In gym I almost died while playing Softball AND Kickball... I can ONLY play soccer. Hahaha I just stand in the field and watch me die
Go to my sweetheart Nick Knight's SHOWSTUDIO now and see unreleased footage from the Born This Way video!
Should I wear pants today??
"Government Hooker" By Lady Gaga
"Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga
OMG. I just got a voicemail.. Omg i ain't listening to it yet! I don't know who its from!
Marilyn, Judy, Silvia. Tell 'em how you feel girls.
I just want to be myself and I want you to love, me for who I am. I am my hair. I've had enough this is my prayer that I'll die as my hair💜
Tonight was magical Singapore. Hot sweaty dance hall. I had such an amazing show, thank you for all your love! Xoxo kisses and
The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters. Mind = Inceptionally blown.
Madonna is trying to get attention thats all.
Jusst stop fighting and it out
We had to cancel the concert in Indonesia. I'm so very sorry to the fans & just as devastated as you if not more. You are everything to me
Lady Gaga's speech at the Born This Way Ball in Manila
There is nothing Holy about hatred.
The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18 years old.
40 year old Trent Arsenault, a tech geek, is still a virgin but has 14 children, and none of them adopted! Details -->
You remain conscious for 25 seconds after you're decapitated and you can see and blink during these 25 seconds.
United States holds the record of having the highest number of people who have been diagnosed with a mental disorder.
Thank you for the beautiful greeting at the airport. Today marks the 1 year anniversary of our album Born This Way I'm very emotional+proud
I cANT stop writing music. Its AN ILLNESS.
And don't worry, if I get thrown in jail in Manila, Beyonce will just bail me out. Sold out night 2 in the Philippines. I love it here!
The Jakarta situation is 2-fold: Indonesian authorities demand I censor the show & religious extremist separately, are threatening violence
Gaga could go to jail for having performed Judas and Alejandro. Also, 150 protesters from Jakarta got tickets for her show. Be Safe Gaga.
IM SOOO EXCITED FOR THE SIMPSONS. "Lisa Goes Gaga" episode. They did such an amazing job. I hope you like my voice-over acting debut! :) <3
Love getting my ass kicked in rehearsal. Everything hurts and I love it. Broke every nail and tangled every hair this week. Bad to the Bone.
Did ANYONE see SPRINGSTEEN on Fallon last night!!! Buy his new album. It is so genius its hard to even believe. Just mind-blowing passion.
love u so much! ♥ BTW made me brave! u save my life every day. please follow me, means a lot.
best night ever. watching bridal television with HAUS while my stylist burst into tears wishing he was there to style the brides.
You can watch the live feed of the keynote conference where I will be speaking with Oprah, Chopra + others. Watch now:
I told you MINT would be big in fashion this spring. Naturally, I will continue to wear black. (perpetual mourner)
Getting ready for Harvard. Mother is asking me for fashion advice, little does she know I stole her look.
I'm so excited to launch the BORN THIS WAY FOUNDATION at Harvard with my mom tomorrow. I'll be there with an amazing repertoire of experts.
The chef at hotel made me a surprise. So awesome to see the message spreading already. One cookie at a time.
Me steaming my vintage polyblend Halston with a teapot is a vision, should have sprung for the ministeam on HSN.
I have to pee. Im too lazy to get up though, so I'll just tweet it instead :)
It is great meeting monsters at Joanne.
Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep.
Oh the irony of winning "Most Pretentious Album Ever" from none other than NME. *eyeroll* I might laugh forever + then return to narcissism
Here's my latest article. Inspired by sports...where? V MAGAZINE GAGA MEMORANDUM NO. 6
Listening to HAIR, singing into hairbrush. I think I forgot I'm a pop singer for 5 whole minutes + then remembered I GET TO TOUR THIS SHIZ!
Gagaklein is a wrap. 3 days of debauchery. Is it wrong to have fun when your working? Boys boys boys.
RT if you have less than 2000 followers. Follow & watch your follower count rise. No joke.
Why can't I be thin? And pretty? I hate myself. Thanks!!!!
Marilyn Did It First Madonna Did it Second Gaga Does It Better
"Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine; stars in our eyes cause we're having a good time, eh eh..."
Kill for the one who saved Yoü. Kill for Gaga.
[&] Lady GaGa:
THE FREAKING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!
Gaga is shooting her perfume cmapaign + commercial w/ Steven Klein today!
you said a rude comment about Gaga.
Quote by : I created the Monster Ball so that my fans would have a place to go – a place where all the freaks are outside.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Only 5% of the population can find the mitsake, can you?
Dumb phone, that wasn't a "missed" call. That was a "Looked And Saw Who It Was And Pressed Ignore" call.
Thank you to the Virgin Media Awards. Because of fan votes we took home 5 awards including best album & track for Born This Way.
"Born This Way Ball tickets in Australia were sold out in 4 minutes and 16 seconds." wohooo! monsters, enjoy your ball! :D
Big news: will join on stage for the launch event! Sign up to learn more:
||GAGABUCKSNEWS|| Lady Gaga dressed as Vampire last Valentine's for Taylor Kinney.
Watching a movie. Your parents walk in. BAM sex scene.
"Did you do your homework?" "Did you grade my test?" "I have other student's tests to grade." "I have other teacher's homework to do."
Teacher: "Sit up front." Me: "Bitch, I sit in the back for a reason. I don't want to see your ugly face in HD."
Awwwwwwww. This picture ate my heart. Our mommy, , when she first came out <3
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do...
Looking forward to this weekend. Shooting my parfum campaign and commercial with Steven Klein. Will be edited to a special song...shit.
I'm so proud of , my close friend for YEARS in NY. . Check out his song here+buy on iTunes! VIDEO
Happy Valentines Day everyone
Meows are for yuckies. Rawrs are for Monsters.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone. If you have someone special, give them a kiss. If you don't, make a voodoo doll of your ex and cast spells.
Lady Gaga is the new Queen of Pop ♥ (according to Virgin Media) RT If you think that is the Queen of Pop :3
What a beautiful night last night was, Adele deserved every award she won and perhaps an extra one for being such a kind and lovely woman.
"I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail."-LG
*Looking in the mirror* Fix hair. check teeth. fix hair. check butt. fix hair. side check. suck in. side check. fix hair. *sighs* walks away