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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Tokyo Sex Whale | Henley On Thames | 2010-07-26 | ![]() |
| @Tokyo_Sex_Whale | 1,028 days | |||
| I am a dynamic figure,
I'm an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 127 | 601 | 1,468 | 2 | 7 |
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| @fizzer18 @JoleonLescott Another club or retiring Phil? | |
| 39d in reply to fizzer18 | |
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| Interesting decision by #readingfc - wonder what Liverpool fans think... #lfc. #MinutesApplause pic.twitter.com/XaXpZX4VyW | |
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| Hate it when they get that game wrong, it takes bloody ages to scoop 1000 balls up and put them back in the container!! | |||
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| You don't lose by 27 points because of a couple of bad decisions by the ref. Get some humility. Rugby should follow footballs lead. #england | |||
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| @kentishwizard Very clear Wiz. A normal man just thinks there is a huge pool of train drivers but I guess that would be too costly! | |
| 60d in reply to kentishwizard | |
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| @kentishwizard That's incredible they'd cancel a train for a late driver. I've never thought about it but assumed there'd be spare drivers. | |
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| @kentishwizard What happens if a train driver is late? Do they have to meet the train at a later stop? | |
| 60d in reply to kentishwizard | |
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| I'll never forget @themichaelowen tearing Germany a hole in their own back yard or "that goal" against Argentina. What a player. #legend | |
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| Big day today. I have decided that this will be my last season as a professional footballer. Full statement here: michaelowen.com | |||
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| @LewisHamilton Top Tip - next time you're on an empty motorway behind a police car. Do a "Hamilton" and pretend its an escort. | |
| 60d in reply to LewisHamilton | |
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| @rickygervais My Mrs managed to record 3 things at once on Sky+ and it stopped your comic relief sketch after 7 mins. I was inconsolable. | |
| 61d in reply to rickygervais | |
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| @InjusticeFacts The worker who works the extra 1800 hours a year will be the one who becomes CEO at a later day. | |
| 61d in reply to InjusticeFacts | |
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| Fishing. | |
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| Don't see the issue with the McManaman challenge. Got the ball first and the player second. #OldSchool | |
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| Don't go in to dragons den without knowing your profit/loss. Deborah will be sick over you and @DuncanBannatyne will shake his head. #imout | |
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| Not sure how Mcmanaman means anything other than to hit the player. Even if he gets the ball he goes straight through to the knee. #disgrace | |
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| Brentford, Bournemouth or Swindon away on a Saturday afternoon >>> getting raped by Arsenal on a Monday night. #readinfgc #relegation | |||
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| Scroll fast it'll turn purple! 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 🔵🔴 🔴🔵 | |||
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| Is Zayn just narrating in real time to Christopher about how shit his life is? #comicrelief | |||
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| @HobbsofHenley @GarethinRG10 @BeerTreePub Hopefully better than La Barca which I heard some shocking things about! | |
| 64d in reply to HobbsofHenley | |
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