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bob sagetlos angeles2009-05-07
@bobsaget1,959 days
I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Finally beat this flu. Today I start going by my new rap name Z-pak.
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benjamin folds @BenFolds
These guys are the best @bobsaget @jeffgarlin (Jeff produced @VivianMaierFilm - inspired me to dig out old Rollei) pic.twitter.com/hZzmL63W1c
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bob saget @bobsaget
It's a nice night to chillax.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Just heard my book #DirtyDaddy made the @nytimes Humor Best Seller List. Thanks to you who got it and put up with my shameless promotion.
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bob saget @bobsaget
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
~ Mahatma Gandhi
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bob saget @bobsaget
No one wants to waste their time. And time is the most precious thing we have. That and a solid stool. I’m a true romantic.
~ #DirtyDaddy
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SB Independent @SBInews
Bob Saget kills, thrills & leaves #StonyBrook with its jaw dropped, shaking with laughter: bit.ly/1xqy8s4 pic.twitter.com/SPw1rsbgEl
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bob saget @bobsaget
Thanks a lot. Appreciated. “@itslexipoo: Just Finished Reading Dirty Daddy By @bobsaget, Great Book. Totally Worth Reading.”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Loved @stonybrooku tonight. pic.twitter.com/nwSVLaucO2
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bob saget @bobsaget
So funny and irrepressible. Rest in peace, Joan Rivers.
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Made Man @MadeMan
New #Speakeasy! @bobsaget talks to @PFTompkins about his filthy new book Dirty Daddy: made.mn/Z5IWN3 pic.twitter.com/0IG0EBzmSC
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bob saget @bobsaget
Sigmund Freud said, “We are never so helplessly unhappy as when we lose love.” But he also said, “Time spent with cats is never wasted,”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Maybe there would be peace on earth if human beings only used emoticons to communicate. ✌️🌎 👯 🐥
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bob saget @bobsaget
We all go through pain and heartache. It’s part of the journey.
~ from #DirtyDaddy
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bob saget @bobsaget
I wish my last name was Syphilis. Catchy right?
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Worry is a waste of time.
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bob saget @bobsaget
May your day be full of human kindness. And don't take it as a negative if a couple o squirrels try to dry hump your leg.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Yup. Right here: bit.ly/1piTuDp
@bertab88: @bobsaget your book is available to download to my iPad right?”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Much appreciated sir. “@jrunner80: @bobsaget JUST finished it this afternoon...fantastic book Mr. Saget.”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Again, don't believe everything you read, unless you read it in #DirtyDaddy
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bob saget @bobsaget
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
~ Aeschylus; 472 BC
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bob saget @bobsaget
Never believe anything you read in less than 140 characters. I once knew a girl who had 140 characters. Two of them were nice.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Does a cannibal ever say to a girl I want your digits?
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Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert
A nice memory with Robin Williams and @bobsaget at a benefit for Scleroderma Research Foundation. pic.twitter.com/zxJM5K4jUS
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bob saget @bobsaget
I want to start a challenge of people eating too many raisins.
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bob saget @bobsaget
My pleasure. I'm sleeping on my Pilates machine tonight. “@marcmaron: Thanks for lunch, @bobsaget! My cheesecake shame is minimal.”
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bob saget @bobsaget
Thank you @CraigyFerg but I accepted the #icebucketchallenge earlier. Here it is: on.fb.me/1AzqfhW ~It's just nice to be nominated.
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bob saget @bobsaget
For me, every day is John Stamos' birthday. pic.twitter.com/BrHcSnVcO8
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bob saget @bobsaget
Life memorable show & dinner with the brilliant @DonRickles last night @orleanscasino w/ @BenFolds @Jennigan ~ #Icon pic.twitter.com/eIcCeEG3Oh
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bob saget @bobsaget
I was up at the crack of dawn this morning. Least I think that was her name.
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bob saget @bobsaget
When you're lost out there,
and you're all alone,
a light is waiting to carry you home,
Every where you look.
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SclerodermaRsrchFdn @srfcure
Laughter is a powerful medicine. Thank you, @robinwilliams, for sharing your amazing talents to help cure scleroderma pic.twitter.com/BZbIzEPqNr
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bob saget @bobsaget
His heart was as big as his genius. So sad. Rest in Peace Robin Williams.
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bob saget @bobsaget
It so nice to spend a Sunday with your family. What time should I be over next Sunday?
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bob saget @bobsaget
I am thankful every morning I wake up that I do not have a choad.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
~ Buddha
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bob saget @bobsaget
What if you call someone a bad ass but coincidentally their butt has a stank?
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Dey Street Books @deystreet
The eBook version of #DirtyDaddy by @bobsaget is $1.99 for a limited time! harpercollins.com/9780062274809/…
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bob saget @bobsaget
Check BobSaget.com for new tour dates~ like @HOBLasVegas Sat., Sept. 13th, 8:30p w/@realmikeyoung TICKETS: bit.ly/1qg6Lhd
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River Cree Resort @RiverCreeCasino
Bob Saget makes a triumphant return to the Venue for a evening of the best "Rated-R ish" you will ever see! pic.twitter.com/zzXXuIOG9m
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My Man Is a Loser @MyManIsALoser
It's not too late to watch #MyManIsALoser: bit.ly/1pgBrLz @JohnStamos @MichaelRapaport @bryancallen pic.twitter.com/vuYXVTFpH2
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bob saget @bobsaget
Keep your friends close~ and their friends underneath you.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Having a nice dinner out with Pitbull. @realjeffreyross pic.twitter.com/RzKvJmtNXx
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bob saget @bobsaget
I'll have the meatloaf medium rare please.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Take the high road.
