be careful. They carry weapons.
"Hating clouds the mind. It gets in the way of strategy. Leaders cannot afford to hate." — Nelson Mandela
you look like you're in an outtake from a Batman movie.
I just bought three bottles of Coyote pee. Hope this works!
. Glad you like it Glenn. You should try the book "Hatching Twitter" by next. I hear it's really good!
Ummmm Brad, I think this one was intended for you:
No. Keep talking about it! Don't stop. put your Air down and go read my book: , pls. Kthxbye!
Lovely piece by "Dear Internet, Thank You for Introducing Us."
This video collection of robots Google has acquired is both amazing and petrifying.
Listen during lunch: Me and last night being interviewed by Sir Michael Moritz about our books: VIDEO
Do you have an Xmas tree yet?
"The Value of Time" by on placing a premium on what we all have: time.
Wait, has a conscience? Oh that's right, corporations are people too.
You had me at "The bot swarm I've been tracking."
+ he was on a USAir flight, sitting in 1st class (hence the glass) at least 5 rows away from 7A. No way he could hear her breathing.
What do you mean re: photo? I looked at flight logs which didn't add up with the times of his tweets. The whole thing screamed hoax.
I was looking into 's "Diane" story today & the flight details etc. don't add up. Looks like the whole thing was made up.
The is live-tweeting details around the NY train crash yesterday. "Train was traveling 82mph in a 30mph curve."
Brutal videos appear on YouTube showing police brutality in Kiev towards unarmed protestors:
by made the Best Books Of 2013 - nice work!
Just Google it. It's a very simple thing to find:
I didn’t want to start reading print books again, but I honestly had no choice. My dog, Pixel, forced me to.
A) My column said airlines can just allow data. B) Wifi? You mean the $20-per-flight-and-is-slower-than-dial-up wifi. No thanks.
Next year NY Mag will be printed every other week, reports: (The website will still be "printed" every day.)
"Where'd you get that stolen TV from son?"
"I swear officer, it just fell off the back of a drone!"
Maybe Bezos really bought the Washington Post so he could deliver your newspaper via a drone. VIDEO
funnily enough, I actually wrote part of the book on the beaches of Tulum. Glad you enjoyed it!
Disruptions: Before you shout no to phone calls on planes, there's a caveat you might actually like:
Obama photographer 's privileged access, coupled with social media, is vexing other news photographers:
I couldn't agree with you more. telling a woman to "eat a d**k" and then bragging about it is deplorable.
"The Earth is beautiful." — 's view from 240 miles above us.
A police helicopter has crashed into a busy pub in Scotland. Blades sticking out of the roof.
So good: "All this technology is making us antisocial. Before everyone used to talk to each other." Via
Amusing to watch pick 's pocket (+ others) and disrespect what he finds.
My Thanksgiving column on the evaporation of empathy in America:
who do you think "pitched" me on the idea. cc:
I was once pitched on a new product called a "pornputer" — a computer just for looking at porn. Post-NSA news, it could actually sell.
awwwwwwwww. Thanks! We are pretty lovely, aren't we . (Happy Thanksgiving ladies.)
the only thing worse than a selfie is two selfies.
My first flight where it's legal to use electronics during takeoff. So, naturally, I'm using 3 at the same time!
Did Snooki start editing Business Insider and I missed the press release?
A legendary Silicon Valley bumper sticker says, “Please God, just one more bubble.” on the boom:
"I achieved the near-impossible Monday... I got fired from BuzzFeed." (The "no haters" policy seems bizarre.)
Silicon Valley Isn’t a Meritocracy — And It’s Dangerous to Hero-Worship Entrepreneurs by -
I'm impressed... you all look the same to me.
A must read. Sickening story about a woman's death labeled a suicide, yet her boyfriend, a cop, may have killed her:
Mark your sked 12/3: uber-VC Mike Moritz grilling and I about our books on Amzn and Twtr. Tickets here:
Disruptions: If It Looks Like a Bubble and Floats Like a Bubble, is it, a...
