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Bronko StoneEngland2010-08-20
@BronkoStone1,335 days
I do what I want and I want what I do
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Bronko Stone @BronkoStone
I love how all rap songs have such deep meanings like, look at my cars, my diamonds, and all my bitches. That's some deep shit.
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Unless he's a Vegetarian.

Then its through his vagina.
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How cute, your letting your kid push your shopping trolley. Now get him the fuck out my way.
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Now that my wife has Alzheimer's every nights sex night.
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I have a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.
It reminds me of why there is no fucking money in it.
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Jokes about bulimia make me sick. I cannot see what's funny about blind jokes, and I will not stand for cripple jokes.
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Quick an ambulance is coming, every one stop your car in the middle of the fucking road, I'm sure that will help them get by.
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Teenagers think nothing of having unprotected sex, but all have protective cases on their phones.
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My wife so fat, I've had to replace the light bulb in the fridge twice this month.
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My ex-wife has finally found someone that will treat her the way she deserves, thank you Chris Brown.
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My wife asked what I wanted for Christmas,I said "lots of oral sex", so she's booked me in at the hospital to get a couple of ribs removed.
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Every time I look into my wife's eyes I think "damn your sexy", her eyes always were ridiculously reflective.
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They say men can't multitask, but I've been having sex with my wife, while thinking of her sister for years.
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My wife said " I've had the hiccups all day, I've heard a scare can get rid of them" . I said "ok what do you want a mirror, or the scales"
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Some people have been tweeting I'm a misogynistic pig, but it's ok because they're all women so their opinion doesn't count.
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I have such fond memories of when I tied the knot, but there nothing compared to when I kicked the chair from under the bitch.
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You can measure a women's loneliness by how many photos of her cats she has on Instagram.
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Nothing teaches you to be grateful for what you already have more so than updating your Twitter app.
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My deaf wife was talking in her sleep last night.

She nearly took my fucking eye out.
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Chris Brown said he wasn't impressed by any of the female athletes in the Olympics, he said he could beat them all.
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My wife said "I really don't feel like myself today". I said "that explains why you haven't been acting like a bitch today ."
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My wife asked me for a full body massage, I said "ok, but I'm going to have to book the week off work".
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All women have the potential to be great actresses, as long as the role is playing the victim.
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How come women follow guys with an avi of their dick, when I've been walking around all day with my dick out, and women are avoiding me.
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I've got friend who said he worked with a guy, who told him his cousin knows a man, thats been on the internet with out masturbating.
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Twitter goes down more often than my wife.
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When ever I go out drinking vodka I always park my car outside the police station, that way I can always get home in the morning.
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I remember back in the day when women could bring up children without the aid of antidepressants and gin. Those were the days.
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My wife treats sex the same as I treat stopping smoking, I've been saying I will do it tomorrow for the last five years.
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When my wife comes home drunk, I wait untill she is asleep, and then pour water all over her pajamas and scream "Not again you dirty bitch"
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To any one who corrects my grammar, I will block you, steal your AVI, create a new account with it, and post bestiality photos from it.
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Some times on Twitter you know you went to far by the state of the people that retweeted it.
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Instagram because your shit photos will look so much better in black and white.
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No one else is in the office today, its only a matter of time until my YouTube searches change from street fights to booty shaking.
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I get paid £45000 a year to go on Twitter every day, although I don't think my boss actually knows I'm going on Twitter.
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I believe women are equal to men, with learning difficulties.
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I wish my wife could only speak to me on Twitter, then every thing she said would have to be summed up in 140 characters.
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Are you a man over 40 and suffer from erectile dysfunction? Time for a younger wife.
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I couldn't live without my wife,
sorry typo I ment wifi.
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Old women say "young men aren't as charming as they were in my day"
That's probably because they aren't trying to fuck you any more.
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My wife said she's going to bed because she needs to catch up on her beauty sleep, I told her I think a coma will be more appropriate.
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The best day of my life was when I walked down the aisle towards my wife, I gave her a kiss and shut the fucking coffin.
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I remember when losers used to clip their phone to their belt, now they just carry ipads about in little leather cases.
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I said to my wife, "Can you get me a newspaper." "Don't be silly," she replied, "you can use my iPad."

The spider never knew what hit it
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What's thick, white and comes in your burger?

Every one working at McDonald's.
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There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk.

Up
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I got sent to prison for 5 years, but got out in two weeks because my wife never let's me finish a fucking sentence.
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My wife said "Can you explain why I have found photos of naked girls on your phone." I said "Yes, because your a nosey fucking cow."
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As soon as I get home from work I'm going to rip off my wife's knickers, there bloody killing me.
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The 21st century.

