 | |
| If you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway, are you enslaved on a freeway? |
| |
| |
| Is the punishment for Satanists, being sent to heaven? |
| |
| |
| If I agree to disagree with you, am I agreeing or disagreeing with you? |
| |
| |
| If it is zero degrees today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it actually be? |
| |
| |
| If someone is living in my attic, am I actually living in someone’s basement? |
| |
| |
| If God told a devout man to become an atheist…… would he? |
| |
| |
| If the Kardashians do nothing and people worship them for it, is that idle worship? |
| |
| |
| If I am the best man at the wedding, why is she marrying this other guy? |
| |
| |
| If you are allowed to print Korans but not destroy them, would eventually the Universe be composed only of Korans? |
| |
| |
| If a doctor became the president, would we address him as Dr. President? |
| |
| |
| Does using the word ‘pretentious’ in conversation, make you sound pretentious? |
| |
| |
| If God flooded the earth and Noah saved the animals, how did the plants survive? |
| |
| |
| If we found weed naturally growing in a national park, could we arrest the Government for possession? |
| |
| |
| If looking into Medusa’s eyes will turn you into stone, can you use that as an excuse to stare at her tits? |
| |
| |
| If God created man from dust, how are we 70% water? |
| |
| |
| If a lot of people relate to the socially awkward penguin, is he still socially awkward? |
| |
| |
| Is it possible for orphans….to watch a PG movie? |
| |
| |
| Is the phrase ‘In God we trust’ printed on all American money, the reason for the awful state of America’s economy? |
| |
| |
| If the children starving in Africa are God’s children, does that make God a deadbeat dad? |
| |
| |
| If atheists don’t believe in higher powers, can they solve exponential equations? |
| |
