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bob sagetlos angeles2009-05-07
@bobsaget1,993 days
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
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Q104.3 @Q1043
Jim Kerr spoke to @bobsaget about his book going to paperback & his show on Staten Island this weekend: q1043.com/onair/jim-kerr…
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bob saget @bobsaget
We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
~ Stephen Stills
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bob saget @bobsaget
A'ight, excited my paperback for #DirtyDaddy comes out October 28th!!! Pre-order here: harpercollins.com/9780062274793/…
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bob saget @bobsaget
Honored. “@ecastil4: I read dirty daddy & enjoyed it, found it inspirational & funny as I've been dealing with my own tough times. Thanks.”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.
~ Joseph Campbell
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bob saget @bobsaget
Still pondering why my plane smelled like balls. And further questioning why do I know what they smell like.
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I think I may have just ordered my next girlfriend on Amazon. She ships in two days.
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Staten Island NYC @SINYCliving
Us too! RT @bobsaget: STATEN ISLAND!! I'm looking forward to be on you. @StGeorgeTheatre Sunday 10/26 !! TIX: buff.ly/1ssD2iZ
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bob saget @bobsaget
I feel you man. “@DomTorch: @bobsaget @StGeorgeTheatre yo I'm so hype bob saget is gonna be on Staten Island”
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bob saget @bobsaget
STATEN ISLAND!! I'm looking forward to be on you. @StGeorgeTheatre Sunday, October 26, 7 PM!! Yup, Sunday, 7pm!! TIX: bit.ly/1uKgOd0
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BORGATA @BorgataAC
Get your tickets to see @bobsaget at The Music Box next Saturday! #doac #comedy bit.ly/ZEXanT pic.twitter.com/gDzTSQnjEK
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Riverside Casino @RiversideCasino
@bobsaget is coming on October 24th! If you want tickets, you better get them now. goo.gl/ue00yA pic.twitter.com/1YX2f2TZMI
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bob saget @bobsaget
Be thoughtful on this Wednesday. Do not say "Happy hump day!" to a person with an actual hump. #PSA
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bob saget @bobsaget
Earlier this morning it sounded like all the crickets in my neighborhood stopped suddenly when they heard me fart.
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bob saget @bobsaget
#WNYPassthePeace ~ Honored 2b nominated by @mrdougellin & I nominate @DaveCoulier & #JonnySilverman ~ Pass the Peace! instagram.com/p/uJc3UoTPz_/
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bob saget @bobsaget
SO ready @StGeorgeTheatre! What are you wearing? @StGeorgeTheatre: Hey Bob are you ready to play this beautiful historic theatre on 10/26?
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St. George Theatre @StGeorgeTheatre
Hey @bobsaget are you ready to play this beautiful, historic theatre on 10/26? We can't wait!! pic.twitter.com/PoyvTJH30I
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KQED @KQED
"I know, I screwed it up”: @bobsaget on Full House tourism for our poor Painted Ladies ow.ly/CHCzP pic.twitter.com/Rhy9GMse5W
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bob saget @bobsaget
My pal @DaveCoulier is still obsessed with that woodchuck thing ~ #cutitout youtube.com/watch?v=wqFoqi…
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John Stamos @JohnStamos
2 people that can make me smile at this time- my brother @bobsaget and the legendary sweet family member @DonRickles pic.twitter.com/IvHdGA1xpC
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I gotta feeling (oooooo hoooo) that tonight's gonna be a good night.
~ Black Eyed Peas
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SclerodermaRsrchFdn @srfcure
We're back in NYC! Join @bobsaget @SusanFeniger & everyone helping to cure #scleroderma Dec. 2 @CarolinesonBway! TIX: bit.ly/ZSdylQ
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bob saget @bobsaget
It's mutual. I've never had a viral relationship with a theatre before. “@StGeorgeTheatre: @bobsaget we are looking forward to your show!!”
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St. George Theatre @StGeorgeTheatre
@bobsaget we are looking forward to your show!!
