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| $20 Peace Toaster Group Deal |
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| After buying a Burnt Impressions toaster, there is no turning back. -Hugo Chavez FrAcTuReD |
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| Taking collections to get a Jesus Toasters for his retirement. |
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| A toasty temperament is the disease that afflicts amateur toasters. -Gilbert K. Chesterton FrAcTuReD The pros go to |
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| To love Peace toast is to act. -Victor Hugo FrAcTuReD ~ Peace Toasters on sale for $20.13 at |
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| Abstract toast art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. -Al Capp FrAcTuReD |
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| Toast art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of a burnt feeling the toaster has experienced. -Leo Tolstoy FracTuReD |
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| When it stopped conforming to the conventional picture of toasters it finally began to enjoy being a Jesus Toaster. -Betty Friedan FrAcTuReD |
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| a special caramelized Jesus toast to for invited to sponsor (use butter liberally) |
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| Presidents Day Sale - Use code "PRESIDENT" for 20% OFF all Novelty Toasters at Sale ends Midnight Tonight!! |
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| I had rather be on my farm making Peace toast than be emperor of the world. -George Washington FrAcTuReD |
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| Great novelty toasters are as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness. -George Jean Nathan FrAcTuReD... |
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| Every good toaster toasts what he is. -Jackson Pollock FrAcTuReD |
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| Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations involving the purchase of a Burnt Impressions Toaster... |
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| I enjoy Saturday morning racing racing to the Peace toaster. -Dale Earnhardt FrAcTuReD |
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| Better a witty toaster than a foolish toast. |
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| For your convenience our customer service staff is now fluent in monosyllabic grunts. |
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| My toaster used to be Snow White, but it drifted. -Mae West FrAcTuReD |
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In the end, the toast you take is equal to the toast you make.
-Paul McCartney FrAcTuReD |
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| Toast art distills sensations and embodies it with enhanced meaning. -Miguel de Unamuno FrAcTuReD |
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