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bob saget @bobsaget
My name is... (what?)
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Q @CBCRadioQ
'Dirty Daddy' @bobsaget, on going from G-rated to Gallows Humour: goo.gl/rcy81G #BestofQ pic.twitter.com/td68WYX4yd
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bob saget @bobsaget
I have no one to spank but myself.
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bob saget @bobsaget
My special, "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" just became available today on HULU at hulu.com/watch/658194 or still at bobsaget.vhx.tv
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bob saget @bobsaget
I try not to judge people by the strength of their wifi signal.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Knowing when to leave may be the smartest thing anyone can learn.
~Burt Bacharach
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Dey Street Books @deystreet
.@bobsaget, our own #DirtyDaddy, watches over the HarperCollins #SDCC booth, 1029. Stop by and pick up… instagram.com/p/q2JL8hjmHK/
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bob saget @bobsaget
I'm not tweeting today.
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bob saget @bobsaget
It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time. It's tricky... It's tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Original thought is refreshing.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Loved introducing @SnoopDogg tonight as well as my show @Pemberton_Fest #foshizzle pic.twitter.com/zQOYjHuJU8
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bob saget @bobsaget
Thinking about my parents a lot today. Be nice to your parents. Unless they're really annoying.
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bob saget @bobsaget
You've gotta spend money to spend money.
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bob saget @bobsaget
I just remembered eating corn.
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bob saget @bobsaget
A'right 1st #throwbackthursday pic ~ Toasting @JohnStamos bday party with @RealSirTomJones & photobomber @NiaVardalos pic.twitter.com/hWYIheXkzR
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bob saget @bobsaget
It's very hard to walk with your pants down. #PSA
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bob saget @bobsaget
I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.
~Jonathan Winters
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bob saget @bobsaget
If my penis could talk, I believe it would only be in French.
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bob saget @bobsaget
All that matters is the truth.
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bob saget @bobsaget
I've been work, work, work, work, working on my shit.
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bob saget @bobsaget
I'm so fancy, you already know
I'm in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo
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bob saget @bobsaget
Loved that show just now @ottawabluesfest - Thanks nice wonderful outdoor audience at 5pm on a Saturday in Ottawa!! #loveyoumore
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LadySquibbles16 @LadySquibbles16
@bobsaget was HILARIOUS #ottawabluesfest #BobSaget #FullHouse pic.twitter.com/3vrFzNandx
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bob saget @bobsaget
I get excited programming my GPS lady and my Siri lady to give me directions at the same time. So hot when they disagree over destinations.
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The Georgia Straight @georgiastraight
Bob Saget gets ready to party at Pemberton Music Festival j.mp/1tjXZjg
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bob saget @bobsaget
Orange is the new yellow mixed with red.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Everybody's got a hungry heart.
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Leonard Lopate @LeonardLopate
Now: @bobsaget on how he went from family man to filthy comedian bit.ly/1sYfZzF
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bob saget @bobsaget
Kids, have a safe 4th. Do not put a firecracker in your butt. You'd cauterize your butthole shut and the fart would have nowhere to go. #PSA
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bob saget @bobsaget
holla.
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Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald
The latest @NormMacLive episode up with Bob Saget - bit.ly/1mhBaJd
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bob saget @bobsaget
Stamos walking away with wood at Dave's wedding. instagram.com/p/p-BEBrzP5R/
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bob saget @bobsaget
Hey, must be the money.
~Nelly
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bob saget @bobsaget
Monday is a day to hit the reset button: Give no energy to those who spout negative- And inspire others dealt a rougher hand in life.
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bob saget @bobsaget
Where do I go for the hoe down?
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bob saget @bobsaget
Why did Restoration Hardware send me eight books made of the bottom of a tree?
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Has anybody ever met somebody on tinder?
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bob saget @bobsaget
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
~Aesop
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bob saget @bobsaget
I don't think I had a good trainer this morning. She only wanted to work two body parts. My testicles.
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bob saget @bobsaget
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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Flossing matters.
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Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here
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bob saget @bobsaget
All of my relationships were sole mates of mine though, because they loved their shoes so very much.
~Dirty Daddy
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
~ Buddha
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Dey Street Books @deystreet
"I wanted to write something for Father's Day. This is what came out." Read more from our own #DirtyDaddy @bobsaget: huffingtonpost.com/bob-saget/dick…
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bob saget @bobsaget
Orange you glad you used a tanning bed?
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bob saget @bobsaget
I have eyes in the back of my penis.
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I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
~ Eminem
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bob saget @bobsaget
Deep thanx @BenFolds @jayleno @BILLBELLAMY & Dick Bright Orchestra for helping us raise almost 300K for SclerodermaResearch.org @HOBLasVegas
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bob saget @bobsaget
You are a good friend, B.J. Will possibly sell you BobSaget.vhx.tv for a price. “@bjnovak: @bobsaget ugh I wanted that domain name”
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bob saget @bobsaget
My stand-up special "That's What I'm Talkin' About" is now avail at BobSaget.vhx.tv for video+audio download #thatswhatimtalkinabout
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bob saget @bobsaget
Dimming the lights in a bar is another way of saying #turnupthepussy
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It feels good to help people.
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I can’t just have random sex. Unless you call or text and tell me you want to. No, I’m not made that way. Okay, I’m in the car.
~Dirty Daddy
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@MyManIsALoser - Summer movie Directed by @realmikeyoung
Starring @JohnStamos @MichaelRapaport @bryancallen POSTER— bit.ly/1mAtTln
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