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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Andy Borowitz | New York | 2008-11-10 | ![]() |
| @BorowitzReport | 1,683 days | |||
| There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life. | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 461,875 | 32 | 138 | 10,432 | 0 |
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| U.S. Promises Smooth Transfer of Quagmire from Afghanistan to Syria: nyr.kr/12VuSqn | |||
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| .@BorowitzReport: Obama, Putin Agree Never to Speak to Each Other Again: nyr.kr/15gkZxS | |||
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| Americans Sent Over a Hundred Million Father's Day Messages, Says NSA nyr.kr/13UlgYb | |||
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| Murdoch Divorce Stuns Satan nyr.kr/1bAqdYP | |||
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| Let's honor our war dead by giving proper benefits to our war living. | |||
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| Obama Denies Role in Government nyr.kr/10bGH8h | |||
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| Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln bit.ly/138BY4d | |||
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| "NRA convention speakers included Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent & several others who would not pass background checks" bit.ly/ZFT6kp | |||
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| The House Republicans are doing an awesome job, unless you're old, poor, sick or don't like to be shot. | |||
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| Not sure why we need a monument to Bush in Dallas when there's already one in Guantanamo bit.ly/10CAaps | |||
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| CNN will no longer air breaking news and will instead re-run news stories of the past “that we know we got right” nyr.kr/17AXMbk | |||
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| BREAKING: NATION CHEERS END OF CNN'S COVERAGE | |||
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| Courageous Senators Stand Up to American People nyr.kr/ZubHiU | |||
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| Pentagon cancels order for $9000 pen: bit.ly/YXzSWd | |||
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| Pentagon: Cuts Could Hamper Ability to Invade Countries for No Reason: bit.ly/YXzSWd | |||
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| NRA Defends Right to Own Politicians: bit.ly/TWxfoh | |||
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| Obama Urged to Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal nyr.kr/146tONx | |||
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| Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care were as easy to get as, say, a gun. | |||
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| BREAKING: Man Who Told Half the Nation to Fuck Themselves Somehow Loses Election #election #election2012 #vote2012 | |||
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| "As Republicans go from Abraham Lincoln to Teddy Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, no wonder they don't believe in evolution": bitly.com/RwHNXn | |||
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