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h. jon benjaminnew york state2011-06-07
@HJBenjamin1,236 days
i am 5'6, maybe 5'5 and 1/2
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jonathan katz @jonathan_katz
He's back. Dr. Katz Live on iTunes @bjnovak @HJBenjamin @LauraJSilverman @AndyKindler @EugeneMirman
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Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX
Don't miss @kristenschaaled & @HJBenjamin at #PaleyFest TONIGHT on @YahooScreen. Live-stream it here: paley.me/live #bobsburgers
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I'm on @HuffPostLive in 1 minute. What should I wear?
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gotta have my wishbone! twitpic.com/ecrctl
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Archer @ArcherFX
Something, something … #PaleyFest NY? Don’t miss @HJBenjamin @aishatyler & @missjudygreer this Sun. 10/12. paley.me/live.
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pushing 'like trying to get an abortion in texas' into vernacular e.g. trying to get cab at rush hr is like trying to get an abortion in tx
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P.F. Chang's @PFChangs
#PaintPFChangsPink RT @mskimitee: Pink sushi for #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth #october @PFChangs pic.twitter.com/J8BxnR8MJx
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Time Out New York @TimeOutNewYork
We talked with @HJBenjamin @EugeneMirman and @LarryMurphyJr about the season premiere of Bob's Burgers ow.ly/CaaRa
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h. jon benjamin @HJBenjamin
also, this- tinyurl.com/bobsburgers2
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Flotsam is portal to self-discovery. Take the risk. It's about 'us'
tinyurl.com/msubaky
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Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman
Visit flotsamgeneralstore.com & order a mystery sack of surprise items hand-selected in America from me & @HJBenjamin. pic.twitter.com/jTxmpBjE7L
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do they make just a bell or cherry pepper spray for less perilous situations-like a spirited exchange
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Chet Clem @chetpsclem
Introducing a post-structural online shopping experience: Flotsam General Store.… instagram.com/p/tG9axIwjnT/
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ukelele master class #1 'stand by me' - moby.to/o8r9th
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Chaz Kangas @Chazraps
H. Jon Benjamin's Absurd Kickstarter Illustrates the Absurdity of Most Kickstarters blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2014/08/… via @soundofthecity @HJBenjamin
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Looking toward the future, I hope my home care nurse is nice
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thanks to hitler, i can't title my new cookbook 'my struggle'
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Michael Maloney @MrMDMaloney
@HJBenjamin Would be a very different start to "Goodfellas", certainly.
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Ever since I can remember I've really resented vaginas
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i feel like it's okay and enough time has gone by to say i liked the song 'smooth'
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elaborate neuroscience student prank- when your roommate passes out drunk, draw all over the inside of his head
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i come from a rich tradition of disappointing my father
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Mike Benner @benner
Some blessed soul has complied every single instance of @HJBenjamin saying "oh my god" on #BobsBurgers. youtu.be/PFr-kNbXHew
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h. jon benjamin @HJBenjamin
Let's push this baby over the top (if you like pushing babies)
kickstarter.com/projects/76132…
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i am in the planning stages of starting my own Navy/bar mitzvah party space
projectboats.com/whiskeysub.html
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the clarinet is like the 'guy with a tiny dick' of reed instruments
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@vulture I finally won a vulture
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here's a link that works - kickstarter.com/projects/76132…
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donate to the exciting world of short filmmaking
tinyurl.com/nkc3qxu
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Sometimes I like to express my feminist side and say no to touching me
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Jason Nash @Jason23Nash
Here's @ComedyCentral #jasonnashismarried clip of the day. w/@Busyphilipps25 and hilarious @HJBenjamin &/my daughter on.cc.com/1jDKlwu
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Will Oxtoby @WillOxtoby
I just backed CREATIVE CONTROL, a new film from @ghostrobot and featuring @HJBenjamin. Check it out on @kickstarter: kck.st/1rOLTKP
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can anyone put me in touch with the guy who held an umbrella over puff daddy? it's supposed to rain later.
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not even lezzervoir dogs?? so little effort twitpic.com/e36z3y
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i've always followed my dream- unfortunately it was the one where i wore a weird hat and i kept washing my hands
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i am 142350000 steps away from my lifetime goal
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It's fun to say the phrase 'just like my dick' after a sommelier describes the wine
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anti-semitic passover joke- without the jews, there would be no pyramids...chemes
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I like sleeping in the 'fuedal' position, that is with a pike up my ass
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A lot if people are upset about the diet tweet so here's what I can offer- 6 lbs in 6 hours guaranteed
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i just discovered i was hacked, so don't click on the diet link, but please do lose some weight
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Shorty Awards @shortyawards
If you like comedy and laughing, you may be pleased to learn that @HJBenjamin will be a presenter at the Shortys! blog.shortyawards.com/post/808099378…
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i would like to do a low budget remake of 'the birds' with only one bird called 'the bird'
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well, i'm off to watch the last 40 seconds of chasing nj...see y'all soon
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from this point forward, every time cyril says 'suppressing fire', donate to doctors without borders
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@AquaButera @MrShags69 it's something to look forward to
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mudhoney in a playstation ad...i'm getting too old for this shit
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just realized malory is the only woman in ISIS archer hasn't had sex with yet
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pretty great fu to jaws in that croc scene
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i'm on chasing nj now @ArcherFX
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i can't get this jizz-filled remote to work
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@ambercnash well, at least my head is proportionate with my body @ArcherFX
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archer is animated?! @ArcherFX
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jesus the coat on that pix11 reporter in east harlem is almost too chic
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i'm on pix11 news. is that close enough?
