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| I'll be up in the spaceship working mate, though it's usually cold up there too |
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| I hope it's soothingly slow and attritional. |
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| At Lord's tomorrow. Civilisation beckons after 9 months of football people incessantly shouting at one another. |
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| Perhaps Tony Pulis can make an actual silk cloth out of an actual sow's ear now? |
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| Nice of the Premier League to lower ticket prices for a game at Villa Park that will not happen. |
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| Stoke are launching an internal investigation after a pig's head was left in Kenwyne Jones's locker |
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| he was, truly, The Prince of our Hearts |
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| He's a nice man. A handsome man. And he was a very good footballer. He's not St Francis of Assisi. Please, Sky, enough. |
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| These are things people are actually saying with a straight face. |
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| 'He made it cool for men to be nice to their kids'. |
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| 'He's an icon, he's a role model, he's an incredible property. You can almost put Brand Beckham up there with Apple and Google'. |
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| very different. Enjoyed both. Book more so. |
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| Brian Clough's about to sign Dave Mackay on The Damned United. Jimmy Greaves reckons Mackay was the best he ever played with. |
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| ha! I've only ever bought designer pants in a sale - and never used moisturiser |
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| He changed men, he inspired them to use moisturiser and spend fifty quid on a pair of pants. I guess that will be his epitaph one day. |
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| I'm a year older than Beckham. Most blokes I know who are younger than him care what they look like. Most of us older than him don't really |
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| wondering whether I do, assuming possibly not. |
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| Madrid, Beijing, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Bangkok. I even spoke to him once! That was when newspapers had budgets... |
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| Has Gus Poyet achieved enough to reckon himself quite so much? |
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| I'm a remarkably ordinary man, leading a remarkably ordinary life! |
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