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| I'm going to be posting reminders for my EP until you're so sick of them you can't help but listen (bad marketing) - |
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| RESULTS ARE IN: GRANNY SMITH BEATS FUJI. BOTH CRISP ENOUGH BUT WHERE WAS THEY BITE, FUJI, YOU PEON CLOWN APPLE? NOT PRESENT. |
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| Folks, this is your librarian speaking, reminding you to remain quiet at all times and to not attempt to reshelf any books or periodicals. |
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| Yo I know its really late but my friend was looking for some chestnuts. Do you know anyone with any? |
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| Live each day of your life as if you are about to rip off a gnarly band-aid from your hairy thigh. |
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| and yet I still won't stop making unleaded martinis! |
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| A little sporadic gunfire never hurt anybody |
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| When I have leftovers from a meal, I call that a "food memoir" |
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| "My friend wrote his UC application essay about Blink 182... now he goes to UC Merced." |
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| Nothing says you are back and like posting an instagram photo of it. So ! Like, just you, doin nothing but relax. |
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| Avoid the biggest mistake in classified |
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| I'm the guy who goes around leaving wet socks in other people's finished dryer loads |
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| Why is porn an 'industry'? Doesn't that mean capital investment and heavy machinery and all that hoo-ha? Not sexy. |
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| Accomplished my New Year's resolution by keeping the vibes going w/ Kendrick at |
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| Society has condemned fascism. And tiny mustaches. |
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| If I were a woman, I'd gladly offer my boobs |
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| Game 1 still, but getting drunkish now. Cheers? |
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| Round 1, not drunk yet. Here's to round 2 |
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| that track is the lifeblood of Shaking The Habitual. also "Full of Fire" isn't one second too long. totally perfs. |
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| When life gives you lemons, drink slut, drink! |
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