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Peter Doherty 2010-12-02
@Arsehole_Pete_D1,232 days
Twitter Page for Libertine Peter Doherty. If you know who I am, Follow Me. If you don't....Get Fucked!
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
It's nice to see Russia and Ukraine are planning to mark the centenary of World War I with a full scale re-enactment.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Someone give Vladimir Putin a Snickers.
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Peter Doherty @Arsehole_Pete_D
@danika_bradley Marry me.
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@fireallyoulike You've arrived ;)
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Peter Doherty @Arsehole_Pete_D
Me with my tits out. Where are yours? pic.twitter.com/0hKdkqEWH6
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@GemMcLean_ I miss you.
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@MccormackLianna Not with you unfortunately.
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@antonyjmccann No likey, no lighty.
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Peter Doherty @Arsehole_Pete_D
@Schrise What you done now?
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@Rhianmarie No, where are you?
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Evening all.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Mr Cameron on the phone. He wants to fully support those affected by the floods, which is a smart move to grab the floating voters.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Bloody typical. One's been waiting for public transport in Somerset for an hour, then two boats come along at once. pic.twitter.com/7gYhoq1OOY
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Pissing with rain, once again. Have sent a text to UKIP to see if anything can be done. Awaiting a response.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
One has been given extra Royal responsibilities and duties, which is a fancy term for "take the corgis out for a walk".
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Oh God, it's Monday already. Someone get one a bacon sandwich.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Royal New Year's Resolutions:
- Become King
- Make it illegal to be Justin Bieber
- Teach Camilla how to 'twerk'
- Sell France
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Australia, the New Year officially starts when Big Ben strikes midnight and not a second before.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their decorations up. Unbelievable.
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Royal game of Charades. Harry's interpretation of 'Free Willy' was totally inappropriate.
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Christmas dinner. William asked Kate if she wanted stuffing. Awkward.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
On the first day of Christmas, Camilla gave to me...a partridge in a pear tree. One gave her an iPad. Annoyed.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Mr Cameron paid a surprise visit to troops in Afghanistan today. Not exactly the Christmas present they wanted. Poor sods.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Today is Nelson Mandela's funeral, who went from prison to politics. Quite the opposite to how we do things in Great Britain.
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Peter Doherty @Arsehole_Pete_D
@Charles_HRH: @ollyofficial Oh, Olly doo. One wants be like you. #royalvariety” < ask him then
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@Charles_HRH: @ollyofficial Oh, Olly doo. One wants be like you. #royalvariety” < hahaha
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
MPs want an 11% pay rise?! Someone get Guy Fawkes on the phone.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Rest in peace, Nelson Mandela. The greatest man that ever lived.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Trick or Treaters, one is officially "not in". Sod off, or one shall be forced to release the corgis. #happyhalloween
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Yes, Mr Cameron, one would love to attend your Halloween party. One'll be dressed as the Invisible Man. #happyhalloween
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
St Jude has been downgraded from a hurricane-force storm to a summer in Scotland. #ukstorm
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Michael Fish has issued a warning about the coming storm. 26 years too late, but one appreciates the gesture. #ukstorm
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Queen Elizabeth II and the 3 Heirs (no reference to William's hairline) pic.twitter.com/mmNa4VrYor
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Dear British Gas, is it cheaper for one to burn £20 notes than put the heating on this Winter? #AskBG
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Text from President Obama: "Crisis averted, America is back online. Just have to wait 20 minutes for Wonga to credit my account".
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
A man has been arrested trying to enter Buckingham Palace with an offensive weapon. Looking into rumours it was Cameron with a Daily Mail.
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Peter Doherty @Arsehole_Pete_D
@JamesManning4 @TelegraphMen Prince @Charles_HRH is the best one.
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
President Obama, have you tried turning the US Government off and on again?
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
George Osborne says "no one will get something for nothing". He must have worked his socks off to inherit £4.3 million.
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Peter Doherty @Arsehole_Pete_D
@Nearly_Witch_ Good girl. You win x
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@Nearly_Witch_ @PepperColeridge I can't have both?
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I've had offers from Paris and Moscow. Wow.
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@elliemiaa where's it gone? x
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@Nearly_Witch_ Sure x
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@mistahhko0l How did you get Twitter back?
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I'd shag it.
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@SpaceBunny77 Check you out, smart arse x
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How does someone hack a Twitter account?
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Royal Mail employees will receive free shares once the company is privatised. Unfortunately, they are being sent by Royal Mail.
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Tony Abbott is the new Prime Minister of Australia?! What part of "Hugh Jackman" wasn't clear?
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Real Madrid have bought Gareth Bale for £85m. If one paid that amount for something that dives, it had better be a submarine.
