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h. jon benjaminnew york state2011-06-07
@HJBenjamin1,049 days
i am 5'6, maybe 5'5 and 1/2
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h. jon benjamin @HJBenjamin
anti-semitic passover joke- without the jews, there would be no pyramids...chemes
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I like sleeping in the 'fuedal' position, that is with a pike up my ass
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A lot if people are upset about the diet tweet so here's what I can offer- 6 lbs in 6 hours guaranteed
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i just discovered i was hacked, so don't click on the diet link, but please do lose some weight
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Shorty Awards @shortyawards
If you like comedy and laughing, you may be pleased to learn that @HJBenjamin will be a presenter at the Shortys! blog.shortyawards.com/post/808099378…
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i would like to do a low budget remake of 'the birds' with only one bird called 'the bird'
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well, i'm off to watch the last 40 seconds of chasing nj...see y'all soon
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from this point forward, every time cyril says 'suppressing fire', donate to doctors without borders
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@aquabutera @MrShags69 it's something to look forward to
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mudhoney in a playstation ad...i'm getting too old for this shit
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just realized malory is the only woman in ISIS archer hasn't had sex with yet
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pretty great fu to jaws in that croc scene
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i'm on chasing nj now @ArcherFX
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i can't get this jizz-filled remote to work
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@ambercnash well, at least my head is proportionate with my body @ArcherFX
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archer is animated?! @ArcherFX
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jesus the coat on that pix11 reporter in east harlem is almost too chic
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i'm on pix11 news. is that close enough?
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what channel is archer on? @ArcherFX
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all set for #archervice @ArcherFX twitpic.com/dymm19
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i will be live tweeting tonight's episode of 'southern charm' at 10 during #archervice
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Digital Film America @DFA_film
Please enjoy this #hilarious #zelda-esque cartoon, "Ballad of a WiFi Hero" Thanks @HJBenjamin @mcsweeneys @vulture - bit.ly/1hcEAGG
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today, i totally cock-blocked a pigeon trying to mate
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bob's burgers new time 7 pm on sunday buzzfeed.com/whitneyjeffers… via @twitney
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a glimpse into a typical weekly schedule twitpic.com/dxfauj
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i got robbed yesterday and all they left was my camera and my vibrator
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good to see the pantheon of heroes represented in this high school hallway- tubman, edison, jackson and FOXX twitpic.com/dsse7h
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Last chance for this shit storm

riotla.com/event/jon-benj…
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hey america and hawaii, i'm starting my reddit AMA this instant!!! redd.it/1uwh3i
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anyone in LA area or Nevada, show sunday celebrating the failure of Jon Benjamin Has A Van. Tickets at tinyurl.com/qh96k9t
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RIOT LA COMEDY FEST @RiotLA
2 DAYS LEFT until the #riotla comedy festival begins! Grab your tickets and passes now at riotla.com/tickets/ pic.twitter.com/spXJvayQaV
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All my past failures have helped shaped who I am today- a really big failure
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he really misses that person with the spirit of a rhino or that rhino named isabel twitpic.com/doe0pj
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RIOT LA COMEDY FEST @RiotLA
We're super excited for "Jon Benjamin Has A Van: A Celebration of Failure" w/ @HJBenjamin -- got your tickets yet? riotla.com/event/jon-benj…
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Official Comedy @OfficialComedy
That one time @HJBenjamin performed for his Aunt Marian, and only his Aunt Marian bit.ly/IsCvex #WorstGigEver
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just overheard someone say, 'i had a rape of a vacation'
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diminutive is the new ample
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@BrooklynBrewery hey brooklyn brewery, whoever gave me that saison beer the other night, thank you, i liked it
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Haidee Flory @PurpleMenace86
@HJBenjamin thought this might earn me an honorary membership with Team Live Badass :D pic.twitter.com/RVod7XivWQ
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Cinnabon Jovi @TSTBryan
@HJBenjamin James is pretty cool pic.twitter.com/v1D2W4Qq86
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here's doug twitpic.com/dl57gf
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a favorite pastime of mine is google image searching first names. here's larry twitpic.com/dl56hi
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TVweb @TVweb
Archer Season 5 Trailer 'Gun Safety' wtch.it/58WE8 #Archer #ArcherFX #FX @ArcherFX @FXNetworks @HJBenjamin
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I'm really into unbridled self interest right now
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Vincent Stilletti @VinceStilletti
@HJBenjamin bob's burgers, archer, home movies. #Halloween pic.twitter.com/Hlk8XUQe4d
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my son's new joke- 'we don't live in a doorman building, we live in a doorstop building' twitpic.com/dhvbfr
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alan terego would be a good name for an alter ego
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If there's not one already, 'Moshe Dianne' would be a good name for an Israeli transvestite
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@LiSur sorry i missed you, hope to see you in another window someday
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there really once was a girl from nantucket
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Tonight's one of those, 'I'm going to put the sock marked L on my right foot' kind of nights
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Is there a Spanish dj named El BJ yet?
