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| Please donate to my kickstarter to get Sniggers Ice Cream Parlor back in business! We're just $49,995 away from our goal! |
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Other terrible Kickstarter ideas:
-Ken's Funeral
-HELP ME BREED GUINEA PIGS
-The Turquoise jewelry tent!!!
-My iguana may be sick |
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| "Nobody ever." -everyone on Twitter |
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| My man the original fan O.F. Made a colossal video exploring language it's social use for lernen: |
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| you know homelessness is really a mental health issue. If they are synonymous with "crazy" then we need treatment not shelters. |
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| Just chillin in Dallas. Bumpin Favs like a mo fo. In slow mo. Fav'n my own tweets, bumpin the fav count. You know how it do. LameStyle. |
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| Me and are homies. One time some dude tried to steal 's wallet chain (not even the wallet!). I smoked that fool. |
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| And when people come in my bathroom "JUST TRY TA TAKE DEEZ TILES. TRY IT. TRY TA TAKE TILES! YA CAN'T YA BITCH YA KNOW SO N YA SAD THO!" |
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| Whenever I enter a foreign bathroom, perhaps a neighbor's, I say "dang I gotta get this tilin! Where'd ya get deez tiles!" Gimme gimme gimme |
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| You ever fuck with a necklace on? A charm necklace?! That shit's the bomb ass shit 'cept for the tiny charm welts. Look like baby hickeys. |
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'"Everything you say isn't important enough to twitter, TeeJay"
-guy who constantly questions if he has anything to say'. -me: 'Tweetin it!" |
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| I don't touch butts. Unless it's with my butt (sass). Touchin butts ain't nothin to a man, a man who's seen death. Seen violence and war. |
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| You know how it is and I like to touch butts and bandage cuts man. Believe that. |
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| "To Be Destroyed" corn seed by Monsanto Seed GMO Corp. giving to me by Keith the driver (a LOVELY man) exp... |
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| There's no reason to shy away from this episode of ... It only get worse from here on out |
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| Biz idea: If your loved one is buried near where I am & you live far away/feel guilty, PayPal me $ & I'll go to their grave & FaceTime you! |
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| If it sounds like a cinematic symphony it's , the only sound guy Billy Bob Thorton ever lied to. I was the only other one... |
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| Hey do you think pizza men call themselves "pizza men" when they're Throwin Dough? And do they call it "throwin'" dough?" |
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