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Nathan BryceUtah2009-01-20
@NathanBryce1,917 days
Personalitologist | CEO | Author | Anecdotist | Trainer | Inventor | Technophile | Conservative | INTJ | Family Man | Virtue Ethicist | Nerd
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Finally, here's a fun video that explains how to find out what people really want. is.gd/YC30no #conjointvideo
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Amazed at all of the brilliant people and their presentations during the first day of a great conference. #SawtoothConf @SawtoothSoft
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Polka Dot Piano: A Piano Teaching Blog by Erica Forkner: Music Teacher Helper polkadotpiano.blogspot.com/2012/06/music-…
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
A fisherman tried boxing, but he only threw hooks.
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Survivor's Jonas Otsuji invited me to attend Chef War in SLC tomorrow night. Can hardly wait! chefwar.com.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
I hate the price of candy at the movie theater. They're always raisinette.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Why did the inclined plane refuse to divorce the fulcrum? He couldn't lever.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Last night my wife and I watched a re-run of the movie, Titanic. It was a real downer.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Ducks don't have their palms read. They seek out their fortune on the web.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Why did the pig quit running the marathon? He had a problem with his hamstring.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
My 19-year-old son left a few hours ago to serve a two-year church mission to Bulgaria. It is truly bitter-sweet.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
The sardine factory reeled job applicants in by promoting a can do atmosphere.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Saw this sign on the lawn of a drug rehab center: "Keep off the grass."
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Happy Thanksgiving Day! Here's a thank-you mini-course on gratitude for being my follower. gaininginsight.com/blog/archives/…
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
With the flu season upon us, remember it's not the cough that carries you off, it is the coffin they carry you off in.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
If you think an ego trip takes a lot of baggage, you should try a guilt trip.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
@mysocialgarden Personalitologist: Someone who studies people and attributes their motives, attitudes, and actions to their innate prefs.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
My son needed to do some research on anorexia for his health class, so I sent him to the library to get the skinny.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
In my estimation, the average mathematician is a little odd. Too many seem to be sum worshippers.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
"The river crested when the factory spilled toothpaste into it," he punned with a toothy grin.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Answer the following question truthfully with a "yes" or "no". Will the next word you say be "no"?
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Insights: Introducing Teacher Tuesdays: Free Group or Family Learning Activities aweber.com/t/DIGta
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. #pun
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
As one jack-o-lantern said to the other, "Sure I'm smiling on the outside but on the inside I'm hollow." #pun
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
I'm a taxpayer. Therefore I work for the government. So why don't I have to pass the civil service exam?
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Bakers earn the majority of their income in the morning, they earn most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Overheard this pun today: "Too many people have misconceptions about pregnancy."
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
What you SAY does not make you who you are; what you DO makes you who you are. Practice what you preach.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
The Scouts never got their tent up because of all the missed stakes they had. #pun
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
@DrKhauv The anti-capitalist events are supported by George Soros, the Tides Foundation, Code Pink and Michael Moore.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
I have to go to they eye doctor this afternoon. I hope I don't have to wear glasses. They make me see-sick.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
No more Ben & Jerry's for me and my house. "B&J Supports Those Occupying Wall Street": is.gd/1sC6x7
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
@TheSOSbook Thanks for the anniversary well-wishes. And congrats to you and your bride!
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
@TraciSCampbell Thanks for the anniversary well-wishes!
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Celebrating my 22nd wedding anniversary with the joy of my life. Ah, it is sweet to have someone to love for eternity.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
The crowd at the Cannibal's party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Wow, what a stunning sequence of time-lapse images featuring AZ and UT. Check it out! vimeo.com/29950141
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The telemarketer asked me if I read magazines at all and I replied that I did, periodically.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
People say my precious wife is a rare commodity. I wonder if that makes her silver or gold? I guess she could be either ore.
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@aofarre Doh!
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
I just completed an online statistical probability course. It was average. (Or is that mean?)
