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| Only in Los Angeles could, "There's a chance for drizzle coming!" be considered a legitimate hook to promote the news brodcast. |
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| Vampire or not, I don't find married & preggo at 17 to be an interesting heroine's happy ending. JMO, of course. |
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| What a 17-year-old wants and what's a legitimate end-goal for a good story are different things. |
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| Whereas in Twilight she seems to have no purpose or interest IN LIFE other than marrying her vamp. |
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| ... good romcoms have character growth. Can't speak as to Sparks, b/c I've never read any of his stuff. |
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| Except romcoms tend to be about adults who already have careers/lives or are pursuing them. Plus... |
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| Aw, thanks. I love you, too. |
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| I will say, of all the teens-w/-vamps, Bella's the most passive. She seems only to exist to fall in love. To me that's bleh. |
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| I don't hate it. Just find it lame. But I consider mocking the lameness of something someone loves shitting on it. |
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| Also holding my place in my book, and finishing my glass of water. |
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| "I do try not to shit all over things that genuinely mean something to people. Except Twilight. I'm ok w/ shitting on Twilight" - Me, today. |
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| Someone on made a Hillary Clinton Pantsuits Rainbow, and it's beautiful |
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| I'd be more intrigued by "The Hero" if the winner had to drop everything & save people whenever needed for the entire year of his/her reign. |
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| Music coordinators: You clearly think "drove my car into a bridge" means "sassy rebel," but all I hear is "danger & infrastructure damage." |
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| Or, "Is your chewing gum safe? What you don't know that could be killing you!" |
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| Well, now the local LA news promos tend to be, "Are baggage handlers trying on your unmentionables? Tonight, at 11!" |
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| Every day, the local news promos sound a little more like teasers for Sick Sad World, and I get a little more sad. |
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| Email from sender "open.attachedfile@aol.com" with the subject line, "RE; ATTACHED FILE." They're like ninjas w/the stealth, these scammers. |
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| Okay, traffic cop in the Lipton commercial, no matter how good the tea is, you shouldn't stop doing your job for a dance number, b/c death. |
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