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what channel is archer on? @ArcherFX
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all set for #archervice @ArcherFX twitpic.com/dymm19
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i will be live tweeting tonight's episode of 'southern charm' at 10 during #archervice
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Digital Film America @DFA_film
Please enjoy this #hilarious #zelda-esque cartoon, "Ballad of a WiFi Hero" Thanks @HJBenjamin @mcsweeneys @vulture - bit.ly/1hcEAGG
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today, i totally cock-blocked a pigeon trying to mate
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bob's burgers new time 7 pm on sunday buzzfeed.com/whitneyjeffers… via @twitney
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a glimpse into a typical weekly schedule twitpic.com/dxfauj
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i got robbed yesterday and all they left was my camera and my vibrator
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good to see the pantheon of heroes represented in this high school hallway- tubman, edison, jackson and FOXX twitpic.com/dsse7h
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Last chance for this shit storm

riotla.com/event/jon-benj…
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hey america and hawaii, i'm starting my reddit AMA this instant!!! redd.it/1uwh3i
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anyone in LA area or Nevada, show sunday celebrating the failure of Jon Benjamin Has A Van. Tickets at tinyurl.com/qh96k9t
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RIOT LA COMEDY FEST @RiotLA
2 DAYS LEFT until the #riotla comedy festival begins! Grab your tickets and passes now at riotla.com/tickets/ pic.twitter.com/spXJvayQaV
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All my past failures have helped shaped who I am today- a really big failure
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he really misses that person with the spirit of a rhino or that rhino named isabel twitpic.com/doe0pj
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RIOT LA COMEDY FEST @RiotLA
We're super excited for "Jon Benjamin Has A Van: A Celebration of Failure" w/ @HJBenjamin -- got your tickets yet? riotla.com/event/jon-benj…
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Official Comedy @OfficialComedy
That one time @HJBenjamin performed for his Aunt Marian, and only his Aunt Marian bit.ly/IsCvex #WorstGigEver
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just overheard someone say, 'i had a rape of a vacation'
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diminutive is the new ample
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@BrooklynBrewery hey brooklyn brewery, whoever gave me that saison beer the other night, thank you, i liked it
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Haidee Flory @PurpleMenace86
@HJBenjamin thought this might earn me an honorary membership with Team Live Badass :D pic.twitter.com/RVod7XivWQ
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CHILLSWITCH ENGAGE @COOLNSPOOKY
@HJBenjamin James is pretty cool pic.twitter.com/v1D2W4Qq86
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here's doug twitpic.com/dl57gf
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a favorite pastime of mine is google image searching first names. here's larry twitpic.com/dl56hi
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TVweb @TVweb
Archer Season 5 Trailer 'Gun Safety' wtch.it/58WE8 #Archer #ArcherFX #FX @ArcherFX @FXNetworks @HJBenjamin
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I'm really into unbridled self interest right now
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Vincent Stilletti @VinceStilletti
@HJBenjamin bob's burgers, archer, home movies. #Halloween pic.twitter.com/Hlk8XUQe4d
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my son's new joke- 'we don't live in a doorman building, we live in a doorstop building' twitpic.com/dhvbfr
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alan terego would be a good name for an alter ego
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If there's not one already, 'Moshe Dianne' would be a good name for an Israeli transvestite
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@LiSur sorry i missed you, hope to see you in another window someday
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there really once was a girl from nantucket
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Tonight's one of those, 'I'm going to put the sock marked L on my right foot' kind of nights
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Is there a Spanish dj named El BJ yet?
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Practicing dsk-ing in my hotel room pic.twitter.com/8yyU7Z1rNy
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My hope is that women can look beyond my looks and appreciate the asshole that lies beneath
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Can anybody fill me in on what happened on the Steve Wilkos show this season?
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In the spirit of sharknado, @leopoldallen and I would like to introduce our new line of seltzer, seltzablanca, inspired by Casablanca
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just conceived a new sexual position called 'the uncomfortable jew'
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i feel bad for the people who have apartments facing tahrir square
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@davguna @aishatyler i believe it is jessica walter
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I propose 5:10 as the universal time you stop smoking pot and do a little bit of homework
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When I was little my father went out for a pack of cigarettes and about twenty minutes later, he came back
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shit, the crew is back in my 'hood. they are serious trouble! twitpic.com/cxrrzx
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@HJBenjamin holly shit Sterling Archer is real!!!
Well, a real place anyway. pic.twitter.com/jSxc5AgItQ
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