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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Not Sam Shepard | Yer 'magination | 2012-04-29 | ![]() |
| @CowboyMouthFun | 387 days | |||
| Goddamn Parody Account. But th' horse is real. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 3,901 | 2,781 | 1,172 | 69 | 2,485 |
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| Back Tattoos are a good way to communicate your deepest beliefs to the person behind you in line at Taco Bell. | |||
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| Heroes ain't born, they're called upon. | |||
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| COPS cancelled. Those looking for mentally unstable people humiliating themselves are being advised to watch any channel at any time of day. | |||
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| Wisdom is th' byproduct a' failure. | |||
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| Th' recipient a' complaints is th' bearer a' power. | |||
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| Writer's Block is just an addiction t' blank pages. | |||
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| Hope is easier t' carry than weapons. | |||
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| Sunday is th' Lord's day off, pick up th' slack. | |||
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| .@CowboyMouthFun I shall dance pantsless around the house, singing "Pants don't wanna be found" to the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." | |||
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| Sometimes pants just don't wanna be found. | |||
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| Th' hardest worker is usually th' dirtiest. | |||
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| Bread is th' only utensil y' can eat. | |||
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| Don't ever show yer face 'round here again. Take yer other parts with y' too. | |||
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| Sometimes a fist is the only way t' communicate love. | |
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| I had too many good conversations with pigs t' ever eat one. | |||
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| Horses don't cheat on ya. | |||
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| Tattoos 're for people with bad memories. | |||
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| Laughin' is involuntary, like lyin' your way outta danger. | |||
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| Y' can't buy honor, and y' can't afford not t' have it. | |||
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| If y' wanna be chased, y' better start runnin'. | |||
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