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| When someone says something bad about you, it's best to respond by killing them with kindness... or poison, if you have some. |
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| It's time to stop using the word hipster and call them what they are. White people. |
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| I'm about to Kickstart one of you mother fuckers in the nuts. Fuck your movie. |
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| The Gondors broke my monitors, then made an album. |
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| I mean don't get me wrong, The new Bobcat Goldthwait film is no Shakes The Clown, but come on, what is? |
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| Shout out to and the new Bobcat Goldthwait film Willow Creek. It was hilariously scary and deserves awards. |
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| Kanye is next level for projecting his new video on buildings around the world. Next level annoying. |
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| Man, people who get upset at people who get upset at people who get upset about people stealing tweets can have this tweet. |
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| I love when I egotistically rip into people and then make a massive grammatical error or miss a word completely. |
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| Diet soda. For those people WAY too smart to fooled into something bad for them. |
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| Food shopping in America is so much easier when you're high. "OH MY GOD, Reeses peanut butter cup cereal? YES!" |
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| How do you scare pussy comedy fans? TABOO! |
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| I don't feel the need to tweet everything, I just needed you to know that. OK, back to my sandwich, then a shit and a shower, then bed. |
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| I KNOW! He made you feel very mediocre looking? Happens to the best of us. RT Just met and he was an ASSHOLE |
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| Ecko Unltd. presents: 's 20th Anniversary Tour! Go to for tour dates! |
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| Butthole should be one hole word. ( o ) |
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| Remember ladies, show some passion when blowing your man because the robots are coming to take your job any day now. |
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(*) Vagina
:(*): Sad Vagina (Herpes)
( * ) Very large vagina |
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| 8------------------D (My dick is really skinny) |
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