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| Image | Name | Location | Twitter since | Links |
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![]() | Jesus Christ | 2009-04-14 | ![]() | |
| @Jesus_M_Christ | 1,500 days | |||
| You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. jesus_m_christ69@yahoo.com | ||||
| Followers | Following | Tweets | Lists | Favorites |
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| 480,538 | 202 | 3,435 | 8,628 | 466 |
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| Crucifix Ornament RT @ModelEmployeeFN What was the worst job you've ever had? #ModelEmployee | |||
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| What Would Bob Ross Do? | |||
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| #iDontLikeWhen your uncle screams my name while he's having sex. | |||
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| Sorry about the Tornadoes. Was aiming for the Westboro Baptist Church, but had a lil too much Tequila. #DontDrinkAndSmite | |||
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| ...and on the 69th day, God created oral sex. #JesusAfterDark | |||
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| BTW, sorry about John Lennon. Totally aiming for Yoko on that one. | |||
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| Still waiting for someone to explain to me why I'm not an unlock-able character on NBA Jams. | |||
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| The meek shall inherit the Earth? They can fucking have it. | |||
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| Hey, Nietzsche, if God is dead, where's my inheritance? | |||
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| I wish you could hear how much shit Biggie Smalls talks about @iamdiddy. LMAO | |||
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| #FYI Hell is a local call in Florida. | |||
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| Damn even *I* can't afford an iPhone 5. I'll have to talk to Jobs about this. Fuckin' travesty it is. | |||
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| You were doomed to begin with. #shrugs #realtalk | |||
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| Lazarus was the first zombie. And I created him. My bad. | |||
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| I'd take a shit on Satan's stoop but he'd just eat it again. | |||
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| PSA: please change any reference to 'Jesus Christ and his 12 Disciples' to 'Jesus Christ and the Pussy Police' in every and all Bibles. | |||
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| Hey, Tebow, stop comparing your plight with mine. My spiral is pussy tight, yours is a dead bird in flight. | |||
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| Ladies, when you see one set of footprints, that's when I'm riding you piggyback making a hand bra on your tig ol' bitties. #JesusAfterDark | |||
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| Follow @YoMumblr or die. #realthreats | |||
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| Movie pitch: Me and Satan....Step Brothers 2. #Boom | |||