When deleting history is more important than making it.
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Those responsible for forced marriages are set to be punished by new laws.

Finally my son can be brought to justice for what he did to me
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If a fifty year old women with a 18 year old man, is a cougar. A fifty year old man with a 18 year old women, is a millionaire.
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Why don't you see any woman ventriloquists ?

Because they can't keep their mouths shut.
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Apparently, some watches will work up to the depth of 100 metres.

I guess it would come in handy if you wanted to fist Paris Hilton.
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My wife's deaf which makes day to day life hard, but not as hard as my dick from watching all that porn with the volume up.
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If Kim Kardashian sat on Kanye’s face, he would need more facial reconstructive surgery than when he had that crash.
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My wife says there's a bit of good in everyone. The only time there a bit of good in her is when I'm fucking her.
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The only thing facebook is good for, is looking at photos of your brother's wife in her bikini.
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I had to beat the shit out of some guy in the pub last night for stepping out of line.
I don't fuck a round when it comes to the conga.
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My wife bought me some Free blow job tokens for my birthday. Unfortunately Lisa at work won't accept them.
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I asked my wife for a threesome, she said "well ok, if that's what will make you happy". I can't wait to tell her sisters.
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When a women promises she won't tell anyone, that doesn't include her mum, her sisters, or anyone that will fucking listen.
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I said to the wife, "Ive heard the postman has slept with every woman in this street but one."
She said, "I bet its that cow from number 42"
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My wife said, "You've never hold the door open for me."

I said, "What about the time you threatened to leave."
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My wife asked, "Why don't we have sex any more?"

I said, "What do you mean, we
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I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
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I always new my twin brother was my mums favourite, she has just asked me to get balloons for his surprise birthday party.
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My smartphone spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline.
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My wife only gives me sex when she wants something, children mainly.
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They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends.

I hope it's John, he's so cute.
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Wearing skinny jeans, is like getting a blow job off a man, if feels good, but when you look down you realize your gay.
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I asked my wife to pretend she was school girl on our anniversary night, she brought a note from her mum saying she had a head ache.
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I just got robbed at the petrol station. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it.

"It was pump number 7." I replied.
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My wife said I was sex mad, and bet me £50 that I couldn't go a week without wanking.

I won the bet, but now her sister is pregnant.
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Nag, nag, nag. My wife even nags during sex.

She keeps ringing me up and saying, "where the fuck are you?"
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I eat an apple every day.

The wife's a doctor.
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I love watching the wife's ass as she walks, it means she's getting further away from me.
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I phoned my wife this morning, she told me she left me four weeks ago because of how unobservant I am.
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If you're always organizing things, you have OCD. If you're always eating things, you have OBCD.
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The closest I get to a blow job off the wife these days is washing my dick with her toothbrush.
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Almost all serial killers are men. That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.
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I'm planning a remake of 'The Never Ending story'.

It starts with me asking my wife, "How was work?"
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Having an epileptic girlfriend is handy on Valentine's Day, because she never wants anything too flashy.
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I've dedicated my life to getting prostitutes off the streets.

It's only for an hour or so, but at least I put the heater on in the car.
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The smart phone, making it possible to watch porn in the bath.
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When ever my wife pisses me off, I just tighten every jar in the cupboard.
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My doctor said I need to do something that gets me out of the pub.

So I've started smoking.
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Are you annoyed at motor bikes driving down the middle of the road in traffic jams?
A well timed door opening can solve this problem.
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What sort of man would go out leaving a beautiful horny blind women at home alone?
And where would he live?
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My sister bought my daughter an electric guitar for Christmas, cant wait till her son's birthday I'm going to get him a fucking chainsaw.
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Women who describe them selves as curvy, cuddly, bubbly, a real women. Stop wasting time this can all be summed up with one word, Fat.
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My wife's got an ass like a pile of wet towels on a bathroom floor.
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Weed, it crushes your dreams, drains your ambition. Not me, my dream and ambition is to get stoned every day.
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I was in the bath when I heard my wife let out a high pitched scream,
I shouted "did you look in the mirror again honey"
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Justin Bieber said he love's MMA, Yeh he loves wanking to it, dreaming he is the mat.
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My wife is going to leave me in 2 weeks because my psychic abilities scare her.
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At my friends wedding , the best man said, "ladies grab the man that made your life worth living."
The bartender was crushed to death.
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I started seeing my ex-wife again, but she called it off because she thinks I'm only after my money.
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Watched a scary movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat for the whole movie.

Fat bitch.
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Seeing my wife give birth was the happiest day of my life.

The bitch was in fucking agony.
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