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Dane CookDirect2Dane@DaneCook.com2009-02-16
@DaneCook2,075 days
When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
#tbt with some of the funniest guys I know from last years Montreal Comedy Festival. Bobby, Gul,… instagram.com/p/ugb9-pgAnm/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Spent some time last night with family. My brother Richard (the brother I should have had) and Carol… instagram.com/p/ugbRQwgAmj/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Men should come with a warning label & women with instructions.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@nsnydee: @DaneCook is a fucking genius. The last joke #Gold #Troublemaker #ShitBum

Thx girl yeah true stories are the best
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I've got my head on the ground and my feet in the clouds.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Airplane mode is also known as I can't let anything through for the next 40 minutes while the person you're dating is around mode.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@thelaughfactory: "Get tix now for Friday & Saturday at 10PM with #Troublemaker @DaneCook.
laughfactory.com/clubs/hollywoo…
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I'm writing a movie about a boy who has a well balanced childhood, grows up to be a mellow 9 to 5 kinda guy & dies peacefully at 83.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Celebration time!
#DaneCook #Troublemaker highest rated comedy special this year.
It's encore on… instagram.com/p/ueNPwSAAqE/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Encore presentation of #Troublemaker - Showtime this Thu, Oct 23, 7:30 PM. Don't miss out on what everyone's quoting about. #BatchOfBitches
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
The fact that @litaford follows me on here is fuckin' epic.
"Kiss me once... Kiss me twice... "
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I've got my Halloween costume picked out.
I've just got to get some plastic surgery & I'm going as Renee Zellweger's original face.
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Taura Roll @tauraroll
@DaneCook I've watched troublemaker on Showtime a couple times already. It's hysterical. I don't know where you come up with this shit.
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Don't Die @Ellisshowfam
@DaneCook Thank you for all the great laughs. I was just listening to Sirius 95. Dane Cook I did my best- greatest hits. You are awesome.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I did the About Last Night podcast with @adamraycomedy & funnybrad a couple weeks back. Give it a… instagram.com/p/ub49jIgAgI/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I've been thinking about doing a documentary where I go back & have sex one more time with all of my ex gfs.
Anyone have a good title?
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Please vote for my mistress @Angie_Harmon for the Peoples Choice Awards!
It takes 3 minutes: vote.peopleschoice.com
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I expect there'll be a lot of slutty Khaleesis' this Halloween.
And a lot of guys dressed as horribly out of shape Dothraki.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@MabelynnCapeluj: @DaneCook only if she can watch ;) pic.twitter.com/P2dtufm1Cw

-- You would like that you creepy nymphomaniac.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Hey .@MabelynnCapeluj can I just book this wax sesh directly through you here? pic.twitter.com/Pp3XMomPb4
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If they ever make a live action movie of the Pillsbury Dough Boy an out of shape Chris Pratt should play Boy. pic.twitter.com/g2AwyaP9cA
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@MabelynnCapeluj: @DaneCook your*

-- I seen it you brat.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Your relationship is over if you're reading this and nodding yes.
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Alejandro Escobedo @escobedojano
@DaneCook yo, #Troublemaker is TOO damn true...you probably ended 75% of relationships that were present in the audience that night 🙈🙊😂😂😂
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LaughSpin.com @laughspincom
recent eps of the Laughspin Podcast include chats w/ @DaneCook @JuddApatow @carlyaquilino @RealGilbert SUBSCRIBE. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lau…
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@tomgreenlive said: Dane Cook Talks Early Internet: youtu.be/ZcikzRkh8LI
Thanks @DaneCook for stopping by the show!

- Anytime Tom!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
If anyone has any #DaneCook #Troublemaker memes post them here with those hashtags and I will RT or FAV a bunch now.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@LaLaLeisha Nope look it up LL it's bye week.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
That irritating "time of the month" for men is when our football team has a bye week.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
A few women I know are having their periods.
I'm guessing most of you have synced up & sexually for men this is a bye week.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Spending some quality minutes over the weekend with a few funny kids, a club owner & a… instagram.com/p/uY4f28AAgr/
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You’re always the best in your field if you’re creating the field.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I did dozens of interviews last week. This quote accidently fell out of my mouth. I wanted to share it with you all. It might just help.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
You can't rain on my parade because I've already designed it to be aquatic themed.
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UPDATE on sweaty butt in front of me. After a sprint it now looks like a reservoir filled with Macintosh computers.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@LensPunk: @DaneCook should this be the first face I see heading to the crapper? pic.twitter.com/xWqd8e8COY

