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Dane CookDirect2Dane@DaneCook.com2009-02-16
@DaneCook2,077 days
When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
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Joe Joe @Orlando2Joey
Thank you soulcrusher11 for making another fucking hilarious comedy. @DaneCook
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Chris Davies @iWillFightOn
Second time watching @DaneCook's #Troublemaker. Funnier the second time around! #ThisGuyIsAGenius
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I like a good solid year and a half of foreplay.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Ebola sounds like the name of a new dance craze where everyone gets up and line dances 3 feet away from each other.
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Ashley Olsen @flASHover219
watching #DaneCook #Troublemaker πŸ˜‚ this guy never ceases to amaze me with the shit he comes up with. πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ @DaneCook
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
This is how I feel before I perform. #Backstage instagram.com/p/ujh01aAAuC/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I just got off the phone w/Jerry Lewis. Holy shit I wish I could tell you what he just said. No one roasts people like the King of Comedy.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@MaximMag Salon actually said my delivery was "chafingly smug" but who needs research.
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Maxim @MaximMag
.@DaneCook isn't a jerk. Seriously. bit.ly/1zpFEUX pic.twitter.com/bJp8yrqEIb
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Power lunch with the very funny @GaryGulman & his gal Sade Pilot.
I'm solo but my old lady is livin'… instagram.com/p/ujGBVAAAuI/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Hey assholes take that love shit to some other barren field .. this is Tinder.
Bottom feeders only.… instagram.com/p/ui8aioAAs0/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I have a guardian devil.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@ashleeholmes we areeeeeee
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Ebola is a "plague sent by God" to punish gays, religious leaders claim.

- Religious leaders also sent to punish gays claims Ebola.
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Andy Birling @AndyBirling
@DaneCook #Troublemaker has been on at least 10 times at my place since it premiered. Still hilarious. πŸ’©
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
My scene cut from the new movie Fury.
#tbt to performing for the greatest troops in the world while… instagram.com/p/uhTrXmAArf/
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B R A N T @brant
@DaneCook I'm in the hospital with a severe case of conjunctivitis, and a retweet would mean the world to me.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Sometimes you just fuckin' feel it.
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Ricky @rickygangster
I am watching @DaneCook Showtime special for the 4th time. Hilarious!!!
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Shonda @ShondaCedeno
@DaneCook I feel like a stalker because this is the 4th time I have watched Troublemaker. That 3.00 a month I spend for showtime =WINNING
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Shannon Lamberti @chachi_banon
@DaneCook #Troublemaker can't stop laughing
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@PaulyShore yeah buddy
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Throw me Snapchats (TheDaneCook) or DM on Insta (@DaneCook) while you watch #DaneCook #Troublemaker on #Showtime encore edition tonight.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Just a little 14 year old Troublemaker.
#tbt instagram.com/p/ug5wVXgAlU/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
All new insanely cool merch coming soon. W
What do you want t-shirts to say from #Troublemaker? Ideas?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Prince singing Happy Birthday to me.
#BucketList
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I don't have an iPhone case.
I just depend highly on my quick foot reflex as a buffer to break its fall.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I don't like to think of myself as a heartbreaker.
I consider myself more of a disinterested bypass surgeon.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
#tbt with some of the funniest guys I know from last years Montreal Comedy Festival. Bobby, Gul,… instagram.com/p/ugb9-pgAnm/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Spent some time last night with family. My brother Richard (the brother I should have had) and Carol… instagram.com/p/ugbRQwgAmj/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Men should come with a warning label & women with instructions.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@nsnydee: @DaneCook is a fucking genius. The last joke #Gold #Troublemaker #ShitBum”