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Opie & Jim Norton @OpieandJimmy
Get our pal @bobsaget book 'Dirty Daddy' amazon.com/dp/0062274783/… pic.twitter.com/BFH4J5Ubmy
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bob saget @bobsaget
Just saved a dog near my hood. People if you have a dog and you love them make sure they're safe and don't get locked out. #dog
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Sometimes it's good to be thoughtless.
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St. George Theatre @StGeorgeTheatre
10/26 - @bobsaget live at the #SGT. Will you be here? Tix onsale 718-442-2900 or Ticketmaster: tinyurl.com/sgtsaget pic.twitter.com/HIrHWPo9sL
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bob saget @bobsaget
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Tell 'em to shake it! Shake it! Shake it!
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
~ Sir Mix-A-Lot
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My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
~ Nicki Minaj
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On a lighter note, I could be your dad~ because I know your momma.
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My humor- was always dark and twisted. Like your penis if you accidentally slammed it in the door of a car.
~ #DirtyDaddy
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I didn't know my pants could come off this fast.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Back atcha. “@JohnLeguizamo: @bobsaget @BKBF @SaraJBenincasa @HarperCollins @deystreet BOB U IS A FUNNY DUDE HOMES!” pic.twitter.com/SHHtLX914X
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bob saget @bobsaget
Thank you #BrooklynBookFestival @BKBF Loved talking w/the brilliant @JohnLeguizamo & @SaraJBenincasa @HarperCollins @deystreet #DirtyDaddy
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Enlightenment not entitlement.
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Keep your friends close and your enemas disposable.
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Degrassi @Degrassi
That time Degrassi ran into @bobsaget in Vegas :) @Lauren_Collins @shaneykipps @Drake @AdamoRuggiero @staceyfarber18 pic.twitter.com/i6H0RQRetv
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benjamin folds @BenFolds
These guys are the best @bobsaget @jeffgarlin (Jeff produced @VivianMaierFilm - inspired me to dig out old Rollei) pic.twitter.com/hZzmL63W1c
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bob saget @bobsaget
It's a nice night to chillax.
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Just heard my book #DirtyDaddy made the @nytimes Humor Best Seller List. Thanks to you who got it and put up with my shameless promotion.
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The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
~ Mahatma Gandhi
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No one wants to waste their time. And time is the most precious thing we have. That and a solid stool. I’m a true romantic.
~ #DirtyDaddy
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SB Independent @SBInews
Bob Saget kills, thrills & leaves #StonyBrook with its jaw dropped, shaking with laughter: bit.ly/1xqy8s4 pic.twitter.com/SPw1rsbgEl
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bob saget @bobsaget
Thanks a lot. Appreciated. “@itslexipoo: Just Finished Reading Dirty Daddy By @bobsaget, Great Book. Totally Worth Reading.”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Loved @stonybrooku tonight. pic.twitter.com/nwSVLaucO2
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So funny and irrepressible. Rest in peace, Joan Rivers.
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Made Man @MadeMan
New #Speakeasy! @bobsaget talks to @PFTompkins about his filthy new book Dirty Daddy: made.mn/Z5IWN3 pic.twitter.com/0IG0EBzmSC
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bob saget @bobsaget
Sigmund Freud said, “We are never so helplessly unhappy as when we lose love.” But he also said, “Time spent with cats is never wasted,”
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Maybe there would be peace on earth if human beings only used emoticons to communicate. ✌️🌎 👯 🐥
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We all go through pain and heartache. It’s part of the journey.
~ from #DirtyDaddy
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I wish my last name was Syphilis. Catchy right?
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Worry is a waste of time.
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May your day be full of human kindness. And don't take it as a negative if a couple o squirrels try to dry hump your leg.
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Yup. Right here: bit.ly/1piTuDp
@bertab88: @bobsaget your book is available to download to my iPad right?”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Much appreciated sir. “@jrunner80: @bobsaget JUST finished it this afternoon...fantastic book Mr. Saget.”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Again, don't believe everything you read, unless you read it in #DirtyDaddy
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Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
~ Aeschylus; 472 BC
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bob saget @bobsaget
Never believe anything you read in less than 140 characters. I once knew a girl who had 140 characters. Two of them were nice.