-- Ha. That's so wrong.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
This person at the gym sweat a Rorschach test on their ass.
I see an industrial complex with a moat of ninja stars & trombones.
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Co.Create @FastCoCreate
How @DaneCook learned to say no, slow down, and change the conversation: f-st.co/9uEcrgC by @JoeBerkowitz pic.twitter.com/t3kVTrMobU
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LaughSpin.com @laughspincom
The @DaneCook episode of The Laughspin Podcast is now live! Check it out. laughspin.com/2014/10/20/dan… pic.twitter.com/jj3uRwuExl
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Liz @standinNsmilin
@DaneCook Did NOT think anything would ever top Vicious Circle for me, but damn if I wasn't hysterical watching Troublemaker. #thanks dude!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Guess where I'm not?
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Larry King @kingsthings
The @DaneCook Special on Showtime is terrific.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@mrgarelick: @DaneCook dot com! Ha! Laughing my ass off at the new special #Troublemaker

Thx brother !
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K. Davis @1KDavis
I am DYING laughing at @DaneCook #troublemaker freaking HYSTERICAL! 😂😂🎉💐🍌🔫
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Belle Martorano @missleelabelle
Immediately bought tickets for @DaneCook at the @BeaconTheatre after watching #Troublemaker tonight. No regrets.
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Julia @JuJuBeeGrrl
@DaneCook That last joke...holy shit. lol!
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K. Davis @1KDavis
"Textplanation" what a great word! #troublemaker @DaneCook
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Paul Thomas Stephens @pspackers715
@DaneCook when can I get #Troublemaker on DVD?? I need to watch it so I can laugh hysterically for hours on end
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Shane Puhlman @SPuhlman
Just watched @DaneCook 's new special and the king is back...you are the man Dane
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Debbie Dillard @debbie_dillard
@DaneCook you are a very funny man & all kinds of wrong. Continue. Yes, please. ❤️#BatchOfBitches
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SweetLee @Lisak07
@DaneCook So after watching #Troublemaker with my mom she now is on to Vicious Circle and MSG. She just pulled her rib from laughing
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Melissa McCarty @MelissaMcCarty1
@DaneCook #Troublemaker was hysterical! Well done. You've still got it. 😂 & people don't realize all the charitable work u and Jamie do! 👍💩
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Chance Nichols @ChanceTheActor
@DaneCook great special dude, #Troublemaker solidifies your place in comedy history. Also, if I need fatherly advice, can I come to you?
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JJxx101 @JJxx101
Fuck you @DaneCook now my wife wants to see my phone.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Hey east coast why dontcha hashtag #DaneCook & let the west coast know some of your fav lines in the special starting at 7:30 on Showtime 2.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@RjMitte @MatthewZiff you too man
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A V @AV_1998
New favourite word: Shit Bum @DaneCook
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
.@McKaylaMaroney it actually airs tonight at 7:30 on Showtime 2! This link has all the dates/times for reairing: sho.com/sho/comedy/tit…
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McKayla Maroney @McKaylaMaroney
OH YAH GUYS don't miss the hilarious #Troublemaker w/ my friend @DaneCook tonight at 10 on showtime!! #DaneCook youtube.com/watch?v=9_FTdK…
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
Last message. instagram.com/p/uSKTiogArP/
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Sara Scheppmann @SaraScheppmann
Lessons learned from @DaneCook don't let yourself get racist hungry #Troublemaker
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Bryce Fresquez @Bfresquez30
@DaneCook you are the only reason why I have been on Twitter in months just to tweet how funny #Troublemaker is everyone must watch this
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Joseph Reyes @goomysone
@DaneCook You had the greatest closer ever....your a true Trouble Maker
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shae baby @mrsxrager
fucking @DaneCook is my king
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Jessica Gray @GraphicJGray
I was having a spectacularly horrible week and needed to laugh, so thank you to @DaneCook #Troublemaker had me rolling!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@Handsofjoymsge: @DaneCook and saw you live in Vegas- 2008. Congrats and thanks for the hilarity!!”

-- More to come!!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@stevenontour: @DaneCook will troublemaker air in Europe or do I need to download it *ahem* "legitimately"?”

