Twopcharts
Last 100 tweetsCheck out the last 100 tweets of the user, with videos and, thumbnails of the pictures, and expanded url's embedded in the tweet.
@
ImageNameLocationTwitter sinceLinks
Auto Correct FailsOn an iPhone somewhere :)2010-12-14
@AutoCorrectDAMN1,221 days
Tweeting the most epic auto correct fails. Not linked to DYAC. Follow and RT ♥
FollowersFollowingTweetsListsFavorites
3,4481140119
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"So I have blown my boss twice tonight and its not as bad as I thought!" - "WTF?" - "What?" - "Look at your last text" - Lmfao!! Nose"
273d               
3
4
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Chicken vaginas sound good for dinner?" - "No, not really. And ROFL btw" - "Omg hahaha! Chicken fajitas, wtf phone!"
273d               
5
3
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Is someone giving me a ride home? I won't be able to badonkadonk myself." - *FUCKING AUTOCORRECT. How is badonkadonk close to 'drive'?
517d               
8
13
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Oh by the way, I laid the babysitter." - "uh, excuse me, you fucking what????" - "HAHA I paid her, sorry to give you a heart attack babe"
517d               
4
10
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Sup I'm at my place getting anal" - "dude naw" - "shit it autocorrectes to anal inmeant snack. That was the worst autocorrect mistake ever"
517d               
1
3
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Please pick me up 2 packs of cogs. Thnx" - "Cigs not cogs" - "Yes cogs. It won't spell right" - "You need to turn off auto correct haha"
860d               
1
6
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Wanna see kickass 3some at northpark at 310" ... *Holy shit! Meant jackass 3d.*
860d               
2
6
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Bring me a terbium from Sam's? I'll pay you back" - "Okay what's a terbium? Haha..." - "Redbull. Fucking auto correct"
860d               
1
7
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"I'm in the MGH lab if you need head" - "You mean help?"
860d               
3
12
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Cool, see you in the AM homoerotic" ... *Ugh. iPhone. I meant homie*
860d               
1
10
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Just got off work, lets bang under the stars" ... *hang*
860d               
3
23
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Cool, I'll bring some viagra" - "Cigars, dude, stupid text" - "I want both"
865d               
2
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Love it when not so important players try to look scary in their team headshits"
865d               
1
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"At the airport they didn't even open my vag. They just squished it a little." - "Wow, I meant bag. Best. Typo. Ever."
865d               
9
28
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Can you arrange a whore house tour for my friend?" ... "WHITE HOUSE!!"
992d               
2
14
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Just drying my hair, will pick you HIV in 15 mins x" - "Ok let me know when you're setting off." - "Haha it says HIV!!"
992d               
2
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"You have a roomie?" - "Yeah, she's nice, you'll like her slot." - "I'll like her slot? Thats a little presumptuous haha" - "Alot lol"
992d               
10
22
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Can I steal your cocaine?" - "What??!" - "Whoops I mean your coke, your diet coke."
992d               
5
14
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Do you want anything from whore foods?" - "Well I'll take something tall and blonde, but if you're at whole foods, I'll have peanut butter"
992d               
12
31
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"When do you want to go on another date? I can't wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours." ... "NO. I meant dimples, stupid phone!"
992d               
11
49
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"My mum is gonna rub this cream from the doctor on my balls then I'll come get you." - "Umm what?" - "Haha my back not my balls. Oh god lol"
992d               
14
26
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
@flyleafchic yeah any type of auto correct/typo fails we'll include :)
992d in reply to flyleafchic               
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"How was the hairdressers?" - "Great, I got a last minute blow job." - "Really, I didn't know they offered that service?" - "OMG A BLOW OUT"
992d               
8
17
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Guess who just got their ass pounded?" - "I don't know but tell me there's video" - "OMG I wrote GROUNDED and I hate this phone."
993d               
7
13
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants!" ... "Son of a bitch, my pen.. I broke my pen!"
993d               
14
39
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"What did you get mom for her birthday?" - "I got her the anal beads she wants" - "Nice visual, thanks for that" - "Holy crap PANDORA BEADS"
993d               
6
8
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"I've been licking off nuts for a while." ... "Fail, I mean living off donuts"
993d               
5
10
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"On my way now, dad is just fondling me in his car" - "Tell me that was auto correct or we'll need therapy" - "Yeah he's following me, FAIL"
993d               
9
11
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Mom, what if I come back at 3am?" - "Then I'm going to lick your ass out tonight." - "That is disgusting" - "Sorry I meant lock not lick."
993d               
14
28
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Come home quick. Pain is coming." - "What did I do!?" - "Sorry I meant rain is coming. You don't have an umbrella."
993d               
4
21
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Yeah I got tit drone." ... "Shit, got it done lol"
993d               
1
4
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"So what are you upto?" - "Just watching a movie and drinking hot cock" - "Drinking what? Look at your text!" - "Oops, hot coco."
993d               
10
20
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"({})" - "What?" - "Its a hug." - "That doesn't mean what you think it means."
993d               
4
10
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Hey what you upto?" - "Not much, just defacating outside" - "Eww are your toilets broken?" - "LMAO no they're fine, I'm decorating outside"
993d               
8
15
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Your mom and I are going to divorce next month" - "Why? Call me please!" - "I wrote Disney and this phone changed it."
993d               
8
17
Auto Correct Fails @AutoCorrectDAMN
"Wanna come over for lunch?" - "No thanks, I just ate two foot long hot dongs!"
993d               
6
11
For remarks, suggestions and complaints, you can contact us at: info@twopcharts.com. On Twitter you can find us here: @gl_twop_1000