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| NFL no closer to testing for HGH. Collective sigh of relief from players causes several houses to break in half and craters to form. |
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| Looney Tunes enslaved by aliens after Derrick Rose refuses to help them win basketball game |
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ESPN: "You've heard how we're profitable? Making hundreds of millions of dollars?"
Staffer: "Yes"
ESPN: "You're fired" |
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| Carmelo Anthony finds out Knicks teammates controlled by 8-year-olds on Xbox Live. |
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| Sports game trailer just revealed for new XBOX ONE. Not sure if RG3 can still move like this -- |
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| USGA bans long putters, belly putters, but makes no comment on Spanish putters who won't stop whining about Tiger. |
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| Dwight Howard puts Deron Williams on notice: Record for "Career Coaches Fired" is in jeopardy. |
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| Not only is soccer unpopular in America, but it might also get you killed |
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| Back cyst has surgery to remove Tony Romo. |
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| Doctors inform Gronkowski that his chronic masturbation needs to stop or he will never fully heal. |
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| Sneak peak at new Nike LeBrons. We're very proud of the work our Asian child writers have done at their other job: |
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| This epic photo of Maple Leafs fans reacting to collapse needs your funny caption: |
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| Here's a guy setting the world record for pogo stick backflips. What have YOU done with your life? [vid] |
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| Pacers are really hoping D-Wade has some serious fails like the one here at #10: |
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| Rob Parker gets RGIII tin can of cornballs as wedding gift. |
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| "Chad Johnson? -- Rookie" -Titus Young |
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| Bobcats say first step in transition to Hornets is to throw away all Bobcats jerseys while players are still in them. |
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| Chad Johnson's bond is set at $1,000. Much like his last few NFL contracts, it won't take much for him to get released. |
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| After seeing fans buy RGIII gifts from wedding registry, Vince Young registers at Kroger for ramen and cans of tuna. |
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| Mutant 16 year old does typical 1080 for his age group. Great-grandpa Tony Hawk still impressed |
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