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TedBoston2011-11-23
@WhatTedSaid549 days
Thinker Shitter Stoner Spy • http://t.co/8oBuK2NX • This is a movie about me.
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Ted @WhatTedSaid
Hey, I'm on the cover of this week's Entertainment Weekly with two babies! (Seth and Stewie) Go buy it and read about how awesome I am.
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New Year's resolution: Buy #familyguy Volume 10 DVD and watch it until I can NAIL Peter Griffin’s voice.
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I wanna start a band with with Leslie Mann and Christopher Walken, and call it "Ted Mann Walken".
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so party I honked a fat lady got high & toaster john arrested lori mad I fixed it with french toast & police left so pic.twitter.com/A0tIa8kg
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Had a dream last night that I was Super Mario when he WASN'T trying to save the princess. I was basically just a plumber. Pretty boring.
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John & I looked up Kwanzaa on Wikipedia. It was too hard to spell so we asked Siri & wound up at a Chinese restaurant. pic.twitter.com/Kd7oZimk
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Boobs are the best Christmas present. And the best part is unwrapping them. And you thought I was gonna say nipples. pic.twitter.com/vbOOwd84
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John read “The Night Before Xmas” to me. All I thought about was what the mouse would've been stirring. Thanks, weed. pic.twitter.com/qVJiyJ0x
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I'm thinking of getting Lori #familyguy Vol.10 on DVD for Xmas. For some reason Meg really reminds me of her. fox.tv/UOvJPz
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To the girl at the nightclub who was convinced Abraham Lincoln invented the telephone: I looked it up. We were both wrong.
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Just "found" the new #familyguy Volume 10 DVD that John got us for Xmas! And I swear I do NOT sound like Peter Griffin! fox.tv/UOvJPz
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My insomnia finally got the best of me… at 5am I broke down and bought The Magic Bullet. I now own a $100 weed grinder. pic.twitter.com/l50Xte4y
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Instead of "Dick Wolf", I wish each Law & Order ended with "Wolf Dick". Then we'd all have that image to consider.
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The Build-a-Bear process creeps me out. You know what I’d like to see? Build-a-Whore Workshop. I would LIVE there. pic.twitter.com/LIgQv5Pr
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Holiday-themed stripper names: Ginger Breasts, The Toe sisters (Mistletoe & Cameltoe), & Wanda the X-Mas Fuck Machine. pic.twitter.com/vESZL0z7
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With federal funding, someday I will finally realize my dream: to build the world’s biggest bong. pic.twitter.com/lxutEA4T
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Here’s me, John, and Lori wearing our new holiday sweaters. I think mine came off of a Holly Hobbie. I hate this. pic.twitter.com/1t39K6SZ
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WTF? YOU MISSED ME ON @JimmyKimmelLive? Check it HERE: youtu.be/IuzzA3046C8 pic.twitter.com/VUTdOz3s
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In the immortal words of Eddie Money and Ronnie Specter…TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT! bit.ly/TakeTedHome pic.twitter.com/gVoTppMN
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Sometimes I like to imagine living the life of a freewheeling, rail-riding hobo. My motto? “Have bong, will travel.” pic.twitter.com/T05qZiCE
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