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Carlotta Valdezthe KO2009-09-01
@BuzzerGrrrl1,816 days
young grrrlz are dangerous.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
Sometimes I feel like candy crush is letting me win.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
emailing with a brujo upstate about magikal inks.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@robkardashian I think you're sexy with a little extra weight on u
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
#dryshampoo is the intersection of feminism and science.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@annanicolesith I know, you skipped it and went straight to the after party.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@annanicolesith omg....was this at ur bat mitzvah after party?
129d in reply to annanicolesith               
Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
sometimes when I'm tired and laying in bed, I just pull out my tampon and throw it on the floor.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
every day is father"s day when you have daddy issues
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I need a tampon daddy.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
At the age of 32, I'm still scrimping and saving on tampons, still hella resentful about the cost f my period.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I'm really happy for Drake and Rihanna. They're both hella fine.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@MagicalLegs @annanicolesith saw a cute girl rocking a black leather one last week and was pleasantly surprised.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@pierrecote 69
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I'm so old, tired and grateful not to be in Austin, Texas right now. #SXSW
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
the gogol bus
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
picture me trollin'
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
Hetero-normative rom-coms are gay
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I just pulled my tampon out and it had a hairball stuck to it #longhairdontcare
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I just told my boyfriend I didn't want to hang out because I was busy watching the kathleen hanna documentary
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
a small Russian schizophrenic man told me I had good style, so it's official
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I stopped tweeting about my period when I started taking birth control, I'm so boring and hetero I hate myself.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@clockpunch yes
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Courtney Love Cobain @Courtney
"Bankrupt Sluts"...new song title maybe? well i like it
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Lena Dunham @lenadunham
Someone drove by us shooting on the street in Queens and screamed "Law and Order sucks!"
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
my boyfriend is legit scared of aliens
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
amanda bynes' mom is hot
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
every decade sucks
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Sana G @sanagkmel
If you are a guy & hate on girls you want a vagina & penis in that vagina. If you have a surgery donation account I'll make a deposit for u!
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
woke up and did something mean before 9am this morning ;)
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I'm like the female Ron Swanson on weed.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I'm having a record breaking heavy flow this month
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
Lulu on Barney the purple dinosaur: "Fuck Barney and his corny, fake love." #succinct
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@gailisawesome u were the only one who hated like I hated at Pratt
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@gailisawesome I was just thinking about u cuz when that one girl (u know who) posts on FB I hear all her posts in her lispy voice
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
last night my boyfriend referred to my period as his "monthly delicacy." #truelove
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Jewy Jewerstein @Jewerstein
Facebook: Where you congratulate people you barely know on things you don't care about.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@MagicalLegs fischer price! it's really only a splash in the tidal wave of pain that is womanhood.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
i h8 white people
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
It's the end of the world, baby. pic.twitter.com/LgFpMq74
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
pastor of muppets
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
hope everyone had a nice white Thursday eating dry, bland white meat.
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On The Real @OnTheReall
My house was destroyed in sandy and still all I want is for ppl to donate $ for alicia keys to get a new stylist. #onthereall
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
really tempted to dress like an indian and show up at my aunts for thanksgiving like "HOWWWWWWWW"
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I'm bleeding from my little butt
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Alexis Blair Penney @ALEXISPENNEY
Guy says his $258 bottle of wine is delicious. Fuck I should hope so lol
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@talesofblarg blonnnnnde
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
white boys do not know how to act
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I put the pro in unprofessional
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
should I dress up as a slutty cat or a fairy whore?????
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
my aunt's relationship advice "he's justa friend you happen to screw, what's the big deal? Have a good time, enjoy urself."
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I tried to type "DOY" into my new phone and it auto corrected it to "DIY"
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I just can't with the My Strange Addiction scab picking episode.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
started my period whilst texting gary silverson
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I like ALLL kinds of music
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@2snapsinacircle oh hellllll, GRRRRL! bigups on ur twitter handle, can't believe u were the first to swoop on that
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I feel sorry for babies, I truly do.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
david blaine is hella fine
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poseur
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
gonna take it back 2 tenth grade n start calling people posers as my go-to most dismissive insult.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
when someone makes fun of your grateful dead shirt, admitting to having gotten it at Urban Outfitters does nothing for your case.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@nickdemarco bay area rapid trashcan
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
"that guy just says nigga a lot cuz all his friends are white and he works at a vintage store"
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
the 1 drink I had w/ my co-workers after shift was much more excruciating and soul crushing than just working a 8 hour shitty, slow night.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
found someone to fuck me on my period ;)
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@ALEXISPENNEY I'd stomp at Absolom
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Alexis Blair Penney @ALEXISPENNEY
Let's start a pop goth dance party called Absolom
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@MagicalLegs I've created a monster
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
when is bring it on gonna be on netflix
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Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco
Miss u
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@MagicalLegs w8 til ur old, then u'll see
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
kitten nipples on underage boys
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Jewy Jewerstein @Jewerstein
I always try to date girls who read horoscopes cuz they're stupid and easy to trick. #sensitivepisces
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Sana G @sanagkmel
Gigolos is crazy!!!! Lol
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LaStoop @LaStooop
@BuzzerGrrrl more like burnt ass amber #cougar #paws
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
amber is the color of my energy
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
training is over and I'm officially a cougar.
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scharpling @scharpling
The Grateful Dead is like the golf of rock for me. It's not happening in this lifetime.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@swiftumz @theambush what even IS a bro?
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@MagicalLegs @annanicolesith no, I identify as queer
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I mused to Nathan that I didn't think bros could be called bros after the age of 40...he was like "what about #GregGraffin ?"
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
any guy who asks "what is a bro?" is in fact, a bro.
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:) @swiftumz
@BuzzerGrrrl you should delete your twitter account also
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@annanicolesith no
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
Fuck Gary Silverson.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
viva vagina por vida
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I breathed DEEP, it gently bumped against my nose...and that shit smelled like pineapples. Fuck the haters #4r3alz
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
Can I be real? After all this bullshit of being dumped for bleeding out my vagina (that really happened) I just smelled my tampon AND
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I AM SO EXCITED FOR BURNING MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@MissKimmie123 yes
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@MagicalLegs I'd feel upset and then I'd eat my feelings.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I just want Ryan Gosling to show up at my apartment and be like "Hey, girl. Can I change ur tampon 4 u?" Then I'll 4give mankind
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
bodega man just made me like men again by telling me "U naturally beautiful every day but today u xtra beautiful." and giving me stale candy
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
I'm speechless. Throwing my used tampon in his face is my only choice.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't throw my tampon at the boy breaking up with me b/c he was so grossed out by my TALKING about my period
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@AriRenee OH HEY GURL.
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
youtube.com/watch?v=gar0Rv…
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
@MagicalLegs my uterus feels tore up.
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Alexis Blair Penney @ALEXISPENNEY
Having fun tonight but please let it end
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
do rats get their period?
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Carlotta Valdez @BuzzerGrrrl
i'm on my period and I'm full of bad idearrheas
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