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HeatherEdmonton 2009-04-08
@heatherswords1,841 days
Cree woman, mother, yogini, bookworm, music lover, social butterfly, thrifter, treasure gatherer, living life in health and balance
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Heather @heatherswords
If the lights draw you in and the dark can take you down Then love can mend your heart, but only if you’re lucky now
#ryanadams #music
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Mike Reno @WhiskeySoured
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and I'm gonna mumble some shit under my breath and probably let you keep fooling me.
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Heather @heatherswords
My Monday was so long it felt like 3 days to finish.
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BWSS @EndingViolence
#Thursdays Wildflower Women of Turtle Island Drum Group at our #Vancouver office at 6-7 pm #Indigenous #VAW -EG pic.twitter.com/NxX73p8IWd
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Dr. Hooey Spitooey @BigBagOfScum
I need a new addiction. That don't include drugs, alcohol, tobacco, ect.
Basically anything not fun.
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Js_Dark_Reality @Js_Dark_Reality
I'm not here to make your life easy. Just better.
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Renee Graziano @reneegraziano
Live ur Life on ur Terms .. Dream Big ~ Take Risks ~ Don't Let NO1 Bring u Down & if it Feels that Good do it TWICE!!
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KtotheK @KtotheK39
I don't DM unsolicited pics of my vag. WHY do some men insist on DM'ing dick pics? DICKS ARE UGLY! There. I said it. Fucking deal with it.
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Heather @heatherswords
I hate being the voice of reason but someone has to do it.
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Simon Moya-Smith @SimonMoyaSmith
We #Native Americans are reporters, lawyers, doctors, scholars, artists & business owners, and we're also just a click away. Reach out. Ask.
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Heather @heatherswords
One of those days... pic.twitter.com/IWayYqnIDQ
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C. David Hammer @CletusHammer
The decision to trust or not to trust, will always be her most difficult moment.
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J's_Soul @thunderinmysoul
There's just one type of love. And that's wanting to make the one you love happy. In every way you can. Any other type, I don't know of.
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CocoB. @BeCoco77
I'm pretty sure every guy has a micro chip implanted at birth that alerts him to text only after you've decided that you're done with him.
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Heather @heatherswords
Note to self: Going for a walk with two toddlers is not my idea of fun.
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Toxic Probably @ToxicProbably
It's like my boyfriend doesn't even realize I want him to take advantage of me right now
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Jason Lamarche @Lamarche
A 10 yr old noticed the problem with this pencil's message, prompting a full recall. nytimes.com/1998/12/12/nyr… pic.twitter.com/azlcrNFt8o
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Heather @heatherswords
My mission of the day is to rest. The rest of the laundry, rest of the grocery shopping, rest of the cleaning.
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Josh @Humor_Fetish
Hey fellas, here's some advice on winning over some of the girls on twitter:

THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK
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People U Don't Need @PeopleUDontNeed
Self-Obsessed people, you know the people that force you to listen to their personal problems without ever furthering the discussion.
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Bklynmike @bklynmike3
Lose your friends wisely.
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Bklynmike @bklynmike3
No one lists
sweat pants, wifi & alcohol
as life goals.
But here we are.
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Kapri @KyleighSw
If I woke up next to you every morning, I would definitely be a morning person!
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Super Girl @AphroditeAfter5
Let's figure out how to make this forever
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Super Girl @AphroditeAfter5
No woman deserves to be some mans side dish, grow the fuck up ladies
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jian ghomeshi @jianghomeshi
My interview w/ @adamruebenbeach on empowering a next gen of aboriginal stars & storytellers: goo.gl/8pbqo2
pic.twitter.com/jozKIp6Xib
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Heather @heatherswords
I love lazy Saturday mornings.
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Mark Cherrington @MarkCherrington
#yeg had safe drop in centre for at risk women. But when gov cut Safe Com funding, I can only tell these women to stand under a street lite.
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Mark Cherrington @MarkCherrington
Sad when a 18yr mom isnt safe & every #yeg woman's shelter is full. Do we have to always have to provide the bare minimum in this province?
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The Universe ™ @TheUniverse1981
'MyCn18: An Hourglass Planetary Nebula' Image: goo.gl/XWIK1 via #NASA_App pic.twitter.com/9AMtp2c1zL
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joanna schroeder @iproposethis
Good God, white women. Knock this shit off already. ---> Heidi Klum & Her Redface Problem clutchmagonline.com/2014/04/heidi-…
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Heather @heatherswords
Bioluminescent trees could light up our streets – Expanded Consciousness expandedconsciousness.com/2014/04/08/bio…
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Heather @heatherswords
Yoga is not a workout. Yoga is a work in. #thingsmyyogateachersays
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Heather @heatherswords
I would rather get coffee delivered than flowers any day of the week.
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Heather @heatherswords
Being kind is classy.
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Heather @heatherswords
I deserve a metal for making it through the week without stabbing someone with a fork.
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Caitlin J. Dempsey @cj_dempsey
@FrankWaln This dude just became Dan Snyder's PR nightmare - RT @fivefifths "Nah Dan Snyder said it was cool, bro" pic.twitter.com/ifUYMYpmOm
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Rustin Cohle @TrueRustCohle
(5)…Now, to us, it's a sphere, but to them it's a circle. #TrueDetective #TrueRustCohle
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Rustin Cohle @TrueRustCohle
(4)…our lives like carts on a track. See, everything outside our dimension that's eternity, eternity looking down on us.
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Rustin Cohle @TrueRustCohle
(3)…flattened, like a single sculpture with matter in a superposition of every place it ever occupied, our sentience just cycling through...
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Rustin Cohle @TrueRustCohle
(2)… fourth-dimensional perspective, time wouldn't exist, and from thst vantage, could we attain it we'd see our spacetime would look…
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Rustin Cohle @TrueRustCohle
(1)The M-brane theory, it's like in this universe, we process time linearly forward but outside of our spacetime, from what would be a…
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CBCSundayEdition @CBCSunday
Robert Redford of @sundancelabs invu on @LeonardPeltier, #wrongfullyconvicted, in bad health @PeltierHQ cbc.ca/thesundayediti…
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Heather @heatherswords
Just got picked up at Home Depot. Guy asks me "What are you looking for?" I say "a stud finder." He replies "Well you found one right here."
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Heather @heatherswords
Anger is a response not an emotion. A response to feeling unloved or unsafe.
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Heather @heatherswords
I think of running away more as an adult than I did as a kid.
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Heather @heatherswords
"Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find your brain back there." Me to my teenage daughter just now.
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Miss Moneypenny @_Ms_Moneypenny_
The more glitter she's wearing, the more likely she's going to put out.

- Inspirational
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Heather @heatherswords
Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You'll sleep better. ~ Adam Gnade
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Heather @heatherswords
Btw thank you for unfriending me on facebook. Your passive aggressive way of ending our friendship really took some balls.
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MommyisInappropriate @inaproposmommy
If "conscious un-coupling" means divorce, doesn't "unconscious coupling" mean roofied? #GwynethPaltrowandChrisMartin
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Julia Proud @JuliaProud2014
I don't mean to brag but I can be preeeetty lame.
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Julia Proud @JuliaProud2014
So much to do.
So little time to screw it all up.
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Julia Proud @JuliaProud2014
I like to shower like they do in the movies.
No, not the sexy, self caressing, back arching kind, but the curl up into a ball, crying one.
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Julia Proud @JuliaProud2014
I wish I were still a teenager then all of my ME! ME! ME! crises would have an excuse like hormones...
but whatevs.
This is tots unfair...
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Julia Proud @JuliaProud2014
At the end of the day I just brush my teeth change into something comfy get into bed and stay awake for hours on end staring up at nothing!!
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Heather @heatherswords
Kevin Bacon's Footloose Entrance - The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon nbc.com/the-tonight-sh…
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Heather @heatherswords
I think mean people were once very nice but got taken advantage of until they were never going to take bullshit from anyone ever again.
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Aaron Blitzstein @BlitznBeans
So, what're all of us fortunate people complaining about today?
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Dumpster Muffin® @DebraMuffin
The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can.
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Dear Drug Addicts: @DearDrugAddicts
Anyone who glamorizes the use of drugs is working towards brainwashing you.
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Heather @heatherswords
#solitude #quote instagram.com/p/l5MjGJA_N9/
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Heather @heatherswords
Getting to the heart of the matter on a beautiful Sunday morning. #thedesiremap #daniellelaporte instagram.com/p/l5MKtMg_NE/
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Rock @TheMichaelRock
That's not really my business.

