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burtlost in cyberspace2011-05-12
@burtsimsin1,079 days

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@HenrikVegetable @RadioClydeNews she shouldn't have out her hand up then
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@RadioClydeNews how can you murder Someone by shooting their hand ?
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@givebloodscot @budicebhoy don't accept his blood he has aids
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@budicebhoy I will fuck one of her belly buttons then
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@budicebhoy your maw
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@GrahamSpiers @scarletpimp2012 @JohnDCGow subspecies is a compliment for them
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@budicebhoy who wants your gay aids infected blood?
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@moo_ted @jquinn67 now yer talking !! God bless the Monaco thousandaire
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@moo_ted @jquinn67 interesting ! I actually think liquidation 2 will be 100 times funnier this time.
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@jquinn67 na but they are already champs. It would have to been before they wrapped it up. So it would be off next seasons tally now iirc
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@jquinn67 don't think they can do it after league is won
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Celtic Football Club @celticfc
You'll Never Walk Alone. #JFT96 @LFC (NM) pic.twitter.com/w16GTqDtpI
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@bbcjimspence and sevco won the ramsd...
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#bgt she is absolutely crap yes Lucy
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#bgt she is bad
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#bgt she is crap
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@WhatTheFFacts nonsense I have seen a monkey ask for a banana before
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@BBCchrismclaug in fairness dynamite is expensive these days
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A titty hat? pic.twitter.com/H9r84GyrD1
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@DesandJennie does he stink of shit ?
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Justice For The 96 @ShutDownTheSun
Hoping for 96,000 RT by 15th April #justiceforthe96 #25years pic.twitter.com/ugzw66B2wB
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@BabesAndBets @WankersFullKit subo
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@daraobriain wow!! The kinder egg monster ! Chokadoobie
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@CelticFCShop @celticfc aye I will buy her a Celtic top FFS
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@sharonm500 @DesandJennie @PatersonJacqui at least I'm not a muppet pic.twitter.com/Q8KkC9SRW9
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@sharonm500 @DesandJennie @PatersonJacqui aye yer make up classes look like they have worked
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@sharonm500 @DesandJennie @PatersonJacqui that's you actually looking your best
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@alextomo vowel please
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@bbcjimspence let us know if he turns up Jim. The suspense is killing me
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@gerrymcculloch1 sevco are losing 10k every 8 hrs. Shouldn't they have donated the money to them to last them till tea time?
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@stephen_ag86 wouldn't mind hunting a panda They do ma tits in
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@RedOnionGlasgow @DesandJennie is that sergeant bilko?
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@Mogwai67 cheers mate ! 7000 scratch cards coming up
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Kerching mother fuckers pic.twitter.com/KRPsllWPDJ
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@joslacey sometimes cunts just need telt
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@ClydeSSB poor john was about to start crying there
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@WhatTheFFacts my mate Neil kermack can beat that record by 20hrs
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unwittinglymine @unwittinglymine
Not one utterance of