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| Date | Followers | Following | Tweets | Avg daily total | New followers | New following | New tweets | Avg daily month | Follow rank | Tweet rank |
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| 2013-05-23 | 480,538 | 202 | 3,435 | 2.3 | -1,072 | 4 | 9 | 0.4 | 3,749 | 18,522 |
| 2013-04-30 | 481,610 | 198 | 3,426 | 2.3 | -2,649 | 30 | 82 | 2.7 | 3,749 | 18,522 |
| 2013-03-31 | 484,259 | 168 | 3,344 | 2.3 | -3,279 | 36 | 90 | 2.9 | 3,655 | 18,507 |
| 2013-02-28 | 487,538 | 132 | 3,254 | 2.3 | -2,147 | 7 | 50 | 1.8 | 3,437 | 17,910 |
| 2013-01-31 | 489,685 | 125 | 3,204 | 2.3 | -2,245 | 0 | 93 | 3.0 | 3,261 | 16,631 |
| 2012-12-31 | 491,930 | 125 | 3,111 | 2.3 | 1,772 | 6 | 177 | 5.7 | 3,085 | 16,763 |
| 2012-11-30 | 490,158 | 119 | 2,934 | 2.2 | -858 | 10 | 132 | 4.4 | 2,907 | 16,423 |
| 2012-10-31 | 491,016 | 109 | 2,802 | 2.2 | 277 | 4 | 61 | 2.0 | 2,783 | 16,521 |
| 2012-09-30 | 490,739 | 105 | 2,741 | 2.2 | 357 | 3 | 85 | 2.8 | 2,639 | 16,560 |
| 2012-08-31 | 490,382 | 102 | 2,656 | 2.2 | 472 | 4 | 101 | 3.3 | 2,535 | 16,363 |
| 2012-07-31 | 489,910 | 98 | 2,555 | 2.1 | 1,928 | 3 | 57 | 1.8 | 2,308 | 12,034 |
| 2012-06-30 | 487,982 | 95 | 2,498 | 2.1 | 10,415 | 3 | 119 | 4.0 | 2,168 | 11,452 |
| 2012-05-31 | 477,567 | 92 | 2,379 | 2.1 | 8,736 | 3 | 34 | 1.1 | 2,080 | 11,037 |
| 2012-04-30 | 468,831 | 89 | 2,345 | 2.1 | 27,291 | -1 | 119 | 4.0 | 2,008 | 10,789 |
| 2012-03-31 | 441,540 | 90 | 2,226 | 2.1 | 11,234 | 0 | 46 | 1.5 | 1,975 | 10,053 |
| 2012-02-29 | 430,306 | 90 | 2,180 | 2.1 | 16,139 | -1 | 40 | 1.4 | 1,894 | 10,024 |
| 2012-01-31 | 414,167 | 91 | 2,140 | 2.1 | 19,628 | 3 | 43 | 1.4 | 1,830 | 9,623 |
| 2011-12-31 | 394,539 | 88 | 2,097 | 2.1 | 23,704 | 2 | 93 | 3.0 | 1,778 | 8,892 |
| 2011-11-30 | 370,835 | 86 | 2,004 | 2.1 | 10,893 | 1 | 41 | 1.4 | 1,694 | 4,066 |
| 2011-10-31 | 359,942 | 85 | 1,963 | 2.1 | 13,146 | 3 | 56 | 1.8 | 1,639 | 3,654 |
| 2011-09-30 | 346,796 | 82 | 1,907 | 2.1 | 13,857 | 2 | 73 | 2.4 | 1,581 | 3,652 |
| 2011-08-31 | 332,939 | 80 | 1,834 | 2.1 | 28,395 | 5 | 93 | 3.0 | 1,501 | 3,291 |
| 2011-07-31 | 304,544 | 75 | 1,741 | 2.1 | 23,714 | 6 | 97 | 3.1 | 1,509 | 2,836 |
| 2011-06-30 | 280,830 | 69 | 1,644 | 2.0 | 20,675 | 14 | 104 | 3.5 | 1,518 | 2,803 |
| 2011-05-31 | 260,155 | 55 | 1,540 | 2.0 | 28,632 | 4 | -56 | -1.8 | 1,532 | 2,753 |
| 2011-04-30 | 231,523 | 51 | 1,596 | 2.1 | 19,457 | 4 | 17 | 0.6 | 1,568 | 2,453 |
| 2011-03-31 | 212,066 | 47 | 1,579 | 2.2 | 21,793 | 9 | 105 | 3.4 | 1,571 | 2,346 |
| 2011-02-28 | 190,273 | 38 | 1,474 | 2.2 | 10,575 | 3 | 57 | 2.0 | 1,439 | 2,178 |
| 2011-01-31 | 179,698 | 35 | 1,417 | 2.2 | 18,374 | -1 | 94 | 3.0 | 1,428 | 2,198 |
| 2010-12-31 | 161,324 | 36 | 1,323 | 2.1 | 16,130 | 0 | 111 | 3.6 | 1,453 | 2,235 |
| 2010-11-30 | 145,194 | 36 | 1,212 | 2.0 | 19,000 | 1 | 112 | 3.7 | 1,485 | 2,255 |
| 2010-10-31 | 126,194 | 35 | 1,100 | 1.9 | 16,006 | 3 | 145 | 4.7 | 1,528 | 1,313 |
| 2010-09-30 | 110,188 | 32 | 955 | 1.8 | 34,998 | 7 | 136 | 3.1 | 1,598 | 1,991 |
| 2010-08-17 | 75,190 | 25 | 819 | 1.7 | - | - | - | - | 1,828 | 1,755 |
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