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| If I crash into a Nationwide Insurance car that says nationwide on it, I wonder ,, is nationwide still on my side |
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| Ordering a salad at a Waffle House is like asking an Asian hooker for a hug.... |
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| Sometimes it's nice to go to a REALLY nice Waffle House..... |
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| Delayed flt ( due to nice weather) in Denver, then maintenance delay... (Cause Sunday is maintenance here for United Scarelines) why is S... |
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| Question... What do Hookers do on 'take your kids to work day'???? |
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| I wrote a song today.... It's a mixture of Ronnie Milsap and New Kids On The Block.... It's called " There's A Stranger In My Apartment" |
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| At Gilley's in Vegas tonight & 2morro performing with Bobby McClendon.. as long as I haven't broken anything! |
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| Thanks to SWA for feeding me Bloody Mary's all the way Vegas from Nashville , getting me drunker than Keith Whitley at Hank Jr's birthday... |
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| Holly came from Miami F-L-A Hitch hiked her way across the USA Shaved her eyebrows on the way Changed her name and then she was a he ....... |
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| I'm thinking up Kentucky Derby Horse Names.. .. Fart Smeller ( fart smeller coming up the rear) Ball Flicker ( out front) You get the ide... |
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| I wonder if its harder for Jason Collins to tell his freinds he's gay or that he plays for the Washington Wizzards |
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| The neighbor is cleaning out her Closet.... said she found a gay cousin |
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| Breaking News ... Randy Travis has been diagnosed with high levels of Branson in his blood stream... |
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| A buddy's before & after pics of his divorce .... |
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| Please,, put a caption to this.... |
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Five Signs of Laziness
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Thank ya to the Possum George Jones for being you.
I wonder... Who's gonna fill your shoes.... |
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