"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it." ~ Nelson Mandela
MT In honor of Nelson Mandela who sadly passed away
Negative thoughts come to every person. The key is, don’t verbalize them. Be positive or be quiet.
I know I've Native and all but I get tired of the use of the word solidarity.
I do have to admit, I hate being a bitch.
Billie Joe Armstrong & Norah Jones - "Long Time Gone": VIDEO
Auto-correct just changed Mmm to Mom in a sext so that's pretty much over.
Totally read this as yegtards. Sorry.
I snort laughed...not gonna lie.
Crossfit but with the first rule of Fight Club
Watching The Witches of Eastwick. Man I love angry chicks and Jack Nicolson.
A girl tweeted "You gotta be ghetto if u bring food from outside into the movies"
No u might be stupid if u pay 4.99 for a bag of skittles
Wtf? Why am I following this person? Oh you're following me? Ok nvm.
People are awesome. People are fucked up. People are fucking awesome.
I like that birth control is a political issue this year because it means the year is 1964 and the Beatles are about to get huge.
My wife will believe any bullshit spewed in a commercial, but if I say something, she goes all Columbo on me.
“It’s not 2:45, it’s 2:47”
Stop tweeting what you think WE want to hear.
Tweet like you would if you didn't have any followers.
Gain friends, NOT followers.
I remember a world ..
before social media ..
where I would just lose touch with people.
If you don’t work ‘my fiancé’ into the dinner conversation at least 63 times, I don’t believe you’re engaged.
When war breaks out girls & women become targets of - AMM
Some silences are harder to take back, than words.
Tweeting while watching TV is the new black.
Is there a future for ? by
I didn't figure him to be that way...being so "traditional".
I wish I'd known I would be cleaning this big ass house alone when my ex decided I should buy it.
how to: simple holiday detox
That's a dumb tweet.
Ah fuck it.
Sometimes the best way to say sorry to someone, is to just stay the fuck out of their life.
I would be more inclined to go to church if the body of Christ was a calzone.
The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman..
My home phone rang and I didn't know what to do. I just kept poking it with a stick till it stopped.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I'm totally flexible....
RMR: Rick's Rant - PMO Scandal VIDEO
Donna's son on Facebook just took 4 steps...
Gerald on Twitter just started the 12 steps.
beautiful men and intellect and sass...I love him!
So you're happy with your life?
You're going to suck at Twitter.
OMG. What have I done? I started watching Sherlock.
You can usually tell when someone is afraid of love. They will behave in the most inappropriate ways in an effort to turn you off.
Thomas King: The desire to find ways to *civilize* Indians had been an impulse from the beginning of European settlement.
If you have your health, if you have people in your life to love, you are blessed. Slow down and enjoy the simple things in life.
my favorite urban legends are bigfoot and successful long distance relationships
These Kinds of Relationships Have an Expiration Date.
All Healthy Relationships Have Hiccups.
Nice. RT : Wow, Alberta really has some of the best sunsets.
The best part of a relationship is the beginning..... Like before they start trying to make you change.
Hey, look who's presenting at this month's Share, Pray, Love for Spirit-Minded Women! Yours truly!
You bunches of so's and so's! :P
Him: Your husband is a lucky man.
Me: Yes he is lucky.... lucky I made him an ex instead of setting him on fire.
Since 1999, 145 children died under AB province protection. Only 56 deaths were reported in govt annual reports LA
The thing about shutting people out is that they eventually leave. Make sure that's what you want.
Everything in moderation. Especially this inspirational bullshit.
A feminist is any woman who tells the truth about her life.
i dont want you to save me, i want you to stand by my side while i save myself.
I'm just going to France to clear my head. That's the life I want.
You can't save your face and your butt at the same time.
What to do? Gotta be in two places tonight but thought I would check out later. What time you wrapping up?
Awkward Silence at the All is Bright festival today
Ugh, I better get out there. I would much rather stay home, look like shit and do nothing.
I find each day too short for all the all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
It's all about being in the right mind set.
Fuck drama. I choose peace.
Sticks and stones break bones......"Racism" strikes at the core of self-identity, eats away at the heart and casts a shadow on the soul.
Good for you! I put myself first with my decision. Feels good huh?
I'm not running from my problems...I'm stumbling with limited grace and no determination.
owie, sorry to hear that.
weird. I quit my job yesterday too.
Moose meat stew and bannock for supper.
Fact #10 We will have 3 onsite November 23! Great eats from &
Got weekend plans? Put on your social calendar! will be there cause we ain't square!
Sometimes, I only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.
One must raise the pinky finger up in order to be fancy.
Listen, smile, agree. Then do whatever the fuck you were going to do anyway. ~ RDJ
A lot of people have strong opinions about life and they all share their ideas. However, remember that it's your life and not another's.
Not everyone can be called crazy.
It takes a special person, dedication and hard work, and that little bit of magic.
4 extra boxes in the car!!.lookin for homes after 12! If you want them delivered this afternoon just…
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. ~Anaïs Nin
Two weeks without movement or self care and yup I pretty much feel like poo.
Advertisers Should Just Quit. Nothing Will Ever Top This Volvo Commercial
My body is very attracted to your body but the problem is when you speak, my brain gets angry.
When a woman says, "When you get the chance can you..."
What she really means is, "Get up off your lazy ass and do it right now"
Finding your balance in the small things in life, makes you prepared for when the big things happen.
Sylvester Stallone saying his own name is the longest syllable known to man.
Silence is a hint that only smart people understand.
Why is everyone so surprised by all this corruption. It's the Canadian way. Lie, cheat and steal.
reputation: a baggage only humans can afford
Well, look at the bright side, at least you're not burdened with being a decent human being.
Middle aged is just code for...knows how to fuck.
Some say bitch, I say not one who easily falls for bullshit.
It's not that I don't trust you, I don't trust anyone.
Good food is such a turn on.
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.