume with #DCRateMe I'm gonna pick the best one & give you my review on your look.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Tonight must be a rough shift for actual slutty hookers.
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I have some of the worst best friends around.
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It's tough making plans with a porn star.
They're always late because they "had to stop and do a quick anal scene on the way over."
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I knew Tim Cook was gay by the way he held the remote during keynotes.
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Laugh Factory Fri and Sat night shows at 10 are going to be wild. Dress up and let's boo this.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm playing Call of Duty : Advanced Warfare - Unfair Movie Theater Edition. instagram.com/p/uyccFlAAi3/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
My fav #tbt memories. Standing outside for hours in the middle of nowhere in the dead of winter after… instagram.com/p/uyZGXTgAtY/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Check out The McCarthys a new funny show at 930 on CBS with my buddy @jimmydunncomedy.
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Next level shit right here.
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@RPomplun I'm going out for Halloween as you this year.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Random DM response tonight on my Instagram (danecook).
Make me happy.
Make yourself pleased. instagram.com/p/uwd_a3AAj0/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Wow. This is gonna be a dog fight here in game 7.
Who wants it more?
#WorldSeries
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Who are you rooting for today in game 7 of the World Series?
#Giants or #Royals
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@UberFacts: "Butterflies will drink blood if given the chance.”

- Vampires will land gently on your nose as they slowly flap their arms.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@KPrestonFans: @DaneCook Thanks for the follow! :)”

- you too KP
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@marcosmion thx for the follow Mion.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
The glamorous behind the scenes of a photo shoot. instagram.com/p/uwHm36gAts/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
It ain't about how hard you hit.
It's how hard you cry after getting hit before you slowly get up & walk home in a great deal of pain.
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Jim Norton @JimNorton
My advice show starts in 13 minutes (866) 969-1969
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
This Thursday 10/30 at 8pm don't miss me with my wrestling buddy @mariamenounos on @UntoldwithMaria… instagram.com/p/utrIWegApf/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You can't fuck your way out of an unfuckable situation.
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I'm limited edition.
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.@joemurgolo asks: "@KDTrey5 what is your favorite pair of Jordan's?”

- Limited edition Taylor Swift Fearless Tour throwback kicks. Comfy!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@Dwyer213 asked @KDTrey5: "why can't you make a basket anymore?”

- I enjoy basket making but I also like scrimshaw.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@CodyRome asked @KDTrey5 : "Sup Kev?”

- Just waiting on it and stuff.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
My friend / fellow hoopballer Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) will be guest tweeting from my account for the next few hours. Ask him anything!
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It's not a good thing when you go to that peaceful place in your mind and its under construction.
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I just farted myself awake.
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Rissa Rose @MarissaHero
@DaneCook just watched Troublemaker and got a full ab workout I laughed so hard. Great job!!
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Kayla Lipcaman @klipcaman
Watching @DaneCook #Troublemaker and I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Lucas Cottrell @guitarbro35
Not kidding, @DaneCook Troublemaker is the most funny thing ever
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Good things never last but bad shit hangs around like that sad drunk dude trying to help you clean up at the end of a long party.
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Josh Stender @cameraman_Jish
Uncontrollable laughter with @BeckyBereiter watching @DaneCook #Troublemaker #soulcrusher11 πŸ’© 🎎 #NoFlagofFinland
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
My ex gfs nickname is "The UFO" because she's fun to speculate about but if she were to ever really appear you'd be terrified.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I love erratic behavior.
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Dustin Brown @bust_yo_dust
@SFGiantsFans won, @DaneCook took an unforgettable picture of me and Dad, life's good pic.twitter.com/o1IGxKWzyV
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
The view from my hotel room. instagram.com/p/upQ3BcAAmn/
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Game 5!
But I'm still wearing my Red Sox underwear. instagram.com/p/uopmjEAAhH/
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Lauryn Thibodeau @laulee27
@DaneCook Buzzfeed stole your bit! buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/…
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm headed to the airport for a quick getaway. Where am I going? Here is the 1st hint.
It's … shots.com/p/stsddnxe
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Gabby @baddgalgabby
Oh my lord. @DaneCook is killing me right now!!!! Literally slaughtering my stomach and lungs with this stand up!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©
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SoulCrusher11 @SoulCrusher11
If you cough anywhere in public I will assume you are spreading Ebola and you are a fuckwad and I hope you break your leg.
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