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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Mr.Acosta | Los Fresnos Texas | 2009-04-17 | ![]() |
| @orlyonthego | 1,524 days | |||
| I'm very self-conscious about my dashing good looks and wonderfully charming sense of humor so please don't comment on either. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 386 | 680 | 3,307 | 16 | 2,759 |
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| @AMCTalkingDead who the hell was watching the baby?!? | |
| 121d in reply to AMCTalkingDead | |
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| If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, stop watching the Walking Dead marathon. | |||
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| Forrest Fucking Gump woulda HATED me cuz my VAGINA tastes like cigarettes. Lt. Dan knows. So does @PoliticallyILL1. Thx 4 the cup! GO RAVENS | |||
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| I feel like the man of the house when she asks me to break the spaghetti in half. | |
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| Am I racist for thinking @TheRealRyanHiga was in The Walking Dead this entire time. | |
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| In the past couple days if had teas that taste like yogurt, trident gum, and fruit loops. | |
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| Remember Phat Farms? | |
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| TBS is not funny. | |
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| I know the feeling of peeing after holding it in but don't moan and make it awkward weird guy! | |||
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| I wonder how many times gangnam style will be played tonight. | |
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| She loves me even though my feet smell <3 | |
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| How are we supposed to die on Friday anyway? Meteors? Zombies? Machete-wielding lesbian truck drivers? | |||
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| My feet smell like pizza. I know I should be worried but its kinda awesome. | |
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| How to play the "Would you date me if" game 1. say yes to everything 2. don't ever say no | |||
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| Your license to be an adult is automatically revoked if you wear anything with angry birds on it. | |||
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| Watch the #StarTrek teaser and come back 12/17 for the trailer debut! trailers.apple.com/trailers/param… | |
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| I should google the words "sex" and "gopro" to see what I find. | |
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| Not that there's anything wrong with being a waitress. | |
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| A lady just purchased the new wiz khalifa album in one dollar bills. I wonder what she does for a living. | |||
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