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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() | Unsuccessful OJ | America | 2010-12-30 | ![]() |
| @UnsuccessfulOJ | 874 days | |||
| I'm NOT Chris Brown. I'm Unsuccessful OJ. I have to say that for legal reasons. How you doin'? | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16,512 | 16,510 | 2,243 | 83 | 53 |
![]() | Unsuccessful OJ @UnsuccessfulOJ | ||
| I don't snort coke as I hate bubbles up my nose. | |||
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| Did You Know? Tiger Woods has a cousin called Lion Rainforest. | |||
8h Retweeted by UnsuccessfulOJ
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| RT if you don't like me asking you to RT. | |||
1d Retweeted by UnsuccessfulOJ
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| This glue tastes funny. | |
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| I'm not calling you stupid, but you said you couldn't change a baby without the receipt. | |||
1d Retweeted by UnsuccessfulOJ
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| I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight. I like feeling chicken. | |||
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| We're just 50 minutes away until my current Xbox tells me all about the new Xbox that will make it completely redundant. #XboxReveal | |||
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| @SweettSlawtta Have you got something in your eye? | |||
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| Girl Facts & Figures @GirI_Facts | |||
| Girls are not hoes. Sure, they may be useful for some light gardening work, but they're rather impracticable for anything more. | |||
2d Retweeted by UnsuccessfulOJ
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| Fox News: Foxes are small-to-medium-sized canids, with a flattened skull, upright triangular ears, and a long bushy tail. | |||
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| Flying Bieber Air? He's the stewardess, right? | |||
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![]() | Full Name @fOlOminOs | ||
| I'm not calling you stupid, but you rewound a DVD before you took it back to Blockbuster. | |||
3d Retweeted by UnsuccessfulOJ
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| I wax my rocket everyday. | |||
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| #iGetAnnoyedWhenPeople tell me I shouldn't lose my temper. I never lose it, it's always with me. | |||
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| It's great that we live in an age where those with little talent can become global superstars. Thank you Lord! | |
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| #ThankYouJesusFor the excellent work you did in my garden. I really hope you never get deported. | |||
10d Retweeted by UnsuccessfulOJ
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| #ThankYouJesusFor being that word Spanish people say when someone sneezes. | |||
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| This place sucks donkey balls. | |
| 20d | |
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| Douchebags get all the pussy. | |||
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| No means no! (Unless you're reading something upside down, then it means 'on') | |||
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