Thx girl yeah true stories are the best
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I've got my head on the ground and my feet in the clouds.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Airplane mode is also known as I can't let anything through for the next 40 minutes while the person you're dating is around mode.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@thelaughfactory: "Get tix now for Friday & Saturday at 10PM with #Troublemaker @DaneCook.
laughfactory.com/clubs/hollywoo…”
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm writing a movie about a boy who has a well balanced childhood, grows up to be a mellow 9 to 5 kinda guy & dies peacefully at 83.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Celebration time!
#DaneCook #Troublemaker highest rated comedy special this year.
It's encore on… instagram.com/p/ueNPwSAAqE/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Encore presentation of #Troublemaker - Showtime this Thu, Oct 23, 7:30 PM. Don't miss out on what everyone's quoting about. #BatchOfBitches
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
The fact that @litaford follows me on here is fuckin' epic.
"Kiss me once... Kiss me twice... "
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I've got my Halloween costume picked out.
I've just got to get some plastic surgery & I'm going as Renee Zellweger's original face.
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Taura Roll @tauraroll
@DaneCook I've watched troublemaker on Showtime a couple times already. It's hysterical. I don't know where you come up with this shit.
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Don't Die @Ellisshowfam
@DaneCook Thank you for all the great laughs. I was just listening to Sirius 95. Dane Cook I did my best- greatest hits. You are awesome.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I did the About Last Night podcast with @adamraycomedy & funnybrad a couple weeks back. Give it a… instagram.com/p/ub49jIgAgI/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I've been thinking about doing a documentary where I go back & have sex one more time with all of my ex gfs.
Anyone have a good title?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Please vote for my mistress @Angie_Harmon for the Peoples Choice Awards!
It takes 3 minutes: vote.peopleschoice.com
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I expect there'll be a lot of slutty Khaleesis' this Halloween.
And a lot of guys dressed as horribly out of shape Dothraki.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@MabelynnCapeluj: @DaneCook only if she can watch ;) pic.twitter.com/P2dtufm1Cw”

-- You would like that you creepy nymphomaniac.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Hey .@MabelynnCapeluj can I just book this wax sesh directly through you here? pic.twitter.com/Pp3XMomPb4
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If they ever make a live action movie of the Pillsbury Dough Boy an out of shape Chris Pratt should play Boy. pic.twitter.com/g2AwyaP9cA
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@MabelynnCapeluj: @DaneCook your*

-- I seen it you brat.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Your relationship is over if you're reading this and nodding yes.
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Alejandro Escobedo @escobedojano
@DaneCook yo, #Troublemaker is TOO damn true...you probably ended 75% of relationships that were present in the audience that night πŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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LaughSpin.com @laughspincom
recent eps of the Laughspin Podcast include chats w/ @DaneCook @JuddApatow @carlyaquilino @RealGilbert SUBSCRIBE. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lau…
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@tomgreenlive said: Dane Cook Talks Early Internet: youtu.be/ZcikzRkh8LI
Thanks @DaneCook for stopping by the show!

- Anytime Tom!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If anyone has any #DaneCook #Troublemaker memes post them here with those hashtags and I will RT or FAV a bunch now.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@LaLaLeisha Nope look it up LL it's bye week.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
That irritating "time of the month" for men is when our football team has a bye week.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
A few women I know are having their periods.
I'm guessing most of you have synced up & sexually for men this is a bye week.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Spending some quality minutes over the weekend with a few funny kids, a club owner & a… instagram.com/p/uY4f28AAgr/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You’re always the best in your field if you’re creating the field.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I did dozens of interviews last week. This quote accidently fell out of my mouth. I wanted to share it with you all. It might just help.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You can't rain on my parade because I've already designed it to be aquatic themed.
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UPDATE on sweaty butt in front of me. After a sprint it now looks like a reservoir filled with Macintosh computers.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@LensPunk: @DaneCook should this be the first face I see heading to the crapper? pic.twitter.com/xWqd8e8COY”

-- Ha. That's so wrong.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
This person at the gym sweat a Rorschach test on their ass.
I see an industrial complex with a moat of ninja stars & trombones.
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Co.Create @FastCoCreate
How @DaneCook learned to say no, slow down, and change the conversation: f-st.co/9uEcrgC by @JoeBerkowitz pic.twitter.com/t3kVTrMobU
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LaughSpin.com @laughspincom
The @DaneCook episode of The Laughspin Podcast is now live! Check it out. laughspin.com/2014/10/20/dan… pic.twitter.com/jj3uRwuExl
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Liz @standinNsmilin
@DaneCook Did NOT think anything would ever top Vicious Circle for me, but damn if I wasn't hysterical watching Troublemaker. #thanks dude!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Guess where I'm not?
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Larry King @kingsthings
The @DaneCook Special on Showtime is terrific.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@mrgarelick: @DaneCook dot com! Ha! Laughing my ass off at the new special #Troublemaker”