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Practicing dsk-ing in my hotel room pic.twitter.com/8yyU7Z1rNy
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My hope is that women can look beyond my looks and appreciate the asshole that lies beneath
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Can anybody fill me in on what happened on the Steve Wilkos show this season?
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In the spirit of sharknado, @leopoldallen and I would like to introduce our new line of seltzer, seltzablanca, inspired by Casablanca
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just conceived a new sexual position called 'the uncomfortable jew'
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i feel bad for the people who have apartments facing tahrir square
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@davguna @aishatyler i believe it is jessica walter
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I propose 5:10 as the universal time you stop smoking pot and do a little bit of homework
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When I was little my father went out for a pack of cigarettes and about twenty minutes later, he came back
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shit, the crew is back in my 'hood. they are serious trouble! twitpic.com/cxrrzx
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@HJBenjamin holly shit Sterling Archer is real!!!
Well, a real place anyway. pic.twitter.com/jSxc5AgItQ
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how long is too long to save flavor in a flavor saver?
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Always seek knowledge about where you live
- dementius
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Idea for very moderation-oriented game of thrones drinking game- whenever someone gets their dick bit by a leech, drink
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My penis might be small but it has a really big heart
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The thai massage parlor I go to only offers 'awkward endings'
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We always hear about the differences between the haves and the have nots, but not nearly enough about the have mores and the haves
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I wasn't aware bill cosby's catchphrase now was yo yo yo yo! pic.twitter.com/vZiWDxBke8
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I'm in LA and I just noticed I forgot to shave my chest pic.twitter.com/5XmLAsNZOB
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Catching up on the young and the restless. I haven't watched since 1979 so this might take a little bit
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New issue of dicaprio magazine OUT!!! pic.twitter.com/PIP0nOfRaP
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Girls, instead of invited your celebrity crush to your prom, invite that 8 year old kid in Indonesia that smokes 2 packs a day
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i might get the 11" ipad so i will seem a little bigger
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My therapist just told me I'm more of a miranda than a samantha, but in fairness she's just catching up with the show
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To the person who left their used condom in the north stairwell of the west 4th st station in NYC, I gave it to lost and found
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i haven't use my ceiling mirror in ages
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They meant ambiance right? pic.twitter.com/O7D026Igvc
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My hotel door has 3 peepholes. I challenge anyone to try and avoid detection pic.twitter.com/jd1X5azbM1
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Can't wait to see how da Vinci made love on the new tv show, da Vinci's Demons
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Spring is for pussies
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My confidence is at an all time medium
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@FlyBlune the show went to heaven
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@FlyBlune it's a lamb
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i tried to act really attractive and dumb all day today
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There's just something about the holocaust you can't deny
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I'm not one for promoted tweets , but 5 hour energy drink has caused at least one spontaneous abortion- just saying ladies!
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I may be middle aged, but my sex drive feels like what it was when I was 8
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Blackface is very insensitive, but blackdick is really wrong
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my son's first short film called 'toothbrushes dancing'. twitpic.com/c5nzzk
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Some people have a bad back- I have a really bad asshole
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Who was the weird robot waving the flag at bloomberg's state of the city address?
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We should at least approve the use of apology drones to be sent out after regular drone attacks
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[adultswim.com] @adultswimdotcom
Author/comedian @HJBenjamin stopped by to show us his adorable chest hair. Look at him, he's adorable: thingx.tv/videos/think-x… #ThinkX
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this store name that's also a quote from someone named Terry really has me intrigued twitpic.com/c011qj
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What does God call his condoms? Immaculate Protection
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Can anyone recommend a good wine pairing for dysthymia?
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@LipsOfAnAngel48 @HJBenjamin I can't commit to Thursday so happy birthday
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@shlym @HJBenjamin okay you start
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