-- soon
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@TerikaaaBabyy: @DaneCook Ugh I haven't laughed that hard in months!! Thank you so much for that #Troublemaker

-- you're welcome!!
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James Hallinan @JamesHallinan
Only 23 minutes in and @DaneCook's new special is awesome
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@petedavidson: @DaneCook great special man!!! So glad to see you back in action”

-- thx Pete and you are doing it now! Onward.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@mpratl17: Find myself quoting @DaneCook very often these days”

-- me too
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
I love this part where I talk about my ex. All this computer stuff was so crazy when it was happening I was upset but knowing it was funny.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@rahymundoe: You are one funny motherfucker, motherfucker. @DaneCook

-- I try
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@Courtneyylynn97: Just a small town girl in a snow globe world. Let's shake things up 💁 -@DaneCook

- Real shit I found
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@_leilaniii: Seriously.. If you don't like @DaneCook we can't be friends. He is a comedic genius! 😂😭 #Troublemaker

- We can be friends!
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@courtney_j24: Let's be real @DaneCook is the funniest mother fucker alive!!!!”

-- awww Thx girl
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dougbrowning @freshmaker43
@DaneCook I've watched all your specials over the years and this was the best by far dude,Bravo Dane Bravo #Living Legend
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@G4ND4RA218: @DaneCook trouble maker was amazing. So much good info. I must watch it again lol.😂😂”

-- 2nd viewing you see whatcha missed.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@NoelElaineOTH: .@DaneCook's description of #GirlDepression is so on point. He's been reading my diary. #Troublemaker

-- YES!!!
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Can Kulahcioglu @CanKulahcioglu
@DaneCook you are the prince of stand up, the is the king of stand up kingdom >>> @CMYLMZ
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Rene Laurin @LaurinRene
@DaneCook is a fucking comedic genius #troublemaker knows my life problems #lol
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@punkscience3: #Troublemaker Admit it, you all have those big old sad sweatpants......@DaneCook

-- stained with tears and treats
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Tori Saylor @tori_saylor
SCREAMING with laughter! How's it feel to be back on your rightful comedy throne, @DaneCook? #DaneCook #Troublemaker
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@Datbitchjen: @DaneCook has the greatest female impersonations #Troublemaker

- thxsssssss
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@huffman_morgan: @DaneCook never disappoints #FridayNight #Troublemaker 😆”

-- i aim to please
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D.J. Crosby @DarianCrosby23
@DaneCook troublemaker is hilarious. You still got it boss!! pic.twitter.com/ollBXcF2G0
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@carlyaquilino: Laughing hysterical at #Troublemaker on showtime!!! @DaneCook A dolphins smile (🐬🐬)!!! 😂I'm fucking done.”

-- spot on?
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Stephanie Innello @Stepha_nello
Can we just take a moment to realize how funny @DaneCook is?! #Troublemaker =hilarious! And it made me come to terms on being a racist.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@ShondaCedeno: @DaneCook Talking about HATER PAGES is so funny. Soul Crusher 11. #LOL #Troublemaker

-- I had to delete SoulCrusher11.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@OhhhLahhh: Why is @DaneCook talking about my life right now?! #Troublemaker

-- ha
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
That's one of my fav moments of the show.
"Relax, I got this. This isn't open mic."
I realized at that point in #Troublemaker I was on.
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Dane Cook @DaneCook
@TheJulieRoberts: I'm watching @DaneCook on tv. He is so good (& hot) & bc he's talking about emojis, I'll have to use this 😂😂!”

- 😉
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Fernanda Romero @FernandaRomeroo
Time to watch guys @DaneCook #Troublemaker on @SHO_Network time to laugh! Venga y felicidades!! pic.twitter.com/Xpv1Tx80Dr
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Savie @Calcio52
@DaneCook really proud of how far you have come. Found you in 1998 and have been a fan ever since. Great Special Man!
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Brandon C D'Ambrosio @DAMbrosio757
@DaneCook is one of the good dudes in the celeb world. He made it through hard work and doing what he loved. Made respect man #Troublemaker
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kimmijax @kimmijax
Everyone should be watching @DaneCook #Troublemaker on @SHO_Network! It is F'ing hilarious!I❤️#DaneCook! #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
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Ricardo Cervantes @Tr0ubLeSomE
Didn't know @DaneCook 's troublemaker was today till I heard his #unmasked show with Ron #Bennington and loved it! @RonandFezSXM
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Event Diva @EventDivaSC
"Dane Cook Troublemaker" = awesomely politically incorrect and HYSTERICAL! @DaneCook #Troublemaker
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Dakota Allen @kodallen
@DaneCook stoked I get to relive this awesome performance. Btw me and that girl broke up. You the man! #Troublemaker pic.twitter.com/LoZTryq1Up
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Ryan Kelly @kelman26
@DaneCook was hysterical in his new special "Troublemaker". Most definitely a comeback! Watch his showtime special! #DaneCook #Troublemaker
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