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| damn i can hear the rain through my headphones 🎧 |
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| One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny |
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| Dear Sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was little, but now I can't get enough of you! Sincerely, Me. |
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| Don't pray for life to be easy, but pray for yourself to be strong. |
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| I just want you, that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. everything. I just want you. |
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| I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL You |
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| "You break it, you buy it" Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away. |
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| I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see who's real and who's fake... |
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| We all deserve a chance to be happy. |
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| "Mom, I swear my room was clean this morning." "So what happened?" "I got dressed" |
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| I hate that awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the whole time. |
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| Whatever the situation today, focus on God who supplies you what you need, not your ability to turn things around for good. |
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| I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I´m awkwardly sitting there like: I like turtles. |
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| Bitch, you & Monday have a lot in common, no one likes either of you. |
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| Sluts need to learn how to control their WHOREmones. |
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| Dear bitch the only reason God blessed you with big boobs is to distract people from your ugly face. |
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| I hate the depressing moment on Sunday that you remember: tomorrow is Monday |
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| Liste e dê em não seguidores! |
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