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France on the phone. Apparently they surrendered to #Syria weeks ago.
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Text from Ed Miliband: "War, huh, yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing". Presumably meant for Mr Cameron. #Syria
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Syria, if you don't pack it in, the United Nations will be forced to hold another meeting.
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Peter Doherty @Arsehole_Pete_D
@Charles_HRH: Awkward. pic.twitter.com/i2xocHD6Jc@LateyshaValleys
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@Charles_HRH: Awkward. pic.twitter.com/i2xocHD6Jc@stephenfry
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@Charles_HRH: Awkward. pic.twitter.com/i2xocHD6Jc@HuffPostUKCom
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Sending one's thoughts to the people of Gibraltar, who are currently stuck between a rock and a hard up place.
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Mr Clegg's a bit upset. Failed his A-level Biology. Says he "couldn't find a backbone". Awkward. #resultsday
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A-level results day. Mr Cameron has failed Politics. Not exactly surprised. #resultsday
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Peter Doherty @Arsehole_Pete_D
LIKE IT! facebook.com/pages/Big-Boob…
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@MissSarahRandz Hello sexy, are you going to appear on here? facebook.com/pages/Big-Boob…
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Lads and Ladies, if you like big boobs, please can you like this Facebook page? #askingforafriend facebook.com/pages/Big-Boob…
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@Charles_HRH: One has written a letter to Prince George. Welcome to the Royal Family: wp.me/p2ZBZF-g6” < @BoyGeorge you're mentioned
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@KirstyAllsopp Haha, just pulling your noodle. You're better looking than her anyway ;)
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@KirstyAllsopp You off the TV?
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Nipples.
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Ok, who's from Essex? facebook.com/pages/50-Shade…
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
Absolutely love the British Summer. It's one's favourite week of the year.
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HuffPost UK Comedy @HuffPostUKCom
A letter to baby Prince George, from @Charles_HRH: charles-hrh.com/2013/07/27/one…
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@tots100 Do you follow @Charles_HRH ? Read his letter to Prince George wp.me/p2ZBZF-g6
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
No, Harry, you cannot call him "Prince George of Asda". #royalbaby
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I name this baby HRH Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge. #royalbaby
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William and Kate have agreed that when the baby wakes in the night, they will both take it in turns to call the nanny. #royalbaby
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@LoniLove Make sure you follow Prince @Charles_HRH. He's hilarious!
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@MollieTheSats make sure you follow @Charles_HRH. He's hilarious!
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Prince Charles @Charles_HRH
There is no truth to the rumour that the baby will be presented on the balcony, whilst playing the Circle of Life. Sorry. #royalbabyboy
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One is officially a Grandpa! #royalbaby
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Camilla has been busily knitting baby clothes. The last thing one needs is another naked Royal in the newspapers. #royalbaby
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Royal Doctor on the phone. Excited. He's going to be the first person in the world to see what stamps will look like in 60 years. #royalbaby
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Push, Kate, push! #royalbaby
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Text from Mr Cameron: "The Duchess of Cambridge is in Labour? I thought she was Conservative". Moron. #royalbaby
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The Royal Doctor has arrived to deliver the baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix. #royalbaby
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Well done, Chris Froome. Conquering France is a national pastime. #tourdefrance
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Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands, the Emir of Qatar and Belgium's King Albert II have all stepped down for their children. #justsaying
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Prince Harry is looking forward to the arrival of the Royal Baby. At least then he won't be the only one running around naked. #royalbaby
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@Fern_Britton Make sure you follow @Charles_HRH for hilarious Royal insight.
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@gemmarkland You're crazy!
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@kykaree follow @Charles_HRH.
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Hello.
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Met Office, this isn't a "heatwave", it's summer.
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William and Kate will never have a baby on the NHS again, considering they've had to wait 9 months. Disgraceful. #royalbaby
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Hurry up, Royal Baby. The world's media are running out of stories. #royalbaby
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@kirstinestewart Don't forget Prince @Charles_HRH.
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Still no sign of the Royal Baby. One assumes it's being delivered by Royal Mail. #royalbaby
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Text from Alex Salmond: "If Andy Murray wins, can Scotland have independence?". No, sod off. #wimbledon
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British Summer to include sunshine ✔ British & Irish Lions ✔
Deport Abu Qatada ✔
Andy Murray to win Wimbledon- pending
Become King- pending
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Have imported some sunshine for the weekend. You're welcome, Great Britain.
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Daylight robbery. #wimbledon
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Text from Prince Harry: "With a girlfriend like Andy Murray's, I'd have no problem getting past a semi". Awkward. #wimbledon
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