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burtlost in cyberspace2011-05-12
@burtsimsin1,258 days

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@budicebhoy it's a real gravestone btw! Seen it on a Ned's fb. In desperate to know what the lottery thing is all about! Rip btw
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Classy gravestone pic.twitter.com/MQWr05VhsM
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@MrXC90 @RogerMellie67 ghengis's grandson
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Creepy fucker stoating around the town pic.twitter.com/eVAmumcYpU
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Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins
That would be a no twitter.com/laura84877/sta…
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@Zeyn91 ever face time yer sister when she's having a jobby or bath ?
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Pope spots a guy in a rangers top pic.twitter.com/VX71OD0ajm
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@Itsatimthing they have a point there !
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@MattLindsayET and posting the name of the livvy journalist ! What a snake you are . Why don't you just post his address too?
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@MattLindsayET or start calling Celtic "European champions" if your goin to start bringing up past glory
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@MattLindsayET "54 times Scottish champions " you always like to squeeze that in. What about calling them division one champions?
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@GrahamSpiers A heavy duty carrier bag from his shop costs the same as the whole of rangers did to buy
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@Room8stv jacks last two! "Wind " and "wind" (Done two sets of last one there!)
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@Room8stv jacks other two , "which" and "witch"
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@Room8stv jacks answers "be" and "bee"
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Fast stuff in ma hoose pic.twitter.com/dsJgMX7jUG
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@Imaghirl67 fucking right ! It's only him I can beat
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@Neilk1888 will do. Ps4 demo was decent enough
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@Neilk1888 you won't be playin it the nite though !
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@Neilk1888 g force. 50 quid though 😡 it's cool though am fuckin minted 😁
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Can't wait till wee man finishes school today so I can whip his as! pic.twitter.com/u3u2fzKdSN
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Beware asking the glaiket Irish barman in oneills up sauchiehall st for a wee bit of lime In yer lager pic.twitter.com/orsCxUzOeL
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@OllieMcClellan @alextomo Alex doesn't care. He's happy with the abuse handed out . Well done cops keeping pesky Fenians in their place.
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This guy got caught wanking a dug Watch out glasgow pic.twitter.com/XlJIRvGCJI
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@alextomo why ? Is it acceptable to stand back and watch thugs sing religious hatred sings now ? Burning saltires ok? Selective journalism
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@alextomo effective of turning a blind eye to anti catholic bigotry ! Yeah they are good at that .
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J. R. Tomlin @JRTomlinAuthor
RT @portrigh: Gordon Brown just pocketed £325,000 for 2 days of speeches to persuade Scots to vote NO. #IndyRef pic.twitter.com/lcKIm39fOV
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@sportingharry @andy_murray you looking forward to losing your virginity in prison ?
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@sportingharry angry little virgin
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@sernbhoy I knew they would come out with the smear tactics today but I never expected them to stoop so low
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@sernbhoy it's awful news so it is. Awful .
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Oh no !! pic.twitter.com/dfsJY74Ep6
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@fitzybhoy67 fuck me I thought that was a joke there! Googled it ! No way!!
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@bbcjimspence it's good for not having to listen to the music and chat on yer station . Accordions and stories about Gaelic beachcombers
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@ScottishFA @stannnn @sfa_west @yfst heid looks like my profile pic
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The yes campaign unfortunately has some of the most boring people of all time on it.Can't wait till these folk get to pic.twitter.com/ablsw9uyq2
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@nejiboy doubt it ! I ain't no nerd
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Just seen a ninja in George square pic.twitter.com/lY6TBYatMi
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@yossarian67 @mainbartin tongs ya bas
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@mainbartin I will fuck you up !😡💩
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@mainbartin shut up
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@celticfc I thought JG was guidetti there for a minute
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@DesandJennie only when we swap and I end up with my sisters man
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@ConnorGillies @RadioClydeNews that's turned me gay
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@CelticNewsNow @celticfc why you advertising hun stuff for sale ? pic.twitter.com/J8pkn4JzIf
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The Football Jester @FootballJester
Liverpool will play Ludogorets in the Champions League

I had to look up who they are - Apparently they're a fairly big club from Merseyside
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@CelticTV @celticfc celtics very own chemical Ali
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@celticfcnews waste of time
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@STVGrant Gerry butler ?
