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| Straight talk, they need to drop the city-politics nonsense from NASHVILLE. |
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| You’ve finally made it! The Daily Mail are making up BS stories about you! |
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| Agree with everything but the font choice. “: this is my theory on keith calder bye for now i wanna sleep ” |
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| How many teenage girls have to think I’m a fake Keith Calder account before Twitter will give me a “verified” badge? |
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| I’ve had to explain my ongoing One Direction twitter saga to at least ten people already at . And I still love telling the story! |
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| I’m sorry, I’ll try harder… “: that keith calder account is so dumb at least if u make a fake account make it convincing” |
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| My new favorite tweet. “: who the fuck is keith calder he looks like one of those creepy bald pervs who wear fedoras” |
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| dont retweet me whoever you are youre not eleanors brother or whatever the fuck you claim to be seriously get off twitter |
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| ship larry all you want but can we just all agree that the keith calder accounts bullshit so it can stop being retweeted on my timeline |
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| True! I’m a fan of a lot of things! “: Guys is a fan account are you dumb” |
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| Cotswold! “: what’s your favourite type of cheese?” |
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| To clarify, again, I am not related to Eleanor Calder. I just like eating cheese and making movies such as YOU’RE NEXT (in theaters Aug 23) |
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| Having dessert in Cannes with , think I'll have some cheese with him. |
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| Cheese in France is so good! “: Eating cheese with in ” |
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| WTF WITH 'S TWEETS. OMG I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO CRY OR CRY |
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| Yes. “: are you a part of eleanor calder family or you just have the same surname as her?” |
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| Me too. Questioning if they’re geniuses! “: guys if u believe anything is saying I am questioning ur IQ level” |
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| OK, off to dinner in . Hopefully they have a good cheese menu… |
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| if Larry is real tweet about how much you love cheese |
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