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Dane CookDirect2Dane@DaneCook.com2009-02-16
@DaneCook2,040 days
When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm writing a rare pointed letter and need a few words describing a person that's the worst kind of human. Any suggestions?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Being a single guy in Los Angeles is a constant lottery win.
Being a single girl it's like dollar scratch tickets.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Porn stars give the best advice at noon and the worst at midnight.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Person A: "Hey, I heard you lost your grandma when did it happen?"
Person B: "During the iOS8 download."
Person A: "Mine too!"
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I just updated my phone with ISIS by mistake.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm pretty sure iOS 8 is downloading all the secrets of the universe in this update.
#iOS8 #iOS8isSkynet
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If you ever want to make a girl go demon level pissed off just take a pic of her from a low angle in direct sunlight.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@JimmyDiResta said: "@DaneCook @JohnDiResta funny times. 2003. pic.twitter.com/EXyvnvITHG

I have not seen that cover in forever. Too funny.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Here is me way over reacting to having my name appear in a game at 2 am.
@RickGlassman @davidsullivan9instagram.com/p/tDfgdzAAkV/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Pressure creates diamonds but it also crushes skulls.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
It's back to school time bitches.
New homework for myself.
#HotForTeacher instagram.com/p/tBZoBnAAkp/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
File this under Things You Never Thought You Would Ever Read Back In 1989. instagram.com/p/s_0dI2gAtd/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
It's so hot today I just urinated and it was already recycled and prepped for consumption.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@dannyestrella thx man great little weird crowd.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If you add up all the times the media loops the terrible video over and over, Ray Rice has now hit his wife 1,357,221 times.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Urban Outfitters can really go fuck itself.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
For the entire life of a model they spend on average 8 years "waiting around."
#ModelLife
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Being a model means having to sit with both hands propping you up on the toilet seat or else you'll fall into the water.
#ModelLife
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You wear so much bindi jewelry it's making you look like a Na'vi from Avatar.
#FailingAtLife
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You tell other people how to live their lives but you pray for rain because you can't even afford a car wash.
#FailingAtLife
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You have sex and it feels better for her when you are done so she can finish by herself.
#FailingAtLife
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You think careers are "gay."
#FailingAtLife
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Your profile picture is a tiger.
#FailingAtLife
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You always only have to click your car remote once to open just your drivers side door.
#FailingAtLife
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You're proud to tell people, "I only eat out."
#FailingAtLife
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If you know someone #FailingAtLife please hashtag that crap here so I can fix that muthafucka up.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If you wearing a shirt with only words on it, I don't care product, quote or catchphrase, you're in the process of #FailingAtLife.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@AyeOhPeez: @DaneCook @ArianaGrande bruh she tweeted you that more than 5 years ago”