Do something that will make you feel good: donate to 's campaign and give a chemo patient a head scarf
It looks like the Aurora curtain over Canada is extending up to about a few hundred kilometers above Earth surface.
This is America, everyone has guns!
According to News a loud traffic accident at LAX was presumed to be gun shots and TSA swarmed the airport.
“You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget.” ― Cormac McCarthy
And (almost) last but not least allows electronics during takeoff. (Next task, stop calls on flights!)
The road to hell can be paved with wanting to read an ebook on your Kindle during takeoff and landing.
Wait!! It's not my fault. They are proposing calls ABOVE 10,000 feet. I was arguing for gadgets BELOW 10,000.
Oh. No! What hast thou wrought. "U.S. To Consider Cellphone Use On Planes."
If you haven't read "Hatching Twitter" yet, the audiobook is amazing & narrated by from The Walking Dead:
Hubble Telescope captures a stunning pic of "Messier 15," one of the most densely packed star clusters in our galaxy.
What do you guys think of this bad boy:
a 7.6? Isn't that like a C, maaaaaybe a C+?
ha. Yeah, it's actually a pretty fun video, though, that being said, I fly a lot and can see it getting old quick.
Today Southwest joined American, United, US Airways, Delta & JetBlue, allowing gadgets during takeoff. (Still waiting for Virgin America.)
"Make it look like a selfie." Via Link:
Re-reading "Let The Great World Spin". One of these days...
No. He was living in a tiny lopsided Mission apartment until mid-2008, then moved into a 400sq ft place in Mint Plaza.
"Why do you want to climb Mount Everest?" a reporter asked George Mallory, who then responded, "Because it's there."
I swear, playing a first-person shooter with a bunch off teens online is the surest way to feel like an old man.
I was trying to Skype in but it wouldn't work. Next time let me know in advance. Thanks!
velkomin! to the neighborhood. Make sure you check out , a "contemporary patisserie" across the street.
Ha... where's your hot rod? I don't see any other Vespas on this block.
Disruptions: A Digital Underworld Cloaked in Anonymity:
This Prada-sponsored short directed by Wes Anderson is so good.
“An invaluable first draft of the history” of Twitter: reviews ’s “Hatching Twitter”:
thanks. Yeah. We already fixed if for subsequent editions. Appreciate you pointing it out. Enjoyed the book!
The moment you're on national radio & you mean to say, "I was starting..." but instead say, "I was farting..." That just happened to me.
Brilliant: Can't tell if I want to be a kid again, or a parent, to be able to do this. "Welcome to Dinovember."
Just heard "Hatching Twitter" is a New York Times Best Seller! Debuting at 14 on the ebook list & 23 on print/ebook list the week of Nov 24.
If you don't understand the enormity of the SnapChat offer, play this video three times over: VIDEO
Check your email, Amy. :-)
Can't wait for the "Turning Down Zuck" chapter in Nick Bilton's "From Snapchat to Skid Row," a heartbreaking tale of loss (Penguin, 2018)
Facebook makes $230 in revenue per second.
thanks! Really appreciate that. So glad you enjoyed it. (Feel free to leave an Amazon review saying that.)
Where are you? I want to be on a beach reading a book and then burying it in the sand. (And thank you!)
Here's how to help victims of Typhoon Haiyan:
hatching, not hacking! (Though both seem relevant.)
congrats Brian! Look forward to seeing your face on my Telly.
Some old Twitter logo designs. "Old is boring… and nothing is worse than boring.”
Who read Hatching Twitter?? Heard they got a chapter bout me smokin out tha building??
Really? Call me and I'll read it to you aloud though an autotune app.
is currently live-tweeting his reading of Hatching Twitter, and he is doing a pretty epic job
In the effort to reach the largest audience possible Logan & CBS can simplify a story so much that it's often wrong.
Yup! Buy a few and send them to me and I'll sign them and send them back. Makes a great Xmas present :-)
I don't know, I think there are a couple of heroes. But more importantly, the truth wins in the end.
nice! You should sign their copies for me. :-)