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Dane CookDirect2Dane@DaneCook.com2009-02-16
@DaneCook2,020 days
When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
#tbt
.@jeffgarciaLA 
.@bobmarleycomedy
.@RuthyOtero
.@DougStanhope
.@iamwandasykes
.@SukiYeagley
Dorrfman/Smith/Weir pic.twitter.com/mppmjVd2Iv
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When paparazzi attack.
You can't outrun TMZ. #IJogWithTheALSIceBucketChallenge #tbtinstagram.com/p/sQY9VzAAmI/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
#TBT Get ready for #Troublemaker #Oct17th #OnlyOnShowtime
This vid was me taking this chick to task. youtu.be/T1ruBFQhKdA
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sex on an awning
#BucketList
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I've gotta go buy a new vibrator. #ThIngsGirlsSayWhenTheyAreUnhappyInARelationship
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My air smash is already being talked about in China. instagram.com/p/sOPe7wgAiz/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@BriannaWellen have you actually ever been to my show?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I think I'll go blond again.
#ThIngsGirlsSayWhenTheyAreUnhappyInARelationship
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I wanna take tennis lessons.
#ThIngsGirlsSayWhenTheyAreUnhappyInARelationship
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@TheRealMikeEpps Congrats on the role. I can't wait to see you bring Pryor to life. Comedian to comedian I always love seeing 1 of us win.
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Empty Lighthouse @EmpLighthouse
Dane Cook, Bill Cosby, Bill Maher & More Featured In New York Comedy Festival Line-Up emptylighthouse.com/dane-cook-bill…
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@GalGadot : "Strike a pose? instagram.com/p/sN11ZfObfd/

- Weird I just took the same pic for my @VanityFair spread. pic.twitter.com/MWVPmV1kx4
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My fantasy football team.
Grohl, Griffin, Moretz, Remini.
Brad Pitt too but I cropped him out… instagram.com/p/sN1AO9AAq4/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@FONGbro said: "Cheaters never prosper."

Prosper? Lance Armstrong ain't living in the slums of Brazil.
#debunked
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.@mimicreature said: "Life is short."

