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| Horny2012 I guess the Invisible Children he was Trying to save were the ones in his sperm. |
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| No judges in the Dunk Contest..who needs judges with a lineup like this tho? |
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| Retweeting a tweet because youre secretly sending someone a message. |
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| Telling someone I had a dream about you is code for I had a dream we fucked and now I want to. |
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| YOBO you . Only . Bad . Online YOCO you . Only . Cute . Online YOTO you . Only . Tough . Online... |
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| my week mondaaaaay tuesdayyyyy wednesdayyyyyyy thursdayyyyyy FRISATSUN mondayyyyyyyyyyyy... |
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| To all the fat bitches that only take pics from the neck up .... good try ...good try |
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| A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wifi. |
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| RIP Facebook. Its about time Twitter murdered something worth murdering. |
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| Hoes These Days be black as hell with sky blue contacts and bright blonde hair... Lookin like a burnt super saiyan |
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| BlackPeterG follow and dm |
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| ForTheHoes That Use Y O L O As an Excuse to Be a Hoe.. Killyoself |
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| Welcome to 2012 Presidents are black rappers are white and asians play basketball. |
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| Who else feels that you go to work so you can afford to put gas in your car so you can go to work? |
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| Too many baby showers not enough weddings. Too many funerals not enough graduations.. |
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| girlswithnoass Are usually the ones you need to wife. |
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| That Bitch know he can see..... |
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| I think Im Big Meat Whopper Junior Double bacon halleluijah No lettuce extra cheese real niggas dont care bout no heart disease |
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| B.O.S.S. Built On Self Success |
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| My first Tweet in 2013 will be Yall niggas alive? |
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