- no woman, ever.
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inappropriate mom @nicfit75
Hey twitter, thanks for breaking that awful book addiction I used to have.
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Simone de Beauvoir @SimoneBeauvoirs
Shopaholic feminism is an obscenely shallow idea. There is nothing liberating in the brain-dead act of shopping.
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Los @LosLos__
I love doing crunches.

*crunches Doritos*
*crunches popcorn*
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Wake @Wakenbake77
Just finished my first book! My wrist hurts from all the coloring.
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Heather @heatherswords
Upgrade your #DNA instagram.com/p/l36ZYGg_CY/
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S. Sparks @rs_sparks
Hey internet, I don't know if you've heard of this show "True Detective," but I just started watching it and I think it has potential.
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Aaron Blitzstein @BlitznBeans
"It's a cross between True Detective and..." - the start of every TV pitch right now
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Rustin Cohle @TrueRustCohle
I'll send you a letter. Yeah. Fuck this. Fuck this world. Nice hook, Marty. In this case Marty is my hangover. #TrueDetective#TrueRustCohle
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Heather @heatherswords
I'm 'it's 10:30 at night and you want to start a movie now?' years old.
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Heather @heatherswords
My Friday evening drink. #flowering #tea instagram.com/p/l1Mv_qA_IT/
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Not so Awesome Alex @Alex_LaVallee
If you keep looking over your shoulder, you may miss what's already in front of your face.

Don't focus too much on the past.
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Elle @Ellequence
We could never be close enough..
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Freudian Slip @NJFreudian
I am far more inspired by those who tried & failed, than those who could've would've & should've and never did.
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Freudian Slip @NJFreudian
People who choose to run away from their problems run in to a new problem called running away from your problems.
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Freudian Slip @NJFreudian
You can try to ignore your problems, but unlike people, it will continue to give u its undivided attention until you get rid of it.
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Freudian Slip @NJFreudian
I dislike you now, not because you changed, but because I changed. I have higher standards now.
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Heather @heatherswords
Feels great to be complimented on a good work done. Still hate my job though.
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Heather @heatherswords
After you have respected the pain & tabulated the lessons then comes the gratitude. @DanielleLaPorte bit.ly/1daW1dX
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Heather @heatherswords
Bad news is part of life, just as good news is.
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Jen @jenbunski
Found white cat with one blue eye one green eye in #yegmccauley. Bathed and fed! @YEGLostPet @EdmontonHumane pic.twitter.com/TzTi9loXIc
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Boycott Starbucks @BoycotStarbucks
By boycotting Starbucks millions are saying no to corporate hegemony.
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Heather @heatherswords
The mountains are calling and I must go - one of my favorite quotes by John Muir
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Ruff @ruffyoung
You exist in two places, in my heart and where you are.
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Heather @heatherswords
All I wanted to do today was close my eyes and now that I am finally home I'm like where's the adventure tonight.
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Rory O'Neill @Roryeoneill
Good on ya @Premier_Redford but seriously though when is the scaffolding on the #ableg coming down? #abgov #abpoli #priorities
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Heather @heatherswords
The cold has never really bothered me.
Just kidding, I hate winter...like really hate winter.
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Heather @heatherswords
I'm an expert in many fields. Unfortunately none of which generate an income. #truestory
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Heather @heatherswords
Tonight I am feeding my feelings ice cream and damn it tastes good.
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Neil @youngestneil
If you don't respond to my kindness, someone else will
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Raspberry Rose @Raspy_Rose
Sure, compliment me...
I'll just stand here trying to figure out what your motives are.
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Sassy Cupcake @SassyTexasGal
The truth is always a good place to start...
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Laet Oliveira @LaetPO
Intelligence: What you see in people who agree with you.
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Barbara @ThatsMyBush
Relationship Status-Out Of Batteries
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Shawn of the Fed @JuanSalton
If you pride yourself on being cheap, you're doing life wrong
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Daniel Plainview @10InchesPlus
My signature move is playing hard to put up with.
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Wickedwordslinger @StephenBCramer
Tweeting your way through the dark times can get you through it, humor has an amazing healing power.
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