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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Meth Hammer | Toronto, Canada | 2009-06-04 | ![]() |
| @Slashleen | 1,447 days | |||
| I have a tattoo of a potato to represent my love of carbs. I love @michaelfroh. contactslashleen@gmail.com | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 72,756 | 218 | 3,263 | 2,367 | 5,223 |
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| Hell is exactly like this, only my mom sings vocals on every song ever. | |||
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| Bare ass farted on a wood floor and it sounded like Mayor Quimby exploding out of a canon full of spaghetti. | |||
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| Ate a weed cookie for breakfast, went to work in slippers and almost shit myself on a bus. Off to a good start, Tuesday. | |||
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| Farted in the shower and it sounded like a seal barking the first few notes of the national anthem. | |||
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| If you dot your 'I's with a heart you should also have to cross your 'C's with a cunt. | |||
10d
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| 3 shots and a "you're not like other girls" and I will suck your dick with my butthole. | |||
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| Suck dick like it's the only thing you've had to eat today. | |||
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| Just finished a yawn with a sneeze. I have never felt more satisfied in my entire life. | |||
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| You can't get drunk off jizz, but I still like to try. | |||
20d
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| When you swallow a load it goes directly into your heart and that's what love is. | |||
21d
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| Hanging out with my boyfriend's mom with her grandchildren in my hair. | |||
24d
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| How is same-sex marriage even up for debate when something as gay as Pinterest exists? | |||
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| Just farted in faux leather leggings and it sounded like someone screaming while making a balloon animal. | |||
26d
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| I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year. | |||
26d
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| Just coughed out a fart that sounded like Jack Nicholson saying "get going" with a sock in his mouth. | |||
39d
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| I don't mean to be rude, but yes I do. | |||
41d
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| @ochocinco please don't head butt me. | |||
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| Men who drive Smart Cars are just compensating for their obscenely large vaginas. | |||
46d
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| Just let out a fart while peeing and it sounded like a fighter jet crashing into a bubble wrap factory. | |||
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| Not so lazy Sunday vine.co/v/bIhEJF65BKH | |||
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| Date | Followers | Following | Tweets | Avg daily total | New followers | New following | New tweets | Avg daily month | Follow rank | Tweet rank |
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| 2013-05-21 | 72,756 | 218 | 3,263 | 2.3 | 608 | 1 | 9 | 0.4 | 20,465 | 18,607 |
| 2013-04-30 | 72,148 | 217 | 3,254 | 2.3 | -161 | 0 | 11 | 0.4 | 20,465 | 18,607 |
| 2013-03-31 | 72,309 | 217 | 3,243 | 2.3 | -11 | 7 | 16 | 0.5 | 20,361 | 18,502 |
| 2013-02-28 | 72,320 | 210 | 3,227 | 2.4 | 244 | -2 | 16 | 0.6 | 19,599 | 17,799 |
| 2013-01-31 | 72,076 | 212 | 3,211 | 2.4 | 1,127 | 2 | 27 | 0.9 | 18,328 | 16,492 |
| 2012-12-31 | 70,949 | 210 | 3,184 | 2.4 | 1,137 | 7 | 27 | 0.9 | 18,283 | 16,504 |
| 2012-11-30 | 69,812 | 203 | 3,157 | 2.5 | 610 | 2 | 23 | 0.8 | 17,753 | 15,965 |
| 2012-10-31 | 69,202 | 201 | 3,134 | 2.5 | 1,217 | 4 | 34 | 1.1 | 17,541 | 15,888 |
| 2012-09-30 | 67,985 | 197 | 3,100 | 2.6 | 1,099 | -5 | 34 | 1.1 | 17,371 | 15,877 |
| 2012-08-31 | 66,886 | 202 | 3,066 | 2.6 | 936 | 3 | 36 | 1.2 | 17,078 | 15,596 |
| 2012-07-31 | 65,950 | 199 | 3,030 | 2.6 | 824 | -2 | 29 | 0.9 | 13,480 | 11,329 |
| 2012-06-30 | 65,126 | 201 | 3,001 | 2.7 | 442 | 3 | 17 | 0.6 | 12,916 | 10,729 |
| 2012-05-31 | 64,684 | 198 | 2,984 | 2.7 | 407 | -2 | 18 | 0.6 | 12,411 | 10,193 |
| 2012-04-30 | 64,277 | 200 | 2,966 | 2.8 | 157 | 2 | 19 | 0.6 | 12,119 | 9,943 |
| 2012-03-31 | 64,120 | 198 | 2,947 | 2.9 | 614 | 1 | 14 | 0.5 | 11,406 | 9,105 |
| 2012-02-29 | 63,506 | 197 | 2,933 | 2.9 | 1,491 | -15 | 19 | 0.7 | 11,224 | 9,036 |
| 2012-01-31 | 62,015 | 212 | 2,914 | 3.0 | 770 | 10 | 16 | 0.5 | 10,787 | 8,615 |
| 2011-12-31 | 61,245 | 202 | 2,898 | 3.1 | - | - | - | - | 9,931 | 7,913 |
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