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| Calling home to get money because u blew your bank on your first visit to the strip club...... |
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| I don't remember anything from last night after that guy gave me that drink...... |
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| Bumming off my bf for drinks at the bar.... |
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| When people think I am someone else....... |
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| ": Bad decisions = Great fucking stories." So do my mistakes |
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| My teacher asked me to stick around after class to improve my grade......do u think he wants to talk? |
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| If you go up to the bar and ask the first guy with a beard to get you beer, you might be a desperate freshman girl. |
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| That moment when I will be the dumbass wondering around looking for my classes...... |
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| I think I am pretty enough to go without makeup or a shower....... You aren't |
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| Tweet your freshman mistake pics this weekend! |
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| Any followers at Arizona State who know how to party as hard as I do?? |
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| All these college kids say they are going to bed because of finals... I won't do that when I'm there. |
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| Is there a reason that all these old guys come up to me and try and take me home? |
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| "I bet I can out-drink everyone." After u throw up on someone, in the cab, and in someone's house, you will have no friends |
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| "My friends say I will find love when I get to college, but I think all the guys just want to have sex with me:(" |
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| Tell your friends to follow me. You never know when I will show up on campus and give away free sex! |
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| I think when I get to college I will change my BIO to "SINGLE HIT ME UP"....I bet I will get laid all the time. |
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| Tripping on my walk to class and my sundress flies up so everyone can see I don't wear panties. |
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| Whoever becomes my 69th follower will get retweeted by me for a week! |
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| Still trying to make my college decision....I hear the people at UK only like basketbal, UGA they can drink more, and ASU parties harder... |
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