We need a strong Celtic
Armageddon
Other clubs will go to the wall
TV deals

They wanted us gone, obliterated
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@KTHopkins I would love to take you for a walk in the countryside
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@robertflorence it sounds shit
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@m67mc @dodger372000 you can have my bannings history if you like ?
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@m67mc @dodger372000 I just bought their 89-92 titles for twenty quid
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@dodger372000 @m67mc 30p? Gadzooks their rich !!
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Mccoist just bought 1.5millipon bottles of irn bru so they can get 20p back on each bottle. True.
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@joslacey you will be getting Bebo next ya cunt
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@joslacey yaaas. Took yer time deefy
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@RadioClydeNews is the loan from from the credit union or wonga?
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@sharonm500 it's true. Told you it's a fact
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@KTHopkins bet you Kylie's minge doesn't look like the predators face though . Still intact
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See when ye see 2 lassies walkin down the street holdin hands,that means they are away up the road to poke each other Fact
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102.5 Clyde 1 well done on getting rid of that cretin Romeo ! As he would say Loving your work"Now get rid of Bowie and dalziel
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@CelticOverall @budicebhoy kublas a foodie
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What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts
There is a remote control shortcut to skip unavoidable trailers, title screens and warnings in DVDs, simply press STOP STOP PLAY.
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@EvilKinnevo so what is it then? Gingerists? Of course it's secterian
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@BBCRadioScot in all honestly who listens to yer fiddly diddly dee accordion shite? Get some good music on one time eh?
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@joe16led are you leaving or not ? I need to know if I have to unfollow you later
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@MurrayGroves Brazil bid for pukki?
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@1025Clyde1 that kitchen depot advert ye keep playing makes my ears bleed. Worst thing on airwaves. It's worse than Romeo
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@HAILdeeryHAIL no
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@wittertainment absolutey dire. Slow, boring, pointless and a Pathetic ending
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@Richy1888 done them whilst sittin at traffic lights. Piece of piss
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@Richy1888 pic.twitter.com/PNgG1Fr7wO
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@Richy1888 pic.twitter.com/FSJM7z5Eqf
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@Richy1888 Stephen hawkings could get 15 FFS
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@Richy1888 it's not impossible your just a fat fingered fuck nut
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@alextomo @davieb82 davie can't read it with his head buried in the sand. Again.
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@Richy1888 ma wee boy is 7 and even he can get to ten ya chump !!
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@GrahamSpiers I Gerard McCoist is outside ibrox sellin magic beanstalk beans for a million each
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@GrahamSpiers is bangura worth 500 million then? And should Celtic knock back any offers for less than that?
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@JohnCleese whoever retweeted this is worth the watching
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@snidey_bhoy @Jenky67 @davebhoy83 none of our current strikers are celtic class. Not one
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@Jenky67 @snidey_bhoy @davebhoy83 our strikers aren't good enough. But watt isn't even good enough to oust them.Complete overhaul required
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@snidey_bhoy @Jenky67 @davebhoy83 he's not doing to good on Belgium. 3/11 Two of them in one game
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@Jenky67 @davebhoy83 @snidey_bhoy he's not good enough for the first xi. Bit of a tadger apparently too
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@NevilleSouthall shoosh moustachey
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@Jenky67 @davebhoy83 @snidey_bhoy when was watt scoring for fun ?
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@L7IG haha. What is their bonus this weather? Four gingey bottles ?
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Imagine being that happy to score against Forfar! Riddy pic.twitter.com/ScyyHveZRM
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@BuddysGlasgow yer foods rotten
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CuntsWatching @CuntsWatching
Girls are like " Wanna come over and watch a film" pic.twitter.com/t9lMJmPBvU
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Why is this wee wheelchair fella always out cleaning the streets of shawlands with a pointy stick ? pic.twitter.com/YU6IBcJaXc
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@RadioClydeNews that's a wee Shame
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jake the snake @celticservant
Rangers died chasing the dream of the European Cup. Sevco died chasing the dream of the Ramsdens Cup.
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Best of Youtube @BestOfYT
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@wittertainment all shite Fast and furious 6 should win it
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@CelticFCSLO how about sellin lg edible food for a change? And not employing spotty folk and Ned's to sell it
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@GlasgowComedy women aren't remotely funny. Especially the Impostors you have rolled out this year. I'm moving to Edinburgh
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@bunglesfinger1 only fools ?
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@Ewenjc59 it's a true story as well....😁
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@Ewenjc59 @GushtuSays no your wrong! Every quote on the internet is real ! Abraham Lincoln says so
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@seand79 aye it's tipsterwullie
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2 fucking teams let me down for 18grand . Bastards pic.twitter.com/jlkloTU43B
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@RadioClydeNews wowee
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@RadioClydeNews wow
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@Itsatimthing twice ? 5 times !
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@kevinbridges86 knock knock
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