- Camelot Flores Laura a native Aymara. 123 yrs old today. #debunked pic.twitter.com/VUGXaWYzzE
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I love kissing my woman between her shoulder blades while we watch bait car videos until our doctor calls us in from the waiting room.
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I just led a horse to water and made him drink it.
Someone else give me a bullshit life quote and I'll debunk that bitch.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@ChrisEvans I see where you got your signature Cap roll away from bullets move.
Original "Captain America" Trailer: youtu.be/cs8rFsmhNTc
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Richard Pryor singing the blues and completely killing it: youtu.be/rUor_H7tGhQ
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NYCF @nycomedyfest
@DaneCook excited you're back for multiple shows! Can't wait to see you at the @BeaconTheatre on November 6 & 7! bit.ly/DaneCookBeacon2
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The best part of this cheesy pic with @ChloeGMoretz and I is @JimNorton about to Hulk out behind us. pic.twitter.com/0T3wOYFJ9R
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Congrats girl. You've come a long way with very little talent. #incrediblenight instagram.com/p/sMBvO8gAqi/
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@MileyCyrus won't leave me alone. instagram.com/p/sMBfqnAAqS/
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LA traffic is where most people do phone sessions with their therapists.
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Fame has a way of making tough stuff relatively easy and simple shit incredibly arduous.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
My great friend .@bonniemcfarlane & long retired comic .@RichVos made a doc called "Women Aren't Funny." It's HERE: itun.es/us/f5d31
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm at a party that the DJ keeps telling us is about to "go next level" but everyone's really satisfied at the current level we're on.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Julia Roberts dress is turning into the molecules Sarah was talking about.
#Emmys
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Billy Crystal the Robin Williams tribute was really wonderful.
#Emmys
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Bonnie McFarlane @bonniemcfarlane
Don't forget WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY is available tomorrow on iTunes starring Emmy award winner @SarahKSilverman CONGRATS SARAH!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
A curved tv is the dumbest fucking thing ever. How does a 3 inch bend make it immersive?
#Emmys
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
This music is scary.
#Emmys
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@sethmeyers is really good. "NBC is also a network."
#Emmys
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You never know who is at my show. The other night this man was ready to "powerfist" the world. Any ideas? instagram.com/p/sI96jygAt0/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Is there anything better than time well spent with your parole officer?
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I'm headed to the #Emmys2010. I'm so excited to meet the cast of Monk!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Life sometimes gives you everything you don't need at exactly the right moment.
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When I see a very hot older woman I get a more mature boner.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@BrentMorin, brentmorinshand & I at the Showtime party to celebrate Emmy stuff and my comedy event.… instagram.com/p/sHHHZ1gAh_/
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Beyoncé is real. She made the rest of this show look like dress reversal.
#VMAs2014
#DaneCookTroublemaker
#Oct17thOnShowtime
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Maroon 5 is exciting like having lunch with your aunt.
#VMAs2014
#DaneCookTroublemaker
#Oct17thOnShowtime
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There are some iPhone version 3 titties at this show.
#VMAs2014
#DaneCookTroublemaker
#Oct17thOnShowtime
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Did Usher just have a stroke?
#VMAs2014
#DaneCookTroublemaker
#Oct17thOnShowtime
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Karma™ @Karma_Lovah_
@DaneCook pic.twitter.com/SUsjIyCFRX
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Kim K was just wearing a taxi drivers beaded car seat cover.
#VMAs2014
#DaneCookTroublemaker
#Oct17thOnShowtime
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I estimate The Flash breaks off about 1500 car side mirrors a week.
#VMAs2014
#DaneCookTroublemaker
#Oct17thOnShowtime
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Can i shake off a song? #VMAs2014
#DaneCookTroublemaker
#Oct17thOnShowtime
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Nicki Minaj's ass is on MTV when is Nicki coming on? #VMAs2014
#DaneCookTroublemaker
#Oct17thOnShowtime
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Hey Fifth Harmony -- maybe more hair flipping?
#VMAs2014
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Models love talking about what they could have eaten today but what they had instead.
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.@TrojanCondoms do your rubbers come in Enigmatic Size?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Sometimes the Beastie Boys just know. instagram.com/p/sD0pfSAAtl/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm still like 500 emails behind but I'm gonna finish toady!
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@Harmonylady :)
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Direct2Dane@DaneCook.com for the next 30 minutes I’m gonna respond to every email. GO!
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Hey 4 people in the convertible. You’re not in a road movie about your life and you’re not as happy as you’re pretending to be.
#ShutDown
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Follow me on Instagram as "The Dane Game" starts soon.
If you're NOT following me you won't get in.
instagram.com/danecook
#Troublemaker
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If anyone has pix from my shows over the years with me post them here I may use them for #Troublemaker. Use #BackInTheDay or email to me.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Laff Stop in Houston was a magic spot. I knew the night I recorded my shows there it would be career changing.
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@joeymrtnz @joeymrtnz
Comedians that recorded albums at the old Houston Laff Stop: @joerogan, @louisck, @DougStanhope, @DaneCook, Bill Hicks, Mitch Hedberg.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If you wear a vest you clearly want to be saved.
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Hollywood.
Where everywhere you turn there's glamour! instagram.com/p/r-1dU6AAg-/
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My hugs feel like you just got fucked well.
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#tbt with Jessica Alba when penguin suits were all the rage. instagram.com/p/r-s1X_gAjc/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Never be afraid to speak your incompetence.
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Marketing plan for my comedy event #Troublemaker is huge. Wait until you see this show.
#Oct17 #Showtime
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I accepted the #ALSicebucketchallenge & nom @SteveMartinToGo @SouthPark @NASA astronauts Steve Swanson @astro_reid
youtu.be/kR4Pfe9wMTI
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I love you but I still wanna see other social networking sites.
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Some people are so insensitive. These are the people that are the most fun on game night at my house.
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Hollywood is such a small community.
Every girl in town got their period today.
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I just bought a water vapor satellite with my rainy day money.
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I always cry seeing that commercial where the dad leaves his family while mom and kids watch in horror.
Wait.. I'm watching home movies.
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NYCF @nycomedyfest
ICYMI: @DaneCook's 1st @BeaconTheatre show sold out so we added another! bit.ly/DaneCookBeacon2 Pre-sale code "SUFI" to get them today only!
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@clark_sw24 shout out to my boy .... Thx for the SC too.
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When the voices in your head go to sleep but you're still up that's a bummer.
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@ATLtvDirector sorry was editing my new comedy film what were you crying about?
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When I'm in a pool I splash. If you don't like it don't fuckin' swim near me.
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I believe in the power of closed.
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When someone keeps their word it's like fucking bizarre.
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Look at your #RecentlyUsed emoji.
If most are crazy faces you're psycho.
Food you're overweight.
Gun, pill or poop you need therapy.
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It's nice to be kinda appreciated sorta.
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Harmful- 2003
Retaliation- 2005
Vicious- 2006
Rough- 2007
ISolated- 2008
Best- 2010
Troublemaker- Oct 17th 2014
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I've spent a lot of time alone the last couple of days.
I'm really starting to grow on me.
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If you fall it's okay to stay down awhile instead of jumping right back into the flow.
Initiative can solidify in stillness.
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I've listened to this more times than I can remember. It's something I strongly recommend hearing if… instagram.com/p/r5CmEKgAma/
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I don't think girls really appreciate how gratifying it is as a guy to break in a baseball cap organically over time.
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My 1st @nycomedyfest show at the @BeaconTheatre already sold out so I added another bit.ly/DaneCookBeacon2 “SUFI" for pre-sale tickets #NYCF
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Letterman @Letterman
Dave remembers Robin Williams. youtu.be/4bVgilYncao pic.twitter.com/WuUBFHIcPs
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Don't let anyone take away your sparkle.
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Don Pardo, announcer for SNL, has died at 96.
I want to tell a brief story about this man. I always… instagram.com/p/r3bcFrAAi9/
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Neal Brennan @nealbrennan
Hey, if you have Sundance, do me a favor and turn on @ApprovalMatrix right now. Me, @JasonBiggs, @chrisrock, etc. It’s good.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Steve Ballmer's induction as @LAClippers new owner sounded like he should be "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I've gotten over 20 #ALSBucketChallenge requests.
Amazing seeing this after my ALS charity event last month!
My ALSBC's coming.
Oh It is.
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.@eonline said: "@DaneCook #EXCLUSIVEMinusTheBaleFamily is such a mouthful though.”

- Or how about #BabyBalesOutOfWife
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.@VH1 said: " Nick Cannon + Mariah Carey have reportedly split."

- Hey 1. Not to nickel / dime here but I called this April 30th, 2008.
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.@eonline: "#EXCLUSIVE: Christian Bale and his wife Sibi have Baby #2!"
- E! Is it "exclusive" if Bale his wife & Baby #1 already knew this?
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.@vulture: "Fox has killed Tina Fey's pilot: vult.re/XvXQvs
- Killed? Vulture it's a cancelled tv show not a 3rd world dictator.
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TV news reporting is so much like entertainment news now that when they do an actual entertainment segment it's like an Oliver Stone film.
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I have a firm belief.
#BeliefIsMyCocksNickname
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I think you have bigger issues to deal w/ today. "Court Certifies Labor Lawsuits Against 36 @Applebees Restaurants." prn.to/1nZt4G0
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