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"It's easy, just fake it till you make it."
"Clearly you're not good at faking either." |
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It's not gay if you love each other.
Wait, what... |
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| Dagnabbit! It ain't the proper time for skeeters yet, Bubba. |
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Meanwhile, at the Avenger Tower:
"I am a god! I don't need dandruff shampoo!"
"Yes, you do." |
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| Don't you hate it when a tweet vanishes down the depths of your mind before you can write it down? |
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Freedom of speech is a wonderful gift.
But a closeted gay man spewing hatred toward gays ... always tough to take.
His freedom. |
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Sometimes, she feels everything so intensely she goes a little crazy ... and starts crying for no reason.
... like a few of my gay friends. |
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"You OK?"
"Yeah ... the breakup interpretive dance was a nice touch ... I just wish she hadn't done it during Nana' wake." |
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| "I would never throw my hands up in the air and wave them like I just don't care. It's uncouth and unbecoming," said Lady Killjoy haughtily. |
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| "I prefer analog recordings. They sound so much better if you have the right equipment," said the hipster Luddite. |
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"What kind of a joke is that?"
"One that you clearly don't get," said the hipster smugly. |
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"How was the date?"
"He kept insisting he was an Ann Rice vampire ... but he only howled and cried when I stabbed him with my crucifix." |
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| Calling yourself the Absinthe Fairy does not change the fact that you're gay and a drunk, dear. The green tights are a nice touch, though. |
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Evil sunlight
Mocking me
Teasing me
Hurting me
Darkness, my muse
I embrace you
Life sucks
Vampire Emo Teen Poetry |
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| Screenshot and pass it on. |
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| "I'm not saying he's a good kisser, but he doesn't need Jedi mind tricks." |
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