Thx brother !
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K. Davis @1KDavis
I am DYING laughing at @DaneCook #troublemaker freaking HYSTERICAL! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰πŸ’πŸŒπŸ”«
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Belle Martorano @missleelabelle
Immediately bought tickets for @DaneCook at the @BeaconTheatre after watching #Troublemaker tonight. No regrets.
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Julia @JuJuBeeGrrl
@DaneCook That last joke...holy shit. lol!
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K. Davis @1KDavis
"Textplanation" what a great word! #troublemaker @DaneCook
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Paul Thomas Stephens @pspackers715
@DaneCook when can I get #Troublemaker on DVD?? I need to watch it so I can laugh hysterically for hours on end
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Shane Puhlman @SPuhlman
Just watched @DaneCook 's new special and the king is back...you are the man Dane
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Debbie Dillard @debbie_dillard
@DaneCook you are a very funny man & all kinds of wrong. Continue. Yes, please. ❀️#BatchOfBitches
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SweetLee @Lisak07
@DaneCook So after watching #Troublemaker with my mom she now is on to Vicious Circle and MSG. She just pulled her rib from laughing
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Melissa McCarty @MelissaMcCarty1
@DaneCook #Troublemaker was hysterical! Well done. You've still got it. πŸ˜‚ & people don't realize all the charitable work u and Jamie do! πŸ‘πŸ’©
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Chance Nichols @ChanceTheActor
@DaneCook great special dude, #Troublemaker solidifies your place in comedy history. Also, if I need fatherly advice, can I come to you?
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JJxx101 @JJxx101
Fuck you @DaneCook now my wife wants to see my phone.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Hey east coast why dontcha hashtag #DaneCook & let the west coast know some of your fav lines in the special starting at 7:30 on Showtime 2.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@RjMitte @MatthewZiff you too man
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A V @AV_1998
New favourite word: Shit Bum @DaneCook
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@McKaylaMaroney it actually airs tonight at 7:30 on Showtime 2! This link has all the dates/times for reairing: sho.com/sho/comedy/tit…
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McKayla Maroney @McKaylaMaroney
OH YAH GUYS don't miss the hilarious #Troublemaker w/ my friend @DaneCook tonight at 10 on showtime!! #DaneCook youtube.com/watch?v=9_FTdK…
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Last message. instagram.com/p/uSKTiogArP/
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Sara Scheppmann @SaraScheppmann
Lessons learned from @DaneCook don't let yourself get racist hungry #Troublemaker
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Bryce Fresquez @Bfresquez30
@DaneCook you are the only reason why I have been on Twitter in months just to tweet how funny #Troublemaker is everyone must watch this
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Joseph Reyes @goomysone
@DaneCook You had the greatest closer ever....your a true Trouble Maker
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shae baby @mrsxrager
fucking @DaneCook is my king
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Jessica Gray @GraphicJGray
I was having a spectacularly horrible week and needed to laugh, so thank you to @DaneCook #Troublemaker had me rolling!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@Handsofjoymsge: @DaneCook and saw you live in Vegas- 2008. Congrats and thanks for the hilarity!!”

-- More to come!!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@stevenontour: @DaneCook will troublemaker air in Europe or do I need to download it *ahem* "legitimately"?”

-- soon
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@TerikaaaBabyy: @DaneCook Ugh I haven't laughed that hard in months!! Thank you so much for that #Troublemaker”

-- you're welcome!!
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James Hallinan @JamesHallinan
Only 23 minutes in and @DaneCook's new special is awesome
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@petedavidson: @DaneCook great special man!!! So glad to see you back in action”

-- thx Pete and you are doing it now! Onward.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
β€œ@mpratl17: Find myself quoting @DaneCook very often these days”

-- me too
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I love this part where I talk about my ex. All this computer stuff was so crazy when it was happening I was upset but knowing it was funny.
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