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| I mean, yeah, I'm having a really fun time with when I play a game, but it can seem antisocial if no one else is around. |
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| Metal Gear Solid! Also, on behalf of gamers, thanks for watching. It's like you're validating an otherwise lonely hobby, ya know? |
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| Microsoft just announced a Halo TV show. "Great, another way to watch Halo," say nation's non-gaming girlfriends. |
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| Presenting Tinnie's Poppin Corn, home of the best hand-drawn unlicensed superhero endorsements. |
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| Here is everyone on the phone in an elevator: "Hold on I'm in an elevator." |
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What a lovely 90-degree day in Chicago!
(sweat stains form around my shirt's armpits & belly area to resemble eyes & mouth of a smiley face) |
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| yes, tits the best we can do |
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| I bet corgis wearing Spanish explorer hats would look conquistadorable. |
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| i can get a pillow shaped like a heel just like how when you think of Coca Cola you think "elegant shoe pillows" |
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| Just earned my 1000th My Coke Rewards point. What should I get? other than diabetes |
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| honestly i don't know if i've made that pun before because i have a bad mammary |
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| That last tweet was really stupid so I might delete it. And this one, for confessing that. Basically this tweet just dug two graves. |
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| i dont know if i can think of a really bad boobs pun but ill do my breast |
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The traditional Agile+UX process:
UX "cooks" full designs.
Dev takes "bites" each iteration.
The work comes out looking like poop. |
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"Sign in to Yahoo! with Google"
What. How is that a thing?
That's like "Sign in to tacos with hamburgers" |
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| "I'm here to make popcorn and be disgusting" -every break room microwave |
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| 100% ok. I'm the GRAND FINALE in the EPIC TRILOGY of DUDES IN MY FAMILY NAMED HENRY (until we get greedy and start another) |
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| I guess I expected all explorers to die quietly in a bed whispering, "Tell my story, grandchildren" and not get stabbed to death by natives. |
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