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| Lady, why wear all those sharp studs - your face is spiky enough! |
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| Egg farts on the 38 again. |
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| Leonardo Dicaprio just started following me - how wonderfully ideal. It's definitely him. |
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| I know this is going to upset people but humans with fake cigarettes 'smoking' in bars makes CRINGE. Go to the loo! |
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| So, are thumb ring synonymous with gays? I'm trying to eye up a fitty but I'm not sure if he's trying to tell me something! |
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| Woman on 38 bus reading a book called 'How To Kill Your Husband'. Must get back into reading. |
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| Lotta cunts with moustaches around aren't there! |
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| Stop fucking blowing bubbles with your gum you annoying wretch. You're a grown up! |
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| Fucking shitting cunting traffic. |
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| At drop-in doctors waiting to be seen. Banging head and ringing ears. I swear I hate children. There are a thousand here. A thousand. |
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| We used to have a chocolate Labrador. One day, it licked itself and died. |
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| Madam, your moustache is offensive. Time for change |
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| Anyone seen my rape alarm? |
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| Children Urghghghghghghghghghghg |
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| The man next to be has breath like that horrible humid dishwasher smell #38 |
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| If in doubt, have a pint. |
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| Sometimes you can't afford a cab ALL the way home. And it's these time when you think about doing a wee on the bus |
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| Ugly man with bad gel hair - do NOT keep looking at me like we're sharing a moment. You've got no chance!! |
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