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Does a cannibal ever say to a girl I want your digits?
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Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert
A nice memory with Robin Williams and @bobsaget at a benefit for Scleroderma Research Foundation. pic.twitter.com/zxJM5K4jUS
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bob saget @bobsaget
I want to start a challenge of people eating too many raisins.
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bob saget @bobsaget
My pleasure. I'm sleeping on my Pilates machine tonight. “@marcmaron: Thanks for lunch, @bobsaget! My cheesecake shame is minimal.”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Thank you @CraigyFerg but I accepted the #icebucketchallenge earlier. Here it is: on.fb.me/1AzqfhW ~It's just nice to be nominated.
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bob saget @bobsaget
For me, every day is John Stamos' birthday. pic.twitter.com/BrHcSnVcO8
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Life memorable show & dinner with the brilliant @DonRickles last night @orleanscasino w/ @BenFolds @Jennigan ~ #Icon pic.twitter.com/eIcCeEG3Oh
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bob saget @bobsaget
I was up at the crack of dawn this morning. Least I think that was her name.
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When you're lost out there,
and you're all alone,
a light is waiting to carry you home,
Every where you look.
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SclerodermaRsrchFdn @srfcure
Laughter is a powerful medicine. Thank you, @robinwilliams, for sharing your amazing talents to help cure scleroderma pic.twitter.com/BZbIzEPqNr
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bob saget @bobsaget
His heart was as big as his genius. So sad. Rest in Peace Robin Williams.
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It so nice to spend a Sunday with your family. What time should I be over next Sunday?
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I am thankful every morning I wake up that I do not have a choad.
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Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
~ Buddha
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bob saget @bobsaget
What if you call someone a bad ass but coincidentally their butt has a stank?
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Dey Street Books @deystreet
The eBook version of #DirtyDaddy by @bobsaget is $1.99 for a limited time! harpercollins.com/9780062274809/…
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My Man Is a Loser @MyManIsALoser
It's not too late to watch #MyManIsALoser: bit.ly/1pgBrLz @JohnStamos @MichaelRapaport @bryancallen pic.twitter.com/vuYXVTFpH2
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bob saget @bobsaget
Keep your friends close~ and their friends underneath you.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Having a nice dinner out with Pitbull. @realjeffreyross pic.twitter.com/RzKvJmtNXx
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I'll have the meatloaf medium rare please.
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Take the high road.
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bob saget @bobsaget
My name is... (what?)
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Q @CBCRadioQ
'Dirty Daddy' @bobsaget, on going from G-rated to Gallows Humour: goo.gl/rcy81G #BestofQ pic.twitter.com/td68WYX4yd
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bob saget @bobsaget
I have no one to spank but myself.
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My special, "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" just became available today on HULU at hulu.com/watch/658194 or still at bobsaget.vhx.tv
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I try not to judge people by the strength of their wifi signal.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Knowing when to leave may be the smartest thing anyone can learn.
~Burt Bacharach
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Dey Street Books @deystreet
.@bobsaget, our own #DirtyDaddy, watches over the HarperCollins #SDCC booth, 1029. Stop by and pick up… instagram.com/p/q2JL8hjmHK/
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I'm not tweeting today.
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It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time. It's tricky... It's tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky.
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Original thought is refreshing.
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Loved introducing @SnoopDogg tonight as well as my show @Pemberton_Fest #foshizzle pic.twitter.com/zQOYjHuJU8
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Thinking about my parents a lot today. Be nice to your parents. Unless they're really annoying.
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You've gotta spend money to spend money.
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I just remembered eating corn.
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bob saget @bobsaget
A'right 1st #throwbackthursday pic ~ Toasting @JohnStamos bday party with @RealSirTomJones & photobomber @NiaVardalos pic.twitter.com/hWYIheXkzR
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It's very hard to walk with your pants down. #PSA
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I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
~Jonathan Winters
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If my penis could talk, I believe it would only be in French.
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All that matters is the truth.
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I've been work, work, work, work, working on my shit.
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