|Trying not to act suspicous when police drive by even though your completely innocent|
|Whoever said nothing is impossible|
Staple water to a tree then come to me.
|Hey i just met you|
And this is crazy
But heres a cake
Yer a wizard harry
|That moment when u feel so good about the way u look and the camera doesnt agree|
|Its funny how my texting speed increases when im pissed|
|Its okay to be ugly,|
But arent you overdoing it?
|i 1 2 half 6|
Say it out loud
|That one kid in class that doesnt give a shit, does nothing, and never shows up|
Has better grades than you Q.Q
|Im so cool|
Icecubes are jealous.
|Stop calling yourself hot the only thing you turn on is the computer|
|A pirate walks into the bar|
The bartender asks
Whats with the steering wheel in your pants
"Arghh she was drivinn my nuts"
|Girl: Take the condom off|
Boy: You get pregnant, YOYO
Your on your own
|My homework brings all the asians to the yard|
And there like
It wasnt that hard