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| Today's game is just a formality. It's already been recorded as a win in the record book. |
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| Matt Tuiasosopo is a legit ballplayer. Seriously... he doesn't have any fake twitter accounts. |
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| Just when I think there is nothing left for me to talk about on twitter, Justin Verlander goes and gives me this gem. |
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| If Valdespin survives this, moves down to #2 on my list of toughest dudes in baseball. |
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| Why didn't JV ever get the bright idea to bean a dude in the schlong when Pierzynski was batting? |
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| Yup, it hit ol' Valdespin right in the quint 'n' berries. |
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| Never have Valdespin as your wing man. He's kinda a cock blocker. |
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| Verlander's fastball was effective "down in the zone" |
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| Who's got the gif of Verlander hitting Valdespin in the jewels? |
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| These new spring training hats are UGLY... There. I said it. |
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| It is too bad Oscar Pistorius wasn't unarmed. |
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| If you are going through Tayshaun withdrawals, don't worry... there's still enough Prince to go around in Detroit. |
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| I can't believe how people could get so emotionally connected to fake twitter accounts |
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| Man it's been a bad week for sleazeball athletes. Lance Armstrong, Manti T'eo... watch your back Pierzynski. |
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| Good luck and be safe... watch out for those foul balls into the dugout. |
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| My prediction for Delmon Young: He'll be picked up by the Hanshin Tigers for 1-yr/$2M. I'm pulling some strings for him. |
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| The Angels sure are spending a lot of money to be ALCS losers. |
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| Somebody please sign . I'm tired of him showing up at my doorstep in tears at 2:00 am crying "Nobody likes me!" |
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| Is there anyone left in the world who isn't creeped out my the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney World? |
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