Yea that's the point in replying.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@ArianaGrande You're 2 sweet sugar booger. I think you gonna be a big star in a couple of years. Work on your social game though.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I fucking hate complainers.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm about to nap the shit outta this bed.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@SullyActsUp you're killing it on there dude. I wanna come on the show. I'd be a dead body or someone run over by a horse.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@WCIA3Dave = powerful and an important message. Thank you for sharing it. @SU2C youtu.be/CFPL01SG5A8
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You always know when it's 6:15 in Hollywood because all the servers are walking to work in their all black outfits.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If you're at a Vegas pool you're running from something.
Go home. Talk to your parents. Forgive yourself and take a meaningful vacation.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm a dog so sometimes you gotta step back and let me just hump air.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Got the fight on and ready for the big show. What's everyone thinkin'?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Damn. My last tweet was suppose to be a Google search.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
rare two headed cock
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Life is the ultimate test of strength and endurance.
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The Knick.
Outstanding television.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Brennan Papa Dreeson Cook Masada #LaughFactory #Comedy instagram.com/p/s4LqDFAAnr/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I like a girl that plays hard to please.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I've changed a lot in the last few minutes.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm hitting The Matrix tonight for a steak.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Haters typically die in their late 30s.
#FunFactFriday #FFF
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Do they make semen resistant phone cases? Like for a lot of semen? Like more semen than a lot of water?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Ethan Hawke on Robin Williams: shar.es/11SjR7
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm playing a great social game.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Watch an EXCLUSIVE CLIP later today of me being born.
The footage is shaky but it's my first live performance.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I don't have a podcast but I do have guests everyday. They are not recorded and the show is called conversations.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm at the Laugh Factory Hollywood tonight and tomorrow 10 o'clock show.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If you're still in the club when it's closing, you're doing it wrong.
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Knowledge @TheKnowledge
pic.twitter.com/D3jLkeFCxC
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm gonna go do comedy now. See ya in a bit.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
#inspired instagram.com/p/s1CNcagAmt/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@kanyewest Will you ever change that profile pic? Who inspires you besides fam or religion?
#DaneCookTwinterviews
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@questlove Have you ever been playing drums and had to use the bathroom really bad? Like a 2?
#DaneCookTwinterviews
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.@RWitherspoon What are you most afraid of in this world? What makes you feel sexual? Do you watch sports?
#DaneCookTwinterviews
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
#ViciousCircle is airing tonight #Troublemaker airs Oct 17th on Showtime.
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Jackie Higgenbotham @jackiehigg30
So glad I caught @DaneCook's Vicious Circle on tv tonight, I needed that laugh!!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@FloydMayweather what advice would you give to aspiring young fighters?
#DaneCookTwinterviews
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
ha @JuddApatow
"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest." - Henny Youngman
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Hey @JuddApatow check it. You @thelaughfactory w/ @HennyYoungman & a cauldron of pickles.
Ultimate #tbt here
#POINTS pic.twitter.com/5EULQKciu1
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I'm feeling left out, devalued and shitty but the best possible versions of all of those things so that's a plus.
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I love needy girls.
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Hollywood looks so deceiving today.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Quick poll for all the women out there.
As of today...
#LoveMen or #HateMen
???
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Sometimes life gives you a harness and a path of colorful "rocks" showing you where to climb. instagram.com/p/s0NYD9gAj8/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Working out new stuff at the prov.
#DaneCook #Troublemaker #OnlyOnShowtime #Oct17th instagram.com/p/sy3BbagAoI/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If you're not following me on Twitter you're basically my enemy.
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Christina Aguilera named her baby Summer Rain.
I've always thought for a boy I'd go with Winter Squall.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I dated a brain surgeon.
She gave the most unbelievable cephalic.

#DropsMic
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I dated a magician.
She gave me a sleight of hand job.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@staceybug85 no wait you first
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
"My past was catching up to me so I just floored it."
#WorstExcusesWhenPulledOverByCops
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
My new show Elevator Fights premieres on The Transportation Channel two winters from now.
Get. Your. Self. Excited.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Most girls purses contain enough loose change to choke an adult horse.
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Laugh Factory @thelaughfactory
COMEDY TREND: WED. 10PM
Featuring @JohnCampanelli1 @CheetoSantino @MattRife_Comedy @ErikGriffin and @DaneCook. laughfactory.com/clubs/hollywoo…
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@jaybirdsport where are the new headphones at
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I just jerked off while listening to Simple Minds, "Don't You Forget About Me."
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If you are gonna whore yourself out at least do it somewhere lucrative.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I don't have a strategy planned out but I do know how to conduct myself when I see shit in the vicinity of a fan.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
This keynote is running like a PC.
#AppleLive
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I have incredible friends. Today I needed them and they were there.
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Groovy Pics @groovypics
Groovy Tat Bro... pic.twitter.com/VeTcaclFOn
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Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon
Enough already! If we lose one more comic there's gonna be a 2 drink minimum in heaven.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Reanimated dinosaurs do exactly what you would expect.
Humans are mortified.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Evolved monkeys stupidly trust humans.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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A shirtless Wolverine is impressed with himself but still feigns being conflicted.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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A man and a woman hate each other before falling in love as one of them slowly dies.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
An unorthodox sports team is the worst but wins.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Denzel almost cries but eventually cries a lot.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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A huge ship sinks in a very entertaining way.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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A sweaty dude with a hat and whip wants relics to be left alone.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Robots from the future hate outcomes.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
A seemingly defeated Tom Cruise smiles knowingly.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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A nerd wants to get laid so he invents Facebook but still doesn’t get laid.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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A hooker lucks out and meets Richard Gere instead of some gross asshole that just wants to jizz in her pretty hair.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Black people are not treated fairly.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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