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@CelticFCTickets a lot of sudokos getting done in yer office today. Enjoy
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Delia Collins and Lawell can all get to fuck. Season over
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I reckon that's the last Celtic game I will watch all season now. Had enough of the lot of them
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@MattLindsayET aye no bother Is your colleague chic or Derek ?
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@robswan67 it's ma pals. It's a beezer ain't it ! Gettin a new lawn next week btw !
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@budicebhoy not mine unfortunately. Ma buds. £7500 for the hut !
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@Neilk1888 she does that to me too
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@SexuaIGifs_ pure shite
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@KTHopkins more children are dying because Israel are evil bastards
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@WhatTheFFacts so what? I done that in my teenage yrs. half of them over your maw
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@HenrikVegetable @IanJamesPoulter @British_Airways band aid 3
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@IanJamesPoulter @British_Airways this is like the gaza conflict all over again. Awful
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@Itsatimthing @FraserForster can we come with you ?
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@mainbart what u mean is that we are goin to get shitter and everyone has a chance of Beating us now
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@frankieboyle it will be a car boot sale by Xmas
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#closingceremony this is worse than the handicapped judo FFS
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#closingceremony even a dancing caramel wafer couldn't save this shite
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#closingceremony well done On Making the worst tv programme of all time
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@Itsatimthing @nejiboy pipe down you two bastards
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halloweeen pun Horse @famoushorse
.@Israel u guys ok ? I heard about what happened I've been worried pic.twitter.com/POinGmkIwg
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Frank Drebin @Frankie_Drebin
Women are like parking spaces.Normally, all the good ones are taken.So sometimes,when nobody is looking,you have to put it in a disabled one
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Check this loony ! pic.twitter.com/Hx5QKJhP5L
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ALDI CUST CARE not @AldiCustCare
PRODUCT RECALL !
The 'Glory'(model)H013 shower curtain has developed signs of fatigue in warm humid conditions #awks pic.twitter.com/D8GPVYWPyp
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Lomalito Moala @lomalitomoala
Getting nervous lol 100 retweets you will never walk alone! Going in together! #Glasgow2014 #CelticTonga #celtic #CommonwealthGames
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This is the worst thing I have ever seen
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@2009BC @mgbol1 @MohamadAlarefe I will be nice once you post a pic of your kid with his head blown off. Karma
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@2009BC @mgbol1 @MohamadAlarefe what a prick you are
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The sun has a raging story today because some TV fella was pictures with a helium balloon! "Hippy crack" apparently pic.twitter.com/zaMGeCpjpF
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@BetfairSports bollocks
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@budicebhoy think veiled I have feet
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@DuWeitoamarillo take it personal x
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@DuWeitoamarillo @budicebhoy @RogerMellie67 fuck him/ and fuck you whooo too
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@TonyBegley1 glasgow version of the crusades!
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@TonyBegley1 German, Russian , Dutch and Arabs Seems everyone of them are at the jumping . Fudds
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@strangey316 here's another laurels Wimpey garden pic.twitter.com/5bs7LhesJV
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@mrdissent @TaylorWimpey I could spell it out in potatoes if u like !
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@GC61967 @EdgarBlamm @TaylorWimpey that's a bloody disgrace. Quick enough taking cash off you as well
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@moo_ted @TaylorWimpey in west of Scotland mate
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@celticfcnews @CelticJournal no he shouldn't
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@eddierebel77 didn't eat my neighbours or front lawn. Funny that!
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@eddierebel77 @TaylorWimpey no idea. There's 9 houses with problems but customer service refuse to answer calls. Been fobbed off since Nov
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@Ewenjc59 off on holiday next week. Leaving van and cars outside showhome and filling windows with pics
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