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After dating the goalie on the local team for a while, she realized he was a real keeper.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
I've worked too long this week. Fortunately, sleeping comes naturally to me. In fact, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Just came from the bank. If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Divorce is the result when you lose your capital and your spouse loses interest.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Sailing is a sport that just doesn't float my boat.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Check out my latest personal blog post: "How to Improve Your Memory Skills" is.gd/ITvDL1
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I used to keep an alarm clock in the back window of my car. That way I could honestly tell people I was ahead of my time.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Just finished reading "The Great Apostasy" by Dr. James E. Talmage. A bright light in a dark room.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Chronic illegal parkers suffer from parking zones disease. #puns
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
In my experience, confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Saw this sign on a store's door: "PUSH. If that doesn't work PULL. If that doesn't work we're probably CLOSED."
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Went miniature golfing with my wife and kids for our weekly family night. I finally had the highest score! Woo-hoo!
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Finished a new package of online tools to help educators teach difficult learners. If you want to be a beta tester, DM me your email.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
If I were a trophy shop owner, I'd start giving away dental floss with every purchase. It helps with plaque problems.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
I wonder if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've used Scotch tape,
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
I have a flamboyant pyrotechnician friend, and let me tell you, she really knows how fireworks.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
I once knew a man who would do sit-ups with a printer cartridge on his lap. He really wanted to tone up his abs. #pun
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The pianist led an upright life, but it wasn't grand. No matter how I tried to spinet, I couldn't console him! #pun
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Introverts are better at leading proactive people; extroverts are better at leading people who are not proactive. is.gd/I7SPNa
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Unhappy with the progress in the demolition of the old tavern, he got into the bulldozer himself and razed the bar to a new level. #Pun
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
The young pine sapling was admonished by his father. Apparently he'd been knotty.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
My neighbor, a straight-shooting pharmacist, finds his work to be very encapsulating. (What a sick pun; it's the dope.)
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Pun: I've always wondered if hotel managers get board with their jobs.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
The electrician and the flight attendant got on really well together. Sparks flew!
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Last night my wife & kids returned home after a 11-day vacation to sultry Mesa, AZ. We're happy to be together again!
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
"Attention staff! The clothes keep falling off the mannequins in ladies' wear. Would someone please redress the problem?"
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
I once knew a hand surgeon went to the opthamologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Coins are mint to be.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
If you think nothing is impossible, try lighting a match on a piece of soap.
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Never hire a depressed exorcist; they're not very good at lifting spirits.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Termites in the orchestra pit can lead to digestive harp failure.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
My high school drama teacher, Ann Tully, was extremely passionate about acting. She even drove around in a stagecoach.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. Sun responded that it was just a phase.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Experience is the only teacher that gives the test before giving the lesson.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Anyone know how to remove bot followers from your Twitter account? It seems like I have about 30,000 automated followers.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
For funsies, next time you're asked if you've slept well, say something like this: "No, I made a couple of mistakes."
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Tip of the Day: Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
This tweet is brought to you by the number 18396 and the word GYROTHEODOLITE.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
This area is temporarily out of use today while I think of something worthwhile to tweet.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
@la_loquita Welcome home Corey.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
In the winter, my Yorkshire Terrier, Max, wears his coat. But in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
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I liked the Keystone Kops from the 1920's. Sadly they were often criticized for demonstrating an excessive use of farce.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Another beautiful summer morning in the Wasatch Front. Wish you were here to enjoy the cool canyon breezes.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Had to go outside and pick Rainier cherries from our tree. Too many to eat. What to do...
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
The lawyer had trouble with the fine print on some documents, so his doctor suggested contract lenses.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
@doodleworld Thank you for your well-wishes for my missionary son. He's looking forward to it.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
My 19-year old son is going to serve a two-year mission in Bulgaria!
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Stunning time-lapse video of Australian heavens. vimeo.com/24253126
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
After being married for 22 years, I believe a wise man tells his wife he understands her; a fool tries to prove it.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Yesterday, as my family and I hiked a local trail, I came to the realization that a plateau is a high form of flattery.
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
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Have you ever noticed that bugs have very diverse religious views? You could even say that they are all in sects.
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Nathan Bryce @NathanBryce
Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you get credit for thinking.
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