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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | A. Buttercup Mazer | Washington, DC | 2010-07-23 | ![]() |
| @AlexBMazer | 1,062 days | |||
| Charmed Jubilarian, Scourge of the Luncheon, First of his Name.
Poet. Virtuoso. Dude in the land. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 111 | 153 | 320 | 3 | 7 |
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| Things I need to work on: Stifling laughter when farting on a crowded elevator. | |||
4d
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| Wtf, iPhone? How am I supposed to adequately express orgasm via SMS without an o-face emoticon? I thought this was the future. #weaksauce | |
| 8d | |
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| New NIN. Still got it. ‘Came Back Haunted (2013)’ by @nineinchnails #soundcloud #NIN #yes #earporn bit.ly/1b6PVEe | |
| 12d | |
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| Creative Differences #howto #remake #cute #saturday vine.co/v/bVvgM7aTUOn | |||
17d
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| Hypnotoad demands your #reebokpumps. All glory to the #hypnotoad. #futurama #kidrobot #obey #friday instagram.com/p/Z-cfXuQ8RA/ | |
| 18d | |
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| @arijaco If not standing in the way of furthering the education of one's penis makes me sick, then you best hospitalize me, kemosabe. | |
| 26d in reply to arijaco | |
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| @djmarmon Oh, that's just how my penis refers to the GRE. Guess I must have picked it up. #whoops | |
| 26d in reply to djmarmon | |
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| @dogrosen why are you #tweeting? | |
| 26d in reply to dogrosen | |
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| That #awkwardmoment when you're on the way to a #pisstest and you realize you're wearing a #bigjohnson t-shirt. | |
| 26d | |
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| Wow, "Get Lucky" is almost as catchy as it is cheesy. #getlucky #randomaccessmemories #daftshwag | |
| 26d | |
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| @MrsJeffGoldblum Probably a cholent of his aloof sexiness stewed with my own deluded narcissism. | |
| 32d in reply to MrsJeffGoldblum | |
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| The best part about the re-release of Jurrasic Park was seeing Jeff Goldblum in 3D. #jeffgoldblum, #3D, #jurrasicpark | |||
34d Retweeted by AlexBMazer
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| #journalism pic.twitter.com/QzynMatVej | |
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| 42d | |
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| I want to know everything I want to be everywhere I want to fuck everyone in the world I want to do something that matters #NIN | |
| 46d | |
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| @SimonNRicketts That #awkward moment when you realize that your #pirate costume makes you seem #insensitive. | |
| 47d in reply to SimonNRicketts | |
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| I frequently find myself wishing that Joe Cocker sang my theme song and Daniel Stern narred my life. #thewonderyears | |
| 49d | |
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| I know of no evening more #romantic than one spent with the #gratefuldead. | |
| 52d | |
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| Giant penises from Mars: huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mar… #epicgraffiti #usa #penis #martian #nasa #yes | |||
54d
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| @djmarmon omgomgomg | |
| 56d in reply to djmarmon | |
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| Jinkies, I just found a piece of duck prosciutto in my shoe! #2Amys #